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Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news

The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news reporter Kenji Goto and 42-year-old private security consultant Haruna Yukawa kneeling handcuffed next to a militant who threatened to kill the two men in 72 hours unless a $200 million ransom was received.
Japan Users twitter responded with memes.


Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
Japanese Twitter. The ISIS video( www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/new-isis-video-purportedly-shows-two-japanese-hostages-n289351 ) shows 47-year-old news
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some of us, but Japan is a peaceful and happy land, with
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#1 - cirruss (01/24/2015) [-]
I love that their not taking ISIS that seriously
I love that their not taking ISIS that seriously
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User avatar #11 to #1 - EdwardNigma (01/25/2015) [-]
Really, who is?
They've pissed off America, most of Europe, Russia, Japan, Straya', its like they're on a ******* mission to make every country in the world hate them more than each other.
ISIS is inadvertently making us all like each other more.
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#2 to #1 - robotekk ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
they're*
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#3 to #2 - cirruss (01/24/2015) [-]
****
****
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#42 to #3 - itsmedumbass (01/25/2015) [-]
mfw people are focused on your spelling
mfw people are focused on your spelling
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#6 to #2 - anon (01/25/2015) [-]
there*
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User avatar #9 to #6 - banwagon (01/25/2015) [-]
the air
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#13 - tootskiclothing (01/25/2015) [-]
I hate ISIS so much...

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User avatar #15 to #13 - lurkingnomore (01/25/2015) [-]
They are trying to breed a new type of soldiers eh? Poor animal
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User avatar #43 to #15 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
what could they possibly achieve? the only way to make a more assy ass then anything on tumblr, would create some kind of tear in the assfabric of time and space.
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#48 - tiles (01/25/2015) [-]
Japan just doesn't give a **** . They've been nuked twice. This doesn't even phase them.
Japan just doesn't give a **** . They've been nuked twice. This doesn't even phase them.
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User avatar #67 to #48 - bobtombobbob (01/25/2015) [-]
Iraq has been nuked over 30 times in the last 15 years
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User avatar #72 to #67 - heartlessrobot (01/25/2015) [-]
If 30 nuclear bombs had been dropped on Iraq, it would have ceased to exist.
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User avatar #74 to #72 - bobtombobbob (01/25/2015) [-]
There a dimfrent kinds of nuclerar devises ranging from huge ******* explosions- radiation emitting-shoulder fired.-depleted uranium rounds
Look up what I am talking about bro
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User avatar #77 to #74 - heartlessrobot (01/25/2015) [-]
Bananas contain more radiation than depleted uranium rounds.
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User avatar #79 to #77 - bobtombobbob (01/25/2015) [-]
I want to see you rub your self with the powder of depleted uranium
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User avatar #80 to #79 - heartlessrobot (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't happen to have any on me, sorry dude.
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User avatar #83 to #80 - bobtombobbob (01/25/2015) [-]
You say it's harmless. I can order bananas and potassium off Amazon why can't I order uranium?
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#87 to #83 - thiswasgone (01/25/2015) [-]
www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM but you ******* can. Additionally, no nuclear bombs have been dropped as an act of war since 1945. Nuclear devices can only be launched under presidential orders and only if there is a strong enough reason to launch one (i.e. a nuclear threat from another country). Additionally, launching any nuclear device would cause the media to immediately report it since no party wants to be responsible for starting a nuclear holocaust.
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User avatar #85 to #83 - eviale ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Maybe because it's easier to make something deadly with uranium than it is to make something deadly from a banana?
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User avatar #93 to #79 - bobtombobbob (01/25/2015) [-]
Order the little uranium rock and shove it in your butt.
And take a picture with a sign.
Also the us produced and used over 600 "micro nukes"
they also used depleted uranium in projectiles and left allot of fallout in Iraq and Afghanistan
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User avatar #95 to #74 - mrpkmon (01/25/2015) [-]
Yea man, the Vault dweller can be a real bitch.
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User avatar #90 to #67 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Iraq can suck our nuts.
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#14 - crazymannequin (01/25/2015) [-]
lost it at the Dr. Evil one
lost it at the Dr. Evil one
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User avatar #55 - bakinboy (01/25/2015) [-]
country that brings us anime waifus>goat ******* scum
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#16 - chaoticlaw (01/25/2015) [-]
Think if everyone gave this little a **** .













We'd be the chillest place in the ******* galaxy.
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#4 - anon (01/24/2015) [-]
TFW its a real threat and two japs are now dead.
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#99 to #4 - newdevyx (01/25/2015) [-]
>Implying I give a ****
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User avatar #23 to #4 - asmodeu (01/25/2015) [-]
They killed only one jap, and holding the other to exchange with a hostage held in Jordan, facing the death sentence for some bombings in 2005.

But IS is not a real threat. Not like the ones we have faced before (Hitler). They are cruel, kind of rich with some influence but they will never be the villain Nazi Germany used to be. Plus, what can they really really do against NATO, the combined forces of most of Europe, US and Canada ?
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#8 to #4 - deltaxomega (01/25/2015) [-]
TFW its a real threat and two japs are now dead.
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User avatar #10 to #8 - marconde [OP](01/25/2015) [-]
As a mexican who lives in a country where people die like, almost every week, i'm not amused
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#18 to #10 - anon (01/25/2015) [-]
The thing is, if you give in and pay the ransom right, all you are doing is telling them that killing people for money works. It sucks for those two guys, it really does and I feel for them and their families, but what Japan is doing is the right thing to do. Disempower those crazy ******* and show them that fear isn't going to control them.
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User avatar #37 to #18 - yunoavailable (01/25/2015) [-]
exactly, the thing most people I talk to don't seem to get it that the TERRORists want to cause TERROR. It's in the ******* name. making us scared is what they want.
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#108 to #37 - sinjection (01/25/2015) [-]
I really don't understand the rules of engagement for extremist regimes like ISIS, but couldn't we just send over a hostage rescue team, kinda like the Green Barets? Better yet, why aren't we allowed to just find their capital(s) or whatever and just blow them to **** from the skies or kill everyone on the ground?
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User avatar #110 to #108 - yunoavailable (01/26/2015) [-]
idk why we can't send over a team to rescue them, maybe it just doesn't work well and/or more lives would be lost trying to rescue them than would be saved, especially since they would kill them if they figured out we were coming. as far as bombing them we can't they use innocents as human shields and we don't want to blow up the innocents
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User avatar #32 to #10 - stifflimb (01/25/2015) [-]
You really should chose your words better, in most countries people dies daily.
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User avatar #34 to #32 - marconde [OP](01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, like in mine
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User avatar #36 to #34 - stifflimb (01/25/2015) [-]
And every single other country in the world that has a population excedding 30.000.
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User avatar #50 to #36 - thedutchs (01/25/2015) [-]
Don't evade the point that there are a ******* of drugwars going on in Juarez and Tijuana.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - stifflimb (01/25/2015) [-]
Thats why I told him to chose his words.
There he just said that "people die like, almost every week"
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User avatar #52 to #51 - thedutchs (01/25/2015) [-]
Well, in his defence, it kind of happens sporadically. Like it might be quiet for a few days and suddenly a ******* of people get killed.
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User avatar #53 to #52 - stifflimb (01/25/2015) [-]
Yes but then they are getting murdered, not just dies, saying someone died is an indicator as to natural causes or possibly from accidental causes.
He was making a serious comment so for it to be taken right it should be worded right.
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User avatar #44 - Mortuus (01/25/2015) [-]
Why can't we just put a big dome around the middle east and let them do their thing.

No news of it. Just them slowly killing eachother until there are so few left that they're forced to get along to survive... or just kill each other. Either one solves our problems, really.
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#19 - anon (01/25/2015) [-]
I want Japan to invade IRaq so bad, I think it would be hilarious
I want Japan to invade IRaq so bad, I think it would be hilarious
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User avatar #46 to #19 - aizeinstein (01/25/2015) [-]
Sauce? Reverse searching didn't help it.
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#84 to #46 - thiswasgone (01/25/2015) [-]
jormungand
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User avatar #96 to #84 - aizeinstein (01/25/2015) [-]
Thank you!
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User avatar #30 to #19 - revansfirst (01/25/2015) [-]
We (USA) are Japan's Army. for the most part defensive army I mean
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#88 to #30 - thiswasgone (01/25/2015) [-]
Naw, we are mostly the defensive army for S. Korea, Japan has it's own large defense force. We (USA) just provide the tools they are not allowed to have like aircraft carriers, subs, etc.
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User avatar #100 to #88 - revansfirst (01/25/2015) [-]
I messed up on my wording with the army part (meant navy) but ya your right.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - hourlyb (01/25/2015) [-]
They literally don't have a army. Just a well equipped Self-Defense Force.
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User avatar #65 to #21 - angelusprimus (01/25/2015) [-]
260.000 active personnel, 50.000 reserve personnel.
And spending 48.6 billion on military.
That makes them 20th country in size of the military and 8th in spending.
Hardly an itsy bitsy defense force people think they have.
Also, japan still has a law about military service in case of war. They have 20 million men registered to serve in case of war.
Under their current law they can't go overseas. But that law can be changed.
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User avatar #35 - ballmerexplains (01/25/2015) [-]
If the Japanese people made all those pictures, they must understand English spoken memes quite well. I mean, Dr. Evil and everything.
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User avatar #40 to #35 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
there are more people in asia who can speak english than in america. and considering how ******* hardcore parents make their kids study, i am not at all surprised.
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#54 to #35 - cookiedude (01/25/2015) [-]
English is the most widely spoken language in the world, if you consider broken English and English as a Second Language.

The English Language must be spoken in international flights regardless of origin or destination, and most, if not all, schools in China require English to be taught to students.

English is closest to being the "Language of Earth" than any other language out there. And although the U.S. spellings are different, the grammatical rules are the same throughout, which means that virtually anywhere you learn it, you have learned just about all of it.
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#17 - kinostus (01/25/2015) [-]
I wish bunch of countries would get together on this and crush ISIS with flamethrower robots, laser sharks and snipers.
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User avatar #27 to #17 - mangostormlegend (01/25/2015) [-]
orbital snipers
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User avatar #22 to #17 - demandsgayversion (01/25/2015) [-]
A true warrior only fights with one weapon


dank memes
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User avatar #26 to #22 - mangostormlegend (01/25/2015) [-]
But what's the fun in that?
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User avatar #31 to #26 - demandsgayversion (01/25/2015) [-]
It forces the war to a new front. War has always involved an adaptation on both sides to new methods of warfare. If we bomb ISIS with memes, they'll have no choice but to respond in kind. "War" will be redefined, to the benefit of all people. /war/ is a forum, and "battles" are threads.
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#45 - Kairyuka (01/25/2015) [-]
The goal of terror is to make people scared. So laugh at terrorists. Laugh them in their ******* face and they will know they can't win.
The goal of terror is to make people scared. So laugh at terrorists. Laugh them in their ******* face and they will know they can't win.
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User avatar #68 to #45 - bobtombobbob (01/25/2015) [-]
What about when they cut those guys heads off?
Did they lose because you thought it was funny?
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User avatar #69 to #68 - Kairyuka (01/25/2015) [-]
-----------------------------------------> the point







You
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#33 - steelchain (01/25/2015) [-]
what happened to the two japanese?
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#47 to #33 - anon (01/25/2015) [-]
One was executed. while the other one is still held hostage.
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User avatar #41 to #33 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
probably dead.

those *********** are trying to out suicide people whos greatest military achievement other than nanking was convincing people, who were not at all doing it for religious reason to strap into a flying ******* grenade.

frankly, i want to isis piss them off. it would be ******* funny.
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#56 to #41 - cookiedude (01/25/2015) [-]
Could you imagine if 10,000 Japs came turning over IS controlled land.

It would be a bloodbath unlike any in last 50 years.
And they'd do it with W WII era weapons.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
im pretty sure the japanese, if they ever regained there unholy terrifying dedication to mastery of war and weapons, would truly show them the definition of ******* terrifying.
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User avatar #62 to #57 - angelusprimus (01/25/2015) [-]
That's a terrifying thought.
Japanese weirdness and herbivore and waifu culture is said to come from a culture that feels its been castrated and its glory military history stolen from them,
If they seriously decided to go against someone like ISIS, and truly recovered their pride...
Well, ISIS wouldn't exist very long.
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#58 to #57 - cookiedude (01/25/2015) [-]
I do remember hearing that some politicians wanted to change the Japanese constitution to allow Japan to create an offensive military.
Currently they only have a small defensive military, and even then most of the defensive nature is done by the United States.
This could be the spark they need to return to military greatness.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
imagine if isis pulled a 9/11 on japan. i would love to see that.
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#60 to #59 - cookiedude (01/25/2015) [-]
There's the quote from Japan after Pearl Harbor about the US, (paraphrasing) "I believe we have just awoken a tiger from a deep slumber."

That's what will be said, except it would be a psychotic tiger under the influence of a cocktail of drugs.
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User avatar #61 to #60 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
hell, im pretty sure one of them said something like "we will never invade america, for behind every blade of grass, a rifle will be waiting for us.
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#63 to #61 - cookiedude (01/25/2015) [-]
That's the beauty of the U.S. It stretches on forever across 3,000 miles of open land from coast to coast.

If you think about it, there is no reason that the Western world can't take over the IS land and end this **** . We're talking about a chunk of land that is equal in size to the state of Indiana, with about as many people.
ISIS only has about 20,000 fighters. That's less than 2 U.S. Army Divisions, or about 4 Divisions of actual "front line" soldiers.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
how i wish america would get a little more serious about its need to wipe out those ***** . im not saying they dont do damn solid job, i am thinking of a military future, but i feel that if america just said "ya know what, **** i, what can we do, and how hard can we do it to them?"

then spend a good month going on an IS open hunting season. with a bounty for each ear brought in. (exaggerative hyperbole, but i hope you get my point.)
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#73 to #64 - cookiedude (01/25/2015) [-]
The only problem is that the public could turn on us, and then you have a large amount of weapons out there with ethnic groups that hate each other.

That's what happened in Iraq in '03 and '04. Just take it slow and put the Arab armies in after.
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User avatar #76 to #73 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
they already do that, like someone pushing a little girl in front of a convoy to get media attention against, which caused an attack on a military base, leading to the death of three marines. or something like that.
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User avatar #75 to #57 - heartlessrobot (01/25/2015) [-]
They've been pussified though. It would take a revolution of apocalyptic proportions to get them to the militaristic level they were once on.
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User avatar #78 to #75 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
like some one attacking the emperor? do they still have that? i cant ******* remember.



google says yes they do.
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User avatar #81 to #78 - heartlessrobot (01/25/2015) [-]
More like a new, crazy charismatic, nationalistic leader, outside forces attacking them, and having their trade cut off from the outside world.
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User avatar #82 to #81 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
yea, gotta agree to that. but still it would be interesting to see that happen. to see japan say "you know what, **** this, and **** you.

BANZAI MOTHER ******* !!!
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#20 - petarmetar (01/25/2015) [-]
they shopped love live alpaca in background.. 10/10
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User avatar #39 to #20 - dachief ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Is there an anime/manga that that's from?
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User avatar #98 to #39 - petarmetar (01/25/2015) [-]
love live!
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User avatar #49 to #20 - yukicherry (01/25/2015) [-]
Is this real? Is it possible to acquire that card?
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User avatar #97 to #49 - petarmetar (01/25/2015) [-]
you get it by playing events. like anon said
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#71 to #49 - anon (01/25/2015) [-]
It is, actually. In the event going on right now, this is one of the prizes.
I almost have it.
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#92 - mrdrprofbraeden ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
***** gonna get iced
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#28 - superfungi (01/25/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#102 - riayl (01/25/2015) [-]
Truly the most powerful force in the world...
Truly the most powerful force in the world...
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#24 - joemamaa (01/25/2015) [-]
apparently for somereason because of the ISIS the assassination classroom anime is on hold.they need to be wiped of the face of the planet
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User avatar #101 - thegamegestapo (01/25/2015) [-]
>Trying to intimidate a country that shrugged off an atomic bomb
Top kek

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