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Jesusmobile

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus
even knew how to parallel park. Letting
him take the wheel seems a bit
irresponsible.
Uh, no, you' re so wrong? Everybody
knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he
didn' t like to talk about it?
From John 12: 49 'For I do not speak of
my own Accord...’
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Submitted: 12/21/2015
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#12 - ifreakinglovepizza (12/21/2015) [-]
"the head of John the Baptist was brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." - Mark 6:25
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#37 to #12 - moparornocar (12/22/2015) [-]
"God drove Adam from the Garden of Eden in a Fury"
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User avatar #2 - xynorph ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Those question marks are giving me the most legitimate feeling of disgust that i have ever consciously noted.
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User avatar #10 to #2 - toosexyforyou (12/21/2015) [-]
Reminds me of League of Legends when you want to hit the enemy with some high elo BM so you type in a "?" or two in all chat.
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#26 to #10 - hikakiller (12/21/2015) [-]
Reminds me of how some people reply with something completely irrelevant to draw attention to themselves.
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#17 to #10 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
I don't bm

Unless if you spam taunt or laugh , then I'm ******* more toxic than trick2g
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User avatar #21 to #17 - toosexyforyou (12/21/2015) [-]
It's a subtle form of BM
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#20 to #10 - bmnhu (12/21/2015) [-]
Thats completely different. In the content, the question marks make no sense. They wrote statements, not questions. When you write "you're wrong?" you ask the other person whether they think that they themselves are wrong. It just makes no sense.

Writing "?" in all chat is equivalent of saying:
"What exactly was that? What were you trying to do? Did you really think that would work? Are you ok?" in a mocking manner.

These are all questions, thus "?" makes sense as a shorter message.
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User avatar #22 to #20 - toosexyforyou (12/21/2015) [-]
It's not completely different. He isn't expecting an answer to those questions, he's clearly asking them in a mocking tone. Also I said it "reminded" me of it, so what?
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#24 to #22 - bmnhu (12/21/2015) [-]
You actually went to my post history to downvote my previous posts. Maybe I'd get angry if I wasn't laughing so hard at how pathetic you are.
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#25 to #24 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Nice, you got angry. Mission accomplished.
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User avatar #27 to #2 - ferbisboy (12/21/2015) [-]
then kill yourself
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User avatar #36 to #2 - corsairjoshua (12/22/2015) [-]
It's like they thought it was more polite to do so. But it just comes off as much worse.
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#5 to #2 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Just imagine it's an Australian accent, they do that with their voices.
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#7 to #2 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
I'm so glad somebody else thinks that. I ******* hate when people add question marks to statements.
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#8 - threemany (12/21/2015) [-]
Drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it? That doesn't sound anything like a Honda driver
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User avatar #13 to #8 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
"muh v-tech"
"muh dual overhead cams"
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#31 to #13 - bwiedieter (12/21/2015) [-]
"Gotta be super careful with the clutch, man. Otherwise the engine explodes from all the turbo lag when the vtek kickz in yo"
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User avatar #14 to #8 - machiavellianhumor (12/21/2015) [-]
nobody brags about an accord. civic on the other hand
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#16 - thisisestonia (12/21/2015) [-]
related
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#4 - therealnyancat (12/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #4 - austinrocket (12/21/2015) [-]
>cars drive on the street
>this post is about cars
>Dio is crossing the street
>relevant [X]
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#9 to #4 - elpollolocoloco (12/21/2015) [-]
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**elpollolocoloco rolled image**I give that roll an A- for adequate relevancy
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#18 to #9 - starfletcher (12/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #30 - sandmansniper (12/21/2015) [-]
People that use question marks like that really twist my nipples.
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#19 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
I laughed hard. i rubbed my eyes so much that i saw carbon fiber pattern.
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User avatar #11 - derpthefifth ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
I think this might possibly be the best example of outdated texts ever.
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#35 to #11 - rousingloki (12/22/2015) [-]
I think it might just be the biggest example of when not to use question marks.
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#28 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #28 - xkitty ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
AAAAAAAAAA FORGOT TO LOG IN


hi
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#32 - cronusblade ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
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#6 - envinite ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
That is not a relevant reply though.
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#3 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Way to post the literal same pic as the one before you. Fag
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User avatar #1 - whatevsnicktrololo (12/21/2015) [-]
He didn't wanna talk about it cuz he scratched his neighbors subaru while trying to parallel park. duh
 
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