Jimmy's muslim friend. . We got a Muslim friend who is really religious- He Quran backwards. Which is handy ? cause. that' s how Irrhl read it. A surprisingly w
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Jimmy's muslim friend

We got a Muslim friend who is really religious- He Quran backwards.
Which is handy ? cause. that' s how Irrhl read it.
A surprisingly well infer mud and inoffensive jun he the Islamic. faith.
And Quads because I' m not a ******* idiot.
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Submitted: 05/14/2014
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#1 - yoloswagninegag (05/14/2014) [+] (17 replies)
I would bend that guy over and stuff the qaran in his ass and say allahu ackbar right before he prolapses if you know what I mean
User avatar #2 to #1 - pulpunderground (05/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I do, could you elaborate?
User avatar #19 - payseht ONLINE (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Good save. A joke like that can really blow in your face if not careful...
User avatar #13 - moetron (05/15/2014) [+] (21 replies)
You don't read the Qu'ran backwards.. What a pretentious cunt.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Ruspanic (05/15/2014) [-]
Arabic text (like Hebrew) is read right to left and their books are bound on the right side, so from an English-speaker's perspective it would look like you're reading the book backwards.
User avatar #33 - snood (05/15/2014) [+] (19 replies)
So being offensive to Christians and other religions in every joke is fine, but making offensive comments to Muslims makes you an idiot?
not saying this guy isn't funny but that's a double standard if i've ever seen one.
#40 to #33 - iamnuff (05/15/2014) [-]
this isn't a "be PC" joke. this is a "I'm not making fun of the people who might blow me up" joke.
#8 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It doesn't work if you're the one saying it. Instead of an offensive, ignorant idiot, instead you look like a smug, arrogant jackass. Good transition.
#10 to #8 - broorb (05/15/2014) [-]
not what's implied. went straight over your head, mate. keep trying
#88 - ilikepatatas (05/15/2014) [-]
OH 						****					 DON'T LOOK AT THE COMMENTS   
MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THEM ARE ALL BLOWN UP
OH **** DON'T LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THEM ARE ALL BLOWN UP
User avatar #28 - klick ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
He's not my favorite comedian, but I still enjoy his work.
#65 - acemcgunner (05/15/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled image** MFW I see the comments
User avatar #56 - veirianmayne (05/15/2014) [+] (26 replies)
The joke is double set. It has two meanings.

The Muslim Quran and Christian Bible are similar in they both have a beginning that involves a lot of violence and killing of opposing religions, and then they mellow out and tell everyone to be nice to each other at the end.

So if you read it backwards, you get being violent and killing people of opposing religions as the final message.

Which coincidentally seems to be the way a lot of Christians act as well.

Oh look guys, the Muslims and Christians /are/ still on the same page! Haha.

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User avatar #97 to #56 - chaossniper ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
this is completly ******** in so many ways it hurts
#102 - mathmanchris (05/15/2014) [-]
Smoke Quaran, get stoned.
User avatar #95 - definitelynotarab (05/15/2014) [-]
Which is funny because arabic is read right to left :')
User avatar #90 - flibstaar (05/15/2014) [-]
Ha ha ha ha HAAH.
#86 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** MFW
#84 - rottenrelish (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I really love when people have to explain a joke it really makes a joke better.



“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”


― E.B. White
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#30 - givememoarpony (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i'm quite immature and easily amused, it seems.
#11 - infinitereaper ONLINE (05/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I haves joke about jews   
why jew give money to charity?    
is trick question   
jew don't give away money
I haves joke about jews
why jew give money to charity?
is trick question
jew don't give away money
User avatar #63 to #11 - acemcgunner (05/15/2014) [-]
with that joke you pissed off jews
#7 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you are a tax cheating scumbag, so you know. Quid pro quo.
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