Jesus Moses. .
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#4 - heartlessrobot (10/30/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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Fun little tidbit about the whole Moses thing. Whenever Moses performed one of the miracles, he would hand the staff to Aaron, who was supposedly a wizard, like Solomon the Great, Grigori Rasputin, and Aleister Crowley. The only thing Moses ever really did was talk to a flaming shrubbery and make Aaron drop out of the story after he caught him leading the worship of a golden calf idol, which is believed to be the totem of the spirit that granted him the power in the first place.
User avatar #9 to #4 - IamSofaKingdom (10/30/2013) [-]
Actually it was all just done on the fly and someone happened to be nearby who knew how to write and had lots of papyrus nearby to record the whole thing. None of it was scripted.
#16 - pappathethird (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#13 - fromtheinternets (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>le moses epic trolled le jesus XDDDDXXDXDDXDXDDXDDXDXDDXDDZXDFDXDXDDXDX mose is le maser trole 2011
#30 - trollerfin (10/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
relevant because of troll
User avatar #32 to #30 - olisaurus (10/30/2013) [-]
relevant because of cancer
#28 - olem (10/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - vinylshark (10/30/2013) [-]
What would happen when the water goes back?
Would it crush his legs?
#2 - huntertde (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why does he not just walk on air? There is water in the air i.e. water vapor.
Why does he not just walk on air? There is water in the air i.e. water vapor.
User avatar #37 - icameheretotroll (10/30/2013) [-]
The sad part is, the comment section is predictable when it comes to old contents with trollfaces shopped into them
User avatar #43 - twdeathnote (10/30/2013) [-]
Lots of religion-y things on Fj today.
#41 - mudkipftw ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
#40 - Gewdaism (10/30/2013) [-]
Jesus and Moses, conquerers of Rome
#39 - ronyx (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm yet to scroll down to the comments, but i can already hear a bunch of whiny bitches going "oh my gud, the trole face ruined it fo me!!11". Take this cancer and rage about it.
User avatar #38 - murrlogic ONLINE (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What if Jesus and Moses were Water Benders?

I'd love a sparing match between them
User avatar #36 - atrocitustheking (10/30/2013) [-]
This is the real reason Moses wasn't allowed in the Promised Land.
#34 - fefe (10/30/2013) [-]
Ha ha ha moses is a master trole :^)
#29 - shadowkingthirty (10/30/2013) [-]
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#19 - fefe (10/30/2013) [-]
i got an add for hebrew lessons on thois post
User avatar #3 - danster (10/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Jesus = God
Moses got his powers from God

Do you really think God would prank himself? Heaven has to be more disorganized than the US government for that to happen.
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