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#1 - civilizedwasteland (12/26/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Blonde Hair   
White Skin   
   
About as Jewish as Hitler
Blonde Hair
White Skin

About as Jewish as Hitler
#3 - dashgamer (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #12 - vondarkmoor (12/27/2013) [-]
he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy
User avatar #6 - chimpaflimp (12/27/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I read that in my mind with a stereotypical Jewish mom voice (ala Howard from BBT's mom). Am I a bad person now?
#7 to #6 - agentdoubleohio (12/27/2013) [-]
did Hitler do anything wrong
#72 - clownsplosion (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Don't jewish she'd leave him be.
User avatar #41 - wiredguy (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read the whole thing in Kyle's Mom's voice before I even got the joke that she was Jewish.

Wow.
#23 - helenwheels (12/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
For Jesus to have a Jewish mother she would have to believe that she did not give virgin birth and that he was not the messiah. The whole "Jesus was a jew" was thought up by a bunch of edgy 13 year olds on the internet. Do some research.
User avatar #46 to #23 - slapchoppin (12/27/2013) [-]
Christianity didn't exist until after his death

also Jews aren't just a religious denomination they're also the Hebrew people
User avatar #39 - JENNAY (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jesus was Jewish
Wouldn't that have made his mom Jewish anyway?
User avatar #34 - creeperkeeper (12/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Jesus actually had a doughter...
And he got married to Mary Magdalene.
User avatar #37 to #35 - grumpf (12/27/2013) [-]

You read correctly. He had a doughter. If it were a boy it would have been a doughNUTs...
#75 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
>tfw people dont make a differance between a judean and a jew
#9 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not sure which imagined voice is worse: Fran Drescher's mother from The Nanny or the Game Grumps' imitation of a stereotypical Jewish mom...
User avatar #17 to #9 - adzodeux (12/27/2013) [-]
Howard Wolowitz's mother
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#62 - doubleac ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Alcohol back then was safer to drink than water. Learned than in both my German and Latin classes.
#18 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Strangely, this was the only panel which I felt bad about for her.
And the last one.
User avatar #32 to #18 - snood (12/27/2013) [-]
Jesus had brothers and sisters.
#81 - yosephiab (12/27/2013) [-]
Accoding to this my mother is jewish too
#10 - ddylann (12/27/2013) [-]
ha i was reading it in a jewish voice just because of the things she was saying
#27 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
im pretty sure mary asked jesus to turn water into wine, but hey, i wasnt there
#20 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
I understand this is a joke and such so accuracy, particularly with religious doctrine, isn't important, but most accounts of the story say that Mary was the one that pressured and finally convinced Jesus to change the water to wine at the wedding, which he was against doing (according to published doctrine anyway)
not theist, just i have read the bible.
#11 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
This artist's style is annoying to look at
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