Jerk Genie

This is a conversation between Jacob(hunter) and Jerk Genie.
Jerk Genie: You get one wish foolish mortal. What shall it be?
Jerk Genie: Oh a hunter
Jerk Genie: I met one of you before
Jerk Genie: His name was Dean
Jacob(hunter): A Winchester?
Jerk Genie: Perhaps.
Jacob(hunter): And yet here you stand
Jerk Genie: I almost got put out of existence because of him
Jerk Genie: I gave him a wish but he refused
Jerk Genie: so my boss was very angry
Jerk Genie: the old Crow
Jacob(hunter): Well I suggest you dont disappoint him a second time
Jerk Genie: Yes his majesty is very hard to please
Jerk Genie: turns out Dean knew my boss
Jerk Genie: already visited him once
Jerk Genie: He knew that I was going to spring a trap on him to send him back so he was smarter then that
Jacob(hunter): Your boss, short guy Scottish accent?
Jerk Genie: He's a king
Jerk Genie: rules over a very hot place underground somewhere
Jacob(hunter): A mighty Jin subjected to the whims of a demon and tricked by a mortal, well now I have seen everything
Jerk Genie: Anyway your wish?
Jacob(hunter): Get this on Funnyjunk, I wish to see it there
Jerk Genie: Yes I will do not worry
Jerk Genie: I was not always a genie
Jacob(hunter): HA screw with that wish
Jerk Genie: I was a mortal once
Jerk Genie: I remember being able to enjoy life
Jerk Genie: I had a family
Jerk Genie: Then I sold my soul
Jerk Genie: so here I am
Jacob(hunter): Sold it for what
Jerk Genie: I sold it for a wish, ironically
Jacob(hunter): You met with another douche and got magiced
Jerk Genie: Jerk is a better word
Jacob(hunter): Was it a curse to do this or do you screw with the wishes for kicks
Jerk Genie: It was a curse
Jerk Genie: Also I enjoy screwing with people
Jacob(hunter): Well now who doesnt
Jerk Genie: After 2000 years of screwing with people, you start getting bored
Jacob(hunter): and must get more elaborate?
Jacob(hunter): can you be tricked, is there a screw proof wish?
Jerk Genie: Only one. but not a single mortal has figured it out yet
Jerk Genie: much to my enjoyment
Jacob(hunter): ...
Jacob(hunter): can I have a hint
Jerk Genie: And my boss is not just a demon by the way
Jerk Genie: If my boss was "just a demon" i could probably magic my way out of this
Jacob(hunter): King of hell yadda yadda, mom is a witch I have hear the stories
Jerk Genie: I can give you a hint with the screw proof wish
Jerk Genie: The wish is to set me free
Jerk Genie: it really is
Jerk Genie: there is nothing wrong with that
Jerk Genie: so do it
Jerk Genie: please
Jerk Genie: it is totally screw proof
Jacob(hunter): If you make me a a Genie I swear I will find you and be a total jerk
Jacob(hunter): but
Jacob(hunter): fair enough
Jacob(hunter): I wish for your freedom
Jerk Genie: Granted! yes! yes!
Jerk Genie: It was screw proof because it doesn't change any aspect of your life
Jacob(hunter): Clever
Jerk Genie: Now I'm off
Jerk Genie: I'm going to screencap this
Jacob(hunter): Please do
Jacob(hunter): I will be looking for it in newest uploads
Jerk Genie: Goodbye, "jacob"
Jerk Genie has left the conversation.