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User avatar #3 - morrisless (10/12/2015) [-]
Your own fault, you knew James was a crock addict.
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#11 to #3 - disproof ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
cock addict?
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User avatar #13 to #11 - avatice (10/12/2015) [-]
Another name for slow cooker is crock pot.
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#14 to #13 - disproof ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
well, yeah . . . that is kind of required for the joke . . .
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User avatar #15 to #14 - avatice (10/12/2015) [-]
I assumed you did not understand the joke.
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#16 to #15 - disproof ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
*shrugs* gonna thumb for you taking the time to be nice, anyway
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User avatar #17 to #16 - avatice (10/12/2015) [-]
**** it. Thumbs for everyone.
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User avatar #25 to #17 - italianfrosttroll (10/12/2015) [-]
I partook in the thumb orgy. Weather or not you wanted me to.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - avatice (10/12/2015) [-]
You're always welcome in my orgies.
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User avatar #76 to #15 - xmartyx (10/12/2015) [-]
As a non-native English speaker, thank you.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - avatice (10/12/2015) [-]
No problem pal.
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User avatar #73 to #11 - hikingviking (10/12/2015) [-]
No, that's her mom.
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#6 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
Why would he need a spare key if James' mom is at home?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - stallioncock (10/12/2015) [-]
In case she's not home.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - fkelly (10/12/2015) [-]
Your profile picture suits your comment perfectly.
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User avatar #43 to #9 - nignogjellybean (10/12/2015) [-]
no mine does
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User avatar #1 - stilljustamewfag (10/12/2015) [-]
This is what best friends look like
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#4 to #1 - privilege (10/12/2015) [-]
with "James <3?"
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#5 to #4 - chhuckfx (10/12/2015) [-]
of course, otherwise you're a faggot
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User avatar #20 to #5 - nignogjellybean (10/12/2015) [-]
remember to say no homo
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User avatar #12 to #4 - nignogjellybean (10/12/2015) [-]
it's a green heart so it doesn't count
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User avatar #24 to #4 - zhlandir ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
all my best friends have hearts near their names

what are you

hetero?
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#54 to #24 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
I just give my friends nicknames and sometimes special images...
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User avatar #63 to #54 - zhlandir ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
like with their dicks out?
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#23 to #4 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
You're a faggot if your besties don't have hearts
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User avatar #80 to #4 - jettom ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Green heart is friend.
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User avatar #2 - medexplain (10/12/2015) [-]
Man James, you're always hamming it up...
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User avatar #10 - hashtronaut (10/12/2015) [-]
it must be in the name...because I share a name with this pork-eating ************** individual and I'd definitely follow in his footsteps.

Plus, that sounds ******* delicious.
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User avatar #30 - omegez (10/12/2015) [-]
I want to be friends with James
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User avatar #72 to #30 - garymuthafuknoak (10/12/2015) [-]
my name is James
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User avatar #78 to #72 - altairibnlaahad (10/13/2015) [-]
My middle name is James.
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User avatar #75 to #72 - omegez (10/12/2015) [-]
;)
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User avatar #51 to #30 - raidaltamimi (10/12/2015) [-]
I want to be friends with ANYONE!
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#56 to #51 - omegez (10/12/2015) [-]
ill be your friend
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User avatar #61 to #56 - kyouko (10/12/2015) [-]
No you won't.
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#62 to #61 - omegez (10/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#66 to #62 - kyouko (10/12/2015) [-]
**kyouko used "*roll picture*"**
**kyouko rolled image**
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User avatar #74 to #66 - guanyu (10/12/2015) [-]
That's amazing. Not very original, but amazing.
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#8 - xoyv (10/12/2015) [-]
Sous-Vide



like a crock pot, but science
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#18 to #8 - datsheriff (10/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, **** that.
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User avatar #22 to #8 - catburglarpenis (10/12/2015) [-]
"Boiling things in plastic bags".

Gordon Ramsay referred to Sous-Vide cooking as "culinary death". It's the primary method that the military prepares it's food.

And don't be dense, roughly 5%ish of our troops are in combat eating MREs at any one time. Most of them are eating at the galley/chow hall.
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User avatar #27 to #22 - deadmanlopez (10/12/2015) [-]
to be fair though sometimes MRE's are better than the slop you get at the chow hall
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User avatar #58 to #27 - catburglarpenis (10/12/2015) [-]
After enough MREs, you never want to see them again. At first they're better than expected, but eventually the tired menu collapses. I've seen servicemembers of all branches bring their own seasonings to help flavor chow hall food, so there's that.
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#60 to #58 - deadmanlopez (10/12/2015) [-]
yeah thats true, everyone agreed that the worst flavor to get was pork sausage and cream ....eeeuuugh. Give me mystery meat loaf any day
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User avatar #67 to #60 - catburglarpenis (10/12/2015) [-]
At least the pork sausage and cream went down well. All the vegetarian dishes had "side effects" for me. I'd trade away the whole pack because they always had candy.
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User avatar #21 - zombiestookmybike (10/12/2015) [-]
my boyfriend would have to fight me for that pork
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User avatar #28 to #21 - inquisition (10/12/2015) [-]
"I'm a girl btw"
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User avatar #29 to #28 - zombiestookmybike (10/12/2015) [-]
Necessary?
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User avatar #31 to #29 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
Well I guess you could be a gay guy though not seeing the relevance
And wait, when spending so much time for food, who dont do it with 1-2 kg meat so it last?!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - zombiestookmybike (10/12/2015) [-]
Are you saying you're not seeing the relevance of that guys comment^ or mine?
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User avatar #35 to #33 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
His, someone could just as easily have said fight my girlfriend for it and nobody would give a **** .
Still admit, if you prepared meat as this you would prepare a lot of it, right?
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User avatar #36 to #35 - zombiestookmybike (10/12/2015) [-]
Yeah exactly, what a weird comment to make

Also I'd prepare an entire pig
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User avatar #37 to #36 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
I'd prepare two piglets instead, having it young and fresh!
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User avatar #38 to #37 - zombiestookmybike (10/12/2015) [-]
I'd like to say that sounds mean but with the amount of meat in my diet I cannot criticise. Steak, ribs and pulled pork are at the top for me
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User avatar #41 to #38 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
As long as the animals are treated properly before slaughter I dont mind eating the young ones.
I love ribs, using my bare hand and chomping down on bone to tear of flesh, it brings tears to my eyes, which is a problem cause I'm using my bare hands and they are full of bbq sauce at those moments.
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User avatar #32 to #29 - velho (10/12/2015) [-]
I'm not sure but this has something to do with sexual equality or something.
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User avatar #34 to #32 - zombiestookmybike (10/12/2015) [-]
I'm really not sure what I did that warranted his comment
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User avatar #39 to #34 - velho (10/12/2015) [-]
Well, that sounds like bit weird now when I read it. I was just ironic and I was refering to comment <<28
I don't understannnd it when people think that someone is attention whore or something if they say something which implies they are women.
I'm just bit high and I don't bother to write everything I think. Sorry for being unclear.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - zombiestookmybike (10/12/2015) [-]
It's okay I was just a little confused, on FJ that assumption is something I experience regularly
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User avatar #49 to #40 - velho (10/12/2015) [-]
Heh, no doubt. It's very annoying, but nothing we can do. It's just human behaviour.
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User avatar #42 to #39 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
">>"28 this way to refer comment m8
>>#28
you gonna pass that along or hog it all to yourself?
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User avatar #44 to #42 - velho (10/12/2015) [-]
Ayy I forgot that and didn't care enough to get it right, but now I remember it, thanks.
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User avatar #50 to #42 - budbrown [OP](10/12/2015) [-]
OP is gonna want some
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User avatar #52 to #50 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
He's out op, none of us is gettin any tonite
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User avatar #45 to #42 - velho (10/12/2015) [-]
Oh, didn't notice spoiler sooner Sorry mate, I would with pleasure, but that was the last hit
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User avatar #46 to #45 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
Oh man, well just as good I guess, the longer it takes until next time the harder it will hit!
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User avatar #47 to #46 - velho (10/12/2015) [-]
Yep and now is a very good time to take a break. Too much tolerance. I smoked 5-grams hashish this weekend, and I wasn't even that high
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User avatar #48 to #47 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
You're in dire need of some time away then, that would likely land me on my ass and keep me there for the better part of the weekend
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User avatar #53 to #48 - velho (10/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's one reason why I'll have a break. I don't even get really high, no matter how much I smoke. I've been smoking a way too much this year. I'm not going to tell my whole life story, but let's say that this year I have had pretty bad depression and weed has been the only thing that makes me get sleep at night. Going better now
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User avatar #55 to #53 - stifflimb (10/12/2015) [-]
Glad to hear it man, whatever is troubling you I hope you get past it and have an awesome 2016!
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User avatar #57 to #55 - velho (10/12/2015) [-]
Thanks man
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#64 to #47 - dicloniusmaximus (10/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, I injected five whole marijuanas once and almost died.
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User avatar #81 to #64 - velho (10/13/2015) [-]
That Sucks man, it's good you got better.
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#59 to #21 - thevsamovies (10/12/2015) [-]
RIP Hawk 2015-2015 I cri evertim
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User avatar #71 to #21 - destismad (10/12/2015) [-]
There aren't any girls on Fj. Go away, or grow a penis, then we'll talk.
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User avatar #70 to #21 - rplix (10/12/2015) [-]
Good luck then.
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User avatar #68 - tittylovin (10/12/2015) [-]
I ******* love slow cookers. Slow cookers are the tantric sex of cooking. Instead of banging it out and getting it over with you lovingly attend to it all day.
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User avatar #69 - someofficer (10/12/2015) [-]
We all know he porked something that day also.
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User avatar #19 - theawkwardbros (10/12/2015) [-]
I need a friend like James..
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#65 - shinynothing (10/12/2015) [-]
**shinynothing used "*roll picture*"**
**shinynothing rolled image**
James=Madman
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#79 - wasnothere (10/13/2015) [-]
In case you wanted it
 
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