Jamhorn Glittergold. . Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00 I' been that guy before Helose friend tries to run a 3. 5 game with a few guys that he knows, he' s neato Dming H
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Jamhorn Glittergold

Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00
I' been that guy before
Helose friend tries to run a 3. 5 game with a few guys that he knows, he' s neato Dming
Hells us to roll characters beforehand, we' re going to be doing a generic fantasy game while he works out the basics
on game daito see that the rest ofthe party, four otherways, have all built angsty animu characters that are "Z( OMG SC) EVIL"
are doing the "I' m in a war on
two fronts- The monsters I fight while I adventure and the monsters inside of we elf" evil characters
is a furrybait tries to turn everything sexual
bl brought . gnome sorcerer
faabulous, gaudy, constantly happy, and focused on the flashiest spells possible
Melton John in gnome form
Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00
8 HIE, 385x383, 1293410320121, jpg)
high charisma and good rolls, I quickly end up as the party face
interfere with the horrible grimdark roleplaying through use of bags and strategically placed magic
missiles and hares
MDM loves it, even though grimdark animu heroes keep derailing the story's put themselves in the spotlight as TOME SC)
GRIN AND EVIL"
puts it right back on track again everytime they do
MDM gets fed up with player angst and wants to end the campanion
steps into action
for a long time out of sight ofthe partido gather everything I need to achieve
is and has always been Lawful Evil
a plan in motion to kill offere party in ways that can never be traced backto me, needing the jonnytheg have.
Sstill gaudy and fabulous, they all start to have "accidents" in combat that bring them to lower and lower health as the final dungeon run progresses
bin the end, it' sjust me and the furry, having killed the dragon BEES that wasjust trying to protect it' s young.
Shtanding in front ofa mountain offodd
begins into long monologue about how much angst he' s feeling and how evil he is for killing the dragon
overdo him
him on the shoulder
glitter in his eyes
his ass
the final stages of my transformation into a Itch
Ddable is silent
MMFW
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#8 - Cakenbacon (02/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Guys If you want to read a ton of these go to:

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#3 - jaevel (02/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #1 - hektoroftroy (02/13/2014) [-]
Don't play D&D and these are always a good read
#7 - vladstronsy (02/13/2014) [-]
I ******* lost it at the mental image of Elton John.
#11 - hudge (02/14/2014) [-]
All of these are absolutely fantastic.
All of these are absolutely fantastic.
User avatar #10 - thereisaguy (02/14/2014) [-]
I'm really liking the way that D&D is unironically starting to get attention.
User avatar #2 - ktbmnf (02/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
god i ******* love these. i want to start up a small DnD group with my friends, but our timetables are all over the place. we rarely ever get together outside of school.
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