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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - cvt
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User avatar #40 to #5 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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whats the caption?
#41 to #40 - anon id: 5fab5305
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Shrinkage:
Sometimes it hides like a frightened turtle.
#13 to #5 - platinuminfernape
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>Saving thumbnails
User avatar #6 to #5 - arreatface
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Whatisthisapictureforants?.jpg
User avatar #14 to #6 - payseht
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it's actually quite poetic. You see, he used a small picture to convey the idea of shrinkage.
cvt is an artist
User avatar #9 to #6 - Shitthatscrazy
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Shrinkage
#8 to #6 - squishypoop
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Seinfeld *****
User avatar #1 - quoterox
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No, it's not 'ads done right'.

It's funny, yes.

However, it's unwise to alienate one group (anyone who is offended by innuendo) in favor of another (everyone else) in business.

Nothing wrong with funny, save for when it potentially causes you to lose customers.
#2 to #1 - aenarion
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I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do anything, especially advertising, without someone getting offended.
User avatar #3 to #2 - quoterox
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true.

however, innuendo tends to be more divisive than other advertising stuff.
#31 to #1 - alexdial **User deleted account**
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Well someone doesn't measure up.
User avatar #4 to #1 - tyrson
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Eh, having worked in the service industry for (what I feel is) entirely too long, I can say that if I were a manager of a restaurant or place like this, I might not want stick-in-the-muds coming around.
So, using a sign that will make the people I don't want to deal with want to eat somewhere else, while giving enjoyment and a much needed chuckle to the customers who do come around? Profit.
Sure, it's not the wisest financial decision, but any decision that makes your job more enjoyable is a good one. I would rather be poor and happy than rich and depressed.
User avatar #7 to #1 - vangoz
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This was a reference to the subway foot-long fiasco
User avatar #43 to #7 - hates
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Which fiasco was this?
User avatar #45 to #43 - vangoz
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Foot longs were under 1 foot in length
User avatar #18 - Durp
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As a non-dong human being, I'm legitimately curious here. Does your guys' junk really get smaller when it's cold?
User avatar #19 to #18 - obsidicus
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honestly no. But if the cold is intrusive and uncomfortable, the likelihood of a full-blown erection goes down drastically because you aren't focusing on sex, you are focusing on the fact that you are so dang cold.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Durp
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Well alrighty then. Thanks for sharing.
#21 to #20 - iheartidiots
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s soft dick gets smaller in the cold making it harder to achieve a full erection, but the temperature doesn't affect erection size
User avatar #22 to #21 - Durp
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Thanks for the explanation. This was always a burning actually not really question in my mind.
#23 to #22 - iheartidiots
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I know alot of guys use it as an excuse when girls are unimpressed, so now you can destroy their egos with science
I know alot of guys use it as an excuse when girls are unimpressed, so now you can destroy their egos with science
User avatar #24 to #23 - Durp
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Considering I've never been with a guy before, this is just my own opinion here. But, his dick doesn't have to be off the schlong-o-meter for me to be happy. Esp. if I like him, then it doesn't matter to me.

Tldr; girls who put down dudes cause of their size make me upset.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iheartidiots
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it's mostly hoes that make fuss, you'll make a guy happy with that attitude!!
User avatar #28 to #18 - mcknyte
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Depends the guy. Mine turns into a scared turtle
#30 - anon id: 8d279859
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7027397 at Safe For Work Random Board **
mfw
#33 to #30 - youreminenow
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**youreminenow rolled a random image posted in comment #758119 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** I'm sorry.
#15 - Brass
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A shower and a grower.
User avatar #17 to #15 - AnFour
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Don't know if you meant shower as shower or shower as shower?...
User avatar #27 to #17 - itsthatguyagain
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Shower as in shower.
#36 to #15 - luthervonappledorf
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Hi shower, I'm Luther. Anyone else find it really hard not to use your real names on here by accident?
User avatar #12 - guywithafork
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I read "Jimmy John's" as "In my John's" the first time.
#11 - teachworth
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oh
my
god
im hungry now but not for dick
#39 - saltyfries
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my older bro works for Jimmy Johns, they not only are truly freaky fast, but apparently they're way more delicious than Subway.

<My Bro when delivering sandwhiches
User avatar #42 to #39 - moshimoshi
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Being better than subway isn't hard though. I can make a better sandwich in 3 minutes just by raiding my fridge.
#16 - weirddark
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User avatar #10 - gmarrox
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Jimmy John's is ******* delicious, and they make the subs in like a minute.
User avatar #29 to #10 - douthit
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meh

I've only had it once and was really disappointed.
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