Job Secrets. . I WORK SECRETS Anonymous / ) 1 5: 42: 37 his I 50470290 Here' s mine. Long but worth the read. My is unbelievable, I' ll try to sum it up by firs
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Job Secrets

I WORK SECRETS Anonymous / ) 1 5: 42: 37 his I 50470290
Here' s mine.
Long but worth the read.
My ********** is unbelievable, I' ll try to sum it up by first telling Wu about the folks I work with:
First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I' ll give her credit she if pretty ******* hot. But She' s constantly fixing her hair er putting an make up. She is extremely and never considers the needs/ want/ desires of anyone but
herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I' m surprised she has enough brain power's continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.
The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably ene ofthe smartest person an the planet. He career oppertunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 an a scale ofl to 10. I' m not sure she mien showers, muchness shares her 'womanly' parts. I
think is a Lesbain, wary time we drive by a Home Depot she means like she is creaming her panties.
Finally and ofthe crowd is a ******* stoner. I' m not talking like an occasional taker. This guy is baked before he semes to work, during work and I' m sure waterwark. Iwould doubt that he has been 'saber' in the last IO years easily. And he' s only 22. He dresses
like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960' s. Te make it verse he brings his big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have to leak at this HUGE ******* DEG! This thing usually walks around about 1/ 2 stoned from the gnd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I men
think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both ofthem are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at Mcdonalds and Burger King.
Anyways, I drive these ********* around in my van and we sews mysteries and **** .
winrar pp
I Anonymous / ) 15: 47: 34 No. 150471
Wu can has my internets ) REVER
WINNAH
...
+17
Views: 2186
Favorited: 1
Submitted: 02/14/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to cedarsacademy E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - abject ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - vigdos (02/14/2014) [-]
-10/10 you say?
 Friends (0)