Job hunting. Exactly how I feel. HOW I FEEL AFTER BEING TUNED FROM JOBS THESE PAST FEW WEEKS I' lall BECOMING h
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Job hunting

Exactly how I feel

HOW I FEEL AFTER BEING TUNED
FROM JOBS THESE PAST FEW WEEKS
I' lall BECOMING h
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#1 - platinuminfernape (12/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #10 - lasomacintosh (12/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Here's a bro tip,

when answering the questionnaire for online applications. You know, one of those dumb ones that asks those questions like...

"If your co-worker got his dick stuck in the microwave, what would you do?"

Try to avoid using the answer "Tell the Manager" as much as possible.

My former manager said that that's how most people fail their applications.
User avatar #20 - ipartywithpedobear (12/04/2013) [+] (17 replies)
i turned in 167 applications since janruary, and i'm A+ certified (i'm certified to build, fix, and modify computers)

I finally got a job at taco bell a couple weeks ago.
#23 - cthulusushi (12/04/2013) [-]
because I'm in the same position

my feels

take them
#5 - mikesrevenge (12/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i know this is a joke,but an fyi if you are looking for work.... the further north you go in north america the more money you make... and they are desperate for people that can read English.... northern Alberta cant find laborers anywhere and jobs start at like 25 bucks an hour. but its about minus 30 degrees...
#50 - ragingsquirrelz (12/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - zenkon (12/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's a real pain in the ass, two years and nobody want me and most of the time for lack of experience, I want to yell them **** YOU but I really need the job so I can do that.
User avatar #100 - jdizzleapplepie (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i totally hear ya. i had been job hunting since march this year and just got a job at a boat building company. finally after 2 months of starvation and 6 months of judgmental stares for receiving food stamps, i'm a working citizen.
User avatar #97 - biggrand (12/05/2013) [-]
Imagine a new drug market, revolutionized by the well educated working class. Men and women with degrees in accounting, business management, marketing, ect. working what was once that shady deal in the bathroom, but is now a AAA frontier of goods and services. Son, I see the sun over the mountain our father came to, and we were born on, and you will see the top.
#13 - infinitereaper (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's nearly impossible to make an honest living these days.
Which is why I plan to live as dishonestly as possible.
Anything for the sake of profit.
#84 - footballmaniac (12/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ywf no one buys from you
#68 - dagramcraka (12/04/2013) [-]
I had to.. Im sorry
I had to.. Im sorry
#48 - cartoonbacon (12/04/2013) [-]
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#42 - minutes (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well i will finish my a-levels next year so i had to look for a job in case i don't get accepted at any universitys. It's like, i don't want the job i am applying to but i still have to try for safety. I feel like an idiot if they ask me why i want the job and how i got to it.
I would really like to say Bitch i don't want the job i am just here cause my father forced me to get one just in case. If you get turned down after the conversation it's one thing, but if you don't even get to that cause you fail the test, well then it's probably your own fault since these tests are easy as **** .

The problam is, i don't even know what job i want to do in the future. Hell i am 17 how should i? I just want to study something/anything so i have more time to make this decision. Hell i hate growing up.
#57 to #42 - lolollo (12/04/2013) [-]
I always get a kick when an employer asks that question.

"So why do you want to work with us?"
"I woke up one cold winter's morning with the sudden urge to flip burger patties for the rest of my life..."
"Really?"
"No, the truth is that hookers and blow cost money."
User avatar #28 - kushcopter (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm having the same problem. I applied to a **** ton of different places around where I live and one finally called me back yesterday for an interview. I come home and tell my dad about it and he's mad I want a job. He is trying to discourage the hell out of me the store said it will likely just be seasonal so I was just gonna hope for some paid work experience before I go off to college. It's disappointing to say the least but I'm still gonna go tomorrow and hope after season they keep me just to shove it in his face.
#43 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
HAHAHA, i've been having the same amount of luck. It's been almost a month of constant job hunting. So who wants to get this drug dealing business rolling?
User avatar #69 to #43 - yourafaggotharry (12/04/2013) [-]
Might as well help out, been turned down more times than i can remember... I got a place we can grow **** .
#29 - snakefire (12/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I should be a prostitute.
User avatar #34 to #30 - tehnoobpwnzor (12/04/2013) [-]
i dunno dude, here in UK i know of one prostitute (calls herself an escort) she must feel great at £1000+ a booking, she's not much older than me maybe 23? and she's retiring soon
#9 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
Might as well.
User avatar #2 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Come with me! ill show you the drug woooorrrrrllllld!
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