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lam a tall American living in Japan. I was a
mannequin for halloween, I waited in front of a clothing
store and scared japanese people all night...
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#2 - ianchrist (05/11/2014) [+] (19 replies)
uses meter for measurement
american
wut
#3 to #2 - meter (05/11/2014) [-]
yes. i can help
#8 - include (05/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #15 - shiifter (05/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> "American"
> No filthy capitalist pig dog measurements
> Nice try comrade.jpg
#33 - darthsanti (05/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
YOU FOOL! YOU MUST RAPE HER!
#4 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
And we wonder why everyone hates Americans
User avatar #7 to #4 - berkut (05/11/2014) [-]
i dont hate americans, i hate stupid people.
#40 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>American
>metric
Pick one
#42 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
At first glance I thought he was just a black guy
User avatar #84 - mrgoodlove (05/12/2014) [+] (13 replies)
>2M tall
>American
#116 - kaboomz (05/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
oh my
#75 - blunted (05/12/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Im dubious...if you are really american why didnt you give your height in an american measurement?
#81 to #75 - xcoreyx (05/12/2014) [-]
Because he lives in Japan, where they use the metric system...
#49 - xsap (05/12/2014) [+] (12 replies)
i just googled binged yahood and the avarage japanese man is 5'6 and woman is 5'4. 2m or 6'2 would be a giant
#82 - trevanman (05/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'm just under 2 M tall.
that good enough to dress up like a mannequin, you think?
User avatar #92 to #82 - poppies (05/12/2014) [-]
No, you have to be exactly 2m. Just under 2m just won't cut it.
#127 - megakillerx (05/12/2014) [-]
>'murican
>living in Japan.

******* weeb.
#27 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I thought almost nobody in Japan celebrated Halloween? That means this guy was just scaring the **** out of random people for no reason.
#31 to #27 - curbed (05/12/2014) [-]
The Japanese celebrate a holiday that is very much like halloween (people dressing up in costumes, evil spirits, instead of candy though, they get something like magic beans at the local shrines and there are a lot of local festivals) called setsubun. It happens on February third though, so if this guy was out on that day and not on the date of halloween, then I'm sure people got a kick out of it. Something tells me that's not the case though.
#123 - crazycommando (05/12/2014) [-]
****		.....she is cute, totally not a targeted scare...nooooo
**** .....she is cute, totally not a targeted scare...nooooo
User avatar #118 - chaossniper (05/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
not to be racist but i would be scared if a 2m ****** jumped me
User avatar #111 - bunt (05/12/2014) [-]
I tried that once, shopping centre were nice enough to let me off with a 12 month ban
User avatar #128 - herecomesjohnny (05/12/2014) [-]
guy behind her is shopping for ***** to give
User avatar #17 - Ripper (05/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
imagine if he scared yakuza
User avatar #18 to #17 - thesimonved (05/11/2014) [-]
They are indeed scared... I heared from a friend who lived there for some time, that the yakuza are a serious threat to japanese/ asian people, but like most other japanese they are gravely scared of foreign people, especially black and bully western people.

So, don't fear them as much as the mafia or triads
User avatar #36 - logiblack (05/12/2014) [-]
Seems like the weirdness comes from living in japan, not having japanese blood.
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