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Submitted: 07/22/2014
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#3 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [+] (10 replies)
**anonymous rolled user neonbrony ** is a virgin, but his butthole isnt
#20 - spleed (07/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Joke's on you, I'm American AND a virgin.
Joke's on you, I'm American AND a virgin.
#2 - unfitninjuh (07/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Replace "United States of America" with "Poland" for the original joke
#18 - drillaz (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Was there even anyone in America at Jesus time?
User avatar #22 to #18 - LazierThanThou (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes. People traveled over the Bering Straits anywhere from 8,000 to 10,000 years BC to get into the Americas.
#36 - xsap (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#19 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not one virgin in the entire country, eh? Even the babies?

Yes, I'm aware it's a joke. Jokes are usually funny.
User avatar #34 - YllekNayr ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Wow. Every individual part of this joke is stupid.
>The United States didn't exist. It was wild, native American Territory
>Joke is written from a Russian perspective, for some reason. Jesus wasn't born in Russia either
>The middle east is totally full of wise people, right?
>Many more virgins in the middle east because losing virginity often results in stoning to death
>No idea what's with the "there are no virgins in the U.S"
User avatar #21 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
wasnt that joke originally about australia?

then again since new zealand is #1 in the world for teen pregnancies, thyd be the least likely to have virgins
#43 - spicycuscus (07/23/2014) [-]
idk jesus seems pretty american to me
User avatar #39 - satanisrealgod (07/23/2014) [-]
HAHAEAHEHEAHEHAEHA HOOOH HOOHOHHO HOHOO HOGK
#33 - frostbeard (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>wisdom
>america
choose one
#45 to #33 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
11/10 would tell to an american
#1 - norwegianlolz (07/22/2014) [-]
seems reasonable
User avatar #28 - azyzil (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**azyzil rolls 96**
User avatar #25 - koneella (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
ahahhaa it's funny cause it's true
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