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Jesus Kickin' Some Game

 

A long time ago I got this letter that had a Paper Rug Jesus in it. The instructions were to kneel on it, pray or focus or whatever, and I *MIGHT* see his eyes open. I was then supposed to mail it back in (presumably with a small donation) and DO NOT KEEP IT!

Instead of doing whatever cult **** that was, I made sure I could see his eyes, and made a video, which I then trimmed down to the size it is here so I could submit the video to Community Channels. I think it got maybe 2 views. So, I turned it in to a webm for FJ here, and can only assume that it won't offend anyone.

Hope you are all having a good weekend.

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Submitted: 08/16/2015
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#14 to #7 - philskimbosh [OP](08/16/2015) [-]
Christ, that's sexy.
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User avatar #2 - anonymoussarcasm (08/16/2015) [-]
My girlfriend: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Me: "God's work."
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User avatar #15 to #2 - philskimbosh [OP](08/16/2015) [-]
You are the Smoothest of us all.
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User avatar #22 to #15 - slothboner (08/16/2015) [-]
nvm i found it you fgt.
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User avatar #21 to #15 - slothboner (08/16/2015) [-]
do you have a youtube channel ********* ?
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User avatar #13 - ablakguy (08/16/2015) [-]
"How do I get a job as a horse sex supervisor?"

Im sure youve gained enough fame on here so admin will put you as mod of the mlp image board.
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User avatar #16 to #13 - philskimbosh [OP](08/16/2015) [-]
WELL PLAYED.
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#33 to #16 - asftrooper (08/17/2015) [-]
You have been summoned
You have been summoned
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User avatar #12 - braindeadmetalhead ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ on Chatroulette this is my all time favorite jesus video you did.
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User avatar #17 to #12 - philskimbosh [OP](08/16/2015) [-]
Ah, a young Jesus fresh on Chatroulette, trying to throw his powers around instead of being smooth for the ladies.
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User avatar #20 to #17 - braindeadmetalhead ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I laugh every time the first time he opens his eyes. Its gold, man.
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#3 - jarelk (08/16/2015) [-]
Funny AND blasphemous?! Sign me up!
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User avatar #11 - chimpaflimp (08/16/2015) [-]
You should have your own radio show.
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#25 - orangepikmin (08/17/2015) [-]
CLASSIC
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User avatar #5 - shitinmymouth (08/16/2015) [-]
This is exactly what I need in my hungover state, thank you.
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User avatar #32 - norkasthethird (08/17/2015) [-]
Who sent you this?
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#31 - pineapplechunkss (08/17/2015) [-]
god damn I love this
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User avatar #30 - yourmum (08/17/2015) [-]
"you both like cosplay"
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User avatar #29 - darksideofthebeast (08/17/2015) [-]
>tfw I try to be funny but then I realize I'll never compare to the legends such as phil
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User avatar #26 - koholla (08/17/2015) [-]
i was describing one of those things to my friends and they claimed they had never once seen one and that it sounded satanic.
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User avatar #24 - kommandantvideo (08/17/2015) [-]
phiskimbosh my ***** why u dont make more of dese
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#23 - Bloodgartham (08/16/2015) [-]
That music made me instantly think of Notre Dame in Time Splitters 2
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User avatar #10 - steppenwolfvg (08/16/2015) [-]
That last guy was holding the Chinese sword.
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#9 - kibbleking (08/16/2015) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
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User avatar #1 - fallenwtfever (08/16/2015) [-]
Smooth as a nail gun shooting a wall
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