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fatminion ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-] I actually have a few "secrets of Tesla" PDFs I got from a conspiracy theory friend. Anyone who wants one just reply to this message with your penis size and I'll post a link and mention you and comment on the size of your member.
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nightmarexnxnxnxnx (11/16/2015) [-]
He wanted the length of your dick, not your nose.
You dirty jew.
You dirty jew.
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fatminion ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] mentions: TreesyDoesIt roadrager xenosthepirate iwillnotforgetthis urchinator vpngtn arnarinn ohmytoast shreksorcist shortdevil PebbleBinder ozzyfromaussie quantumranger jackstyle dragemit wherejohnny antheny dawnsblight Temari sirwill arreatface pyromanicturtlez teevee isuriand morale aidnyan chimpaflimp jackdynam lennylorenzo optimogappi vlademitrius shadowallyx duhusst nightroller pyropsychopath imdan questionspark kylefromabove goblinraider theonlyg masterpenguin jabzilla sansikal rakosember maternation meathooksodomy shuckleduck servantd thedrainox nothingheretosee ltbuttstrong absolutelynyet corranhorn towerofpower thethirddoctor thethirddoctor crackerdawg DrWanksta ryuggu willypmedina thedrgonzo spunkmckullins danniegurl xgumgumx agronimo midgettitwank buttinspecter funnaycraptwo sajero finntastic nnever dmkstarstar superanonymouspers adolov liamjamse traks doomsdaysnail hassanane jabzilla mreggsalad sirosd lordjebadia moribus haroldsaxon illburnyou fatminion kanaka fatminion almaster fistings thisisspartah iflirtwithanyone lennylorenzo swagbot sleepehz bladeguy uncledick nignogprime teevee shadowstepone moldybreadcrumb Petarded arreatface charak toaofmemory feorhhyrde mrd spceinvdr TheThinkingMan mississippiriver RawrS draeman captainbalu spelly mrclorox britexplain iridium demonicknighty ezzay newtamalego nought zmranger finishhimlarry
Here's a bunch of **** . Most is about Tesla: from his diary or lecture notes or stuff about free energy based on his work. Also a bit about "hacking" for all you 12-year-olds out there.
Enjoy!
www.miketheburns.com/tesla_free-energy_hacking_docs.zip
PS I'm glad so many of you have such large penises.
Here's a bunch of **** . Most is about Tesla: from his diary or lecture notes or stuff about free energy based on his work. Also a bit about "hacking" for all you 12-year-olds out there.
Enjoy!
www.miketheburns.com/tesla_free-energy_hacking_docs.zip
PS I'm glad so many of you have such large penises.
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mpghbombsaway (11/15/2015) [-] Free energy? Please don't tell me this is the whole magnets make free energy **** . When magnets are used to generate energy they are degaussed ergo its not free energy
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iflirtwithanyone (11/15/2015) [-] I would just like to say to everyone in this thread
6 inches
6 inches
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danniegurl (11/15/2015) [-] how would you know where I live? are you from tallanasty?
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fatminion ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] your profile said 20, female, G-ville, and "Gainsville" is the first place I thought of that could be that. You a fan of Lynyrd Skynyrd? They were from near Gainsville, I think. They were my favorite growing up until I started listening to Pink Floyd more. But I still own every album and listen to them at least once a month. They inspired me to play guitar, actually.
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danniegurl (11/15/2015) [-] I thought people might assume I meant "gangsta" or something by "G"
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danniegurl (11/15/2015) [-] I like them well enough, but don't ever think to go out of my way to listen to them, except for simple man.
Less than jake is from gainesville though. A day to remember is from my hometown.
Less than jake is from gainesville though. A day to remember is from my hometown.
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funnaycraptwo ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] 7 inches...
MFW People don't usually believe me on this
MFW People don't usually believe me on this
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dmkstarstar ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] Half an inch tucked away 6 inches erect? Yes I have the weird penis
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fatminion ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] I'm the same. Flaccid is like mini mini or even goes into me when it's cold, but erect it's normal. Many other people have like a 4.5" dick flaccid and then it only grows up to 5 1/2" when erect. Seems like it's be a pain in the arse when you got this 4-6" floppy thing hanging around in your trousers.
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dmkstarstar ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] Oh yeah I guess it can be annoying your dick flopping about.
So I'm actually glad that little willy decides to stay tucked inside of me.
Only coming out and expanding when I need him or whenever I don't.
So I'm actually glad that little willy decides to stay tucked inside of me.
Only coming out and expanding when I need him or whenever I don't.
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dmkstarstar ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] I realized I forgot to spoil this usually I'm not one to talk about my dick
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iflirtwithanyone (11/15/2015) [-] That sounds terrifying but I'm up for the challenge.
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angelusprimus (11/15/2015) [-] I'm sorry you never had an erection.
Any penis over the size of 32cm can never get more than half hard. Yours probably not even a quarter.
Any penis over the size of 32cm can never get more than half hard. Yours probably not even a quarter.
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fatminion ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] I'm guessing if we solve for Tau I think that's lower-case Tau, but not sure we'll get dickbutt(tm) or something. See all the imaginary numbers? That means we're going to have real and imaginary parts. And because Tau is often exponential, I imagine the real and imaginary parts describe planes, so we might be in 3-space. And due to the complexity, I believe it to be non-continuous in places. Exciting.
Maybe later I'll transcribe this bitch and run it through some software to see what we get.
Maybe later I'll transcribe this bitch and run it through some software to see what we get.
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fatminion ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] thanks! I knew it was a lower-case one, but couldn't remember which Greek letter. I doubt in this case it's a Riemann zeta function. Actually I just checked that **** out, looks quite interesting. I'm not sure of its applications just from browsing the Wikipedia page, but it seems to be useful for at least mathematicians. I only ever used a Riemann summation for a few things in school, and never since.
Do you happen to have Matlab or Mathematica or something? I don't feel like torrenting it at the moment. If you do, maybe you can put that **** in and see what the equation looks like when graphed
see >>#173
Do you happen to have Matlab or Mathematica or something? I don't feel like torrenting it at the moment. If you do, maybe you can put that **** in and see what the equation looks like when graphed
see >>#173
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fatminion ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-] all right. I used "x" instead of Tau or whatever that was, and we got this:
(0 - 30.1996i) * x^6 + (0 + 9.81486i) * x^5 * sqrt(x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) + (0 + 20.3847i) * x^5 * sqrt(x^2 - (0 + 1127.53i)) + (0 + 20.3487i) * x^4 * (x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) * (x^2 - (0 + 1127.531)) - (0 + 20.3847i) * x^3 * (x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) * sqrt(x^2 - (0 + 1127.53i)) + 408.549 * ((0 - 0.630868i) * x^3 - (0 + 14.0909i) * x^2 * sqrt(x^2 - (0 - 640.701i)) - (0 + 6.45738i) * x^2 * sqrt(x^2 - (0+ 1127.53i)) (0 + 1.21667i) * x * (x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) + (0+ 0.585806i) * x * (x^2 - (0 + 1127.53i)) + (0 + 7.08825i) * sqrt(x^2 - (0 +640.701i)) * (x^2 - (0 + 1127.53i)) + (0 + 14.7217i) * (x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) * sqrt(x^2 - (1127.53i))) = 0
"sqrt" is "square root" (so, ^0.5), and "i" is the square root of -1, or sqrt(-1).
Now there's something fishy about all the vectorish-looking paranthetical expressions. They always do something like (0. +1234.56i). I'm wondering if this is simply a vector notation, saying something like (real. imaginary). So every vector here has no real part, just imaginary. Of course they are just constants that make the plot move around when we graph it. I'll go ahead and start plugging into Wolfram or something to see what I get. But it's been like 10 years since I graduated engineering school and I've been doing programming ever since, so my math is out of practices. So feel free to try your hand as well, anyone reading this.
(0 - 30.1996i) * x^6 + (0 + 9.81486i) * x^5 * sqrt(x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) + (0 + 20.3847i) * x^5 * sqrt(x^2 - (0 + 1127.53i)) + (0 + 20.3487i) * x^4 * (x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) * (x^2 - (0 + 1127.531)) - (0 + 20.3847i) * x^3 * (x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) * sqrt(x^2 - (0 + 1127.53i)) + 408.549 * ((0 - 0.630868i) * x^3 - (0 + 14.0909i) * x^2 * sqrt(x^2 - (0 - 640.701i)) - (0 + 6.45738i) * x^2 * sqrt(x^2 - (0+ 1127.53i)) (0 + 1.21667i) * x * (x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) + (0+ 0.585806i) * x * (x^2 - (0 + 1127.53i)) + (0 + 7.08825i) * sqrt(x^2 - (0 +640.701i)) * (x^2 - (0 + 1127.53i)) + (0 + 14.7217i) * (x^2 - (0 + 640.701i)) * sqrt(x^2 - (1127.53i))) = 0
"sqrt" is "square root" (so, ^0.5), and "i" is the square root of -1, or sqrt(-1).
Now there's something fishy about all the vectorish-looking paranthetical expressions. They always do something like (0. +1234.56i). I'm wondering if this is simply a vector notation, saying something like (real. imaginary). So every vector here has no real part, just imaginary. Of course they are just constants that make the plot move around when we graph it. I'll go ahead and start plugging into Wolfram or something to see what I get. But it's been like 10 years since I graduated engineering school and I've been doing programming ever since, so my math is out of practices. So feel free to try your hand as well, anyone reading this.
