Jew jokes
-What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday? A G.I. Jew and an easy bake oven!
-Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free!
-I used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.
-How do you get 100 Jews in a car? 5 in the back 3 in the front and the rest in the ashtray. How do you get them out? Tell them Hitlers driving.
-How does a Jew make his tea? Hebrews it.
-What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don’t scream when they are put in the oven.
-How do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it. How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.
-What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
-Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free!
-I used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.
-How do you get 100 Jews in a car? 5 in the back 3 in the front and the rest in the ashtray. How do you get them out? Tell them Hitlers driving.
-How does a Jew make his tea? Hebrews it.
-What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don’t scream when they are put in the oven.
-How do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it. How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.
-What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
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