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Jesus, Jesus don't disappoint me now

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#1 - civilizedwasteland (12/26/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Blonde Hair   
White Skin   
   
About as Jewish as Hitler
Blonde Hair
White Skin

About as Jewish as Hitler
#3 - dashgamer (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #12 - vondarkmoor (12/27/2013) [-]
he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy
User avatar #6 - chimpaflimp (12/27/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I read that in my mind with a stereotypical Jewish mom voice (ala Howard from BBT's mom). Am I a bad person now?
#7 to #6 - agentdoubleohio (12/27/2013) [-]
did Hitler do anything wrong
#72 - clownsplosion (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Don't jewish she'd leave him be.
User avatar #41 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read the whole thing in Kyle's Mom's voice before I even got the joke that she was Jewish.

Wow.
#23 - helenwheels (12/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
For Jesus to have a Jewish mother she would have to believe that she did not give virgin birth and that he was not the messiah. The whole "Jesus was a jew" was thought up by a bunch of edgy 13 year olds on the internet. Do some research.
User avatar #46 to #23 - slapchoppin (12/27/2013) [-]
Christianity didn't exist until after his death

also Jews aren't just a religious denomination they're also the Hebrew people
User avatar #39 - JENNAY (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jesus was Jewish
Wouldn't that have made his mom Jewish anyway?
User avatar #34 - creeperkeeper (12/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Jesus actually had a doughter...
And he got married to Mary Magdalene.
User avatar #37 to #35 - grumpf (12/27/2013) [-]

You read correctly. He had a doughter. If it were a boy it would have been a doughNUTs...
#75 - dehumanizer (12/27/2013) [-]
>tfw people dont make a differance between a judean and a jew
#9 - devout feminist (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not sure which imagined voice is worse: Fran Drescher's mother from The Nanny or the Game Grumps' imitation of a stereotypical Jewish mom...
+2
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#62 - doubleac (12/27/2013) [-]
Alcohol back then was safer to drink than water. Learned than in both my German and Latin classes.
#18 - devout feminist (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Strangely, this was the only panel which I felt bad about for her.
And the last one.
User avatar #32 to #18 - snood ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Jesus had brothers and sisters.
#81 - yosephiab (12/27/2013) [-]
Accoding to this my mother is jewish too
#27 - devout feminist (12/27/2013) [-]
im pretty sure mary asked jesus to turn water into wine, but hey, i wasnt there
#10 - ddylann (12/27/2013) [-]
ha i was reading it in a jewish voice just because of the things she was saying
User avatar #88 - inanimateobject (12/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**inanimateobject rolled user blackoutats ** I love you. <3
User avatar #87 - jacencaedus ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Just to piss off the Catholic's even more, Jesus was Jewish Too!
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