James Hetfield. Singer of Metallica, for those who aren't familiar with him... Related
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#25 - madamekawaii (01/24/2014) [-]
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#50 to #25 - moocowsz (01/24/2014) [-]
why are his hands all 			******		 up in the 3rd one.
why are his hands all ****** up in the 3rd one.
#13 - tumor (01/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #70 to #8 - ThatFuckingGuy (01/24/2014) [-]
ChillTallica.There's something badass about that.
User avatar #89 - kevinipples (01/24/2014) [-]
i know this is a little off topic, but i feel that sometimes metal heads make newer metal out to be **** and only stick to metallica, iron maiden, slayer etc. but i feel that bands like five finger death punch, disturbed, in flames, etc are doing a great job of living up to the timeline of metal that has been set before them
#52 - samoaspider (01/24/2014) [-]
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#94 - SirVladimir (01/24/2014) [-]
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#106 - nibbero (01/25/2014) [-]
Everybody SHUT UP!
I have an erection
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It's hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say!
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause
User avatar #96 - stiltsformidgets (01/24/2014) [-]
Why doesn't anyone use my channel anymore?

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/metal-time
#102 - diddlydum (01/25/2014) [-]
Simple opinion here, but metal fans are annoying as **** , and I will explain why. These are generalizations, keep in mind. But I see it constantly with metal fans.

One. They constantly bitch at each other about what kind of metal is real metal and how everything else is **** . Nobody cares if it's metal core, neo butt-metal, dildo shanking horror metal, death metal, or any of the thousands of variations you seem to have created simply for the sake of saying that' your metal is different than their metal. Honestly, you sound more like hipsters than anything.

Two, most of them act like pretentious douches, and think that people are scared of them, or judging them, especially the ones that dress all black, wearing chains and generally just wearing clothes that are "against the norm". They act high and mighty most of the time, acting better than everyone because they think they're hardcore for "going against society".

Three, most of them are militantly aggressive towards other genres of music, and it is by far the most annoying ******* thing ever. I can't count how many times I've seen metal fans bitching on forums or youtube comments talking about how everyone listening to anything other than metal is just a conformist, and should listen to "real" music.

I don't see why it's necessary to bitch about other people's choice in music, I listen to pretty much anything, including some metal now and then. I like rap, hip hop, rock, classic vinyl, dubstep, punk, a little country, and just about anything else. If it's actually good, I'll listen to it.

pic related, but not really.
<this is an example of **** I hate. "musicians" with no talent.
#103 to #102 - lolfire (01/25/2014) [-]
Metal fans are just emo kids who pretend to be hard.
User avatar #116 to #102 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
1. To be fair, if you look enough into any genre, you'll have the "neo-classical blues influenced jazz", "psychedelic blaze trance", "underground hardcore oi punk". People just love being too anal about genres. The metal community gets a bad rap for no reason.

2/3. They're mostly kids who do that. Most older metalheads, from what I've seen have taken their heads out of their hole. (But there are still the annoying "fear me, for I am kvlt" people). Go to any classical or jazz music forum and you see the pretentiousness ooze from your screen. Try telling a Jazz fan that jazz isn't the best genre ever and there's a high chance they'll go primate on you and throw verbal **** at your.
#2 - John Cena (01/24/2014) [-]
Sorry but James Hetfield hasn't been metal since the late 80s/early 90s. Sellout like the rest of Metallica.
User avatar #77 to #2 - jbgotswag (01/24/2014) [-]
yeah, jb got more metal than that douch.
#78 to #2 - doyoufagsevenlift (01/24/2014) [-]
"And in between sips of Coke he told me that he thought we were selling out"

Hooker With a Penis is a brilliant song
#101 to #2 - John Cena (01/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #2 - theezachulator (01/24/2014) [-]
reason why i can no longer lissen to metalica www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmM79YadYM
User avatar #79 to #10 - letriggs (01/24/2014) [-]
that video actually gave me a good chuckle
User avatar #18 to #10 - xaril (01/24/2014) [-]
I actually liked that, so thanks for the link

Is the reason you no longer listen to Metallica because someone made this version of Enter Sandman or because you think they made it. Because the description says the uploader made the version, and apparently he wants a beer.
#30 to #18 - jboienggh ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
It's not bad as a song but it's barely even recognisable as Enter Sandman. Rip off the Vocals and the video and it's an entirely different song. I'm all for creative rearrangements but this seems to have lost too much of the original.
User avatar #31 to #30 - xaril (01/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree with you on that. Though I won't stop listening to Metallica cause of a song someone else tried to make a cover of.
#118 to #31 - jboienggh ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
Oh me neither, that seems like a bit of on overreaction to me.
#15 to #10 - John Cena (01/24/2014) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
User avatar #3 to #2 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
You may think they weren't good since late 80s/early 90s, but they're still a metal band. Your personal opinion on a band doesn't affect its genre.

P.S. DM was amazing.
User avatar #4 to #3 - holeymoley (01/24/2014) [-]
d'ya hear that they are finally focused on recording
#57 - assdozer ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Metallica 			*******		 sucks. Overrated dude-bro metal is what they are.
Metallica ******* sucks. Overrated dude-bro metal is what they are.
User avatar #115 to #57 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
Ask any big Thrash band (except Megadeth) who their biggest thrash influence was. It will almost always be Metallica.
#69 to #57 - spidahridah (01/24/2014) [-]
Guess what? I disagree.
Guess what? I disagree.
User avatar #68 to #57 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
they're the best of the Big Four
#71 to #68 - assdozer ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
>Metallica better than Slayer

>Metallica better than Megadeth

>Metallica better than Anthrax
User avatar #95 to #71 - stiltsformidgets (01/24/2014) [-]
Seen them all live apart from Megadeth who i will be seeing in august and Metallica are by far the best.
And i don't even like thrash that much
#99 to #95 - assdozer ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Megadeth blows them out of the water. I wouldn't want to see them right now though because their new album is worse than Risk.
User avatar #105 to #99 - higaphix (01/25/2014) [-]
I liked risk
#107 to #105 - assdozer ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
I do too, but it's still one of their worst albums.
User avatar #108 to #107 - higaphix (01/25/2014) [-]
Really? I thought youthanasia and countdown were laaaame. And while united abominations had the most ******* ridiculous cover art, I actually really liked it
#109 to #108 - assdozer ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
UA's cover art is probably the greatest album cover art of all time.
User avatar #110 to #109 - higaphix (01/25/2014) [-]
With the fleshified vic with the wings? And the angels or whatever?
#111 to #110 - assdozer ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
Yeh
#92 to #71 - John Cena (01/24/2014) [-]
exodus and overkill are better
#93 to #92 - John Cena (01/24/2014) [-]
is
User avatar #73 to #71 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
obviously opinionated
i should have said "in my opinion"
but i like them the most
#74 to #73 - assdozer ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
&gt;Thinking any metal head isn't opinionated
>Thinking any metal head isn't opinionated
User avatar #75 to #74 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
>sarcastic comment
>unnecessary douchebag meme arrows
#80 to #75 - assdozer ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
>Meme arrows

>Being this much of a newfag
User avatar #81 to #80 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
k.
#82 to #81 - assdozer ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
#84 to #57 - metalheadnv (01/24/2014) [-]
Yes they are somehow overrated but they are legends and ertainly contributed to metal, they have different music, quality thrash, ****** thrash,not even thrash and even ballads. Thats why they are well known

AAAAnd not to hate i prefer MEGADETH
#104 to #84 - higaphix (01/25/2014) [-]
my personal favorite
#88 to #84 - assdozer ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
I do too. Vic Rattlehead was my first tattoo.
#5 - lolturtle (01/24/2014) [-]
in my opinion metallicas best albums were
1. st anger
2. and justice for all
3. death magnetic

all the other albums (apart from kill em all) just sound like they copied concepts slayer had already been doing for years. the 3 i listed are very unique and offer something awesome, musically speaking. i believe everyone who listened to thrash metal as it formed would share similar opinion with me and they also think metallica is the worst out of the "big 4". venom/voivod master race
User avatar #9 to #5 - theezachulator (01/24/2014) [-]
and justice for all and kill em all are about the only good ones oh and ride the lightning just for the Call of khathulu but there is no vocals on that song
User avatar #12 to #5 - HordeyWordey (01/24/2014) [-]
I liked Load and Reload.
User avatar #22 to #12 - isbestpony (01/24/2014) [-]
Why are you hiding that? Like, seriously. Those were amazing albums.
then again, i liked all of their albums equally so yeah
User avatar #23 to #5 - thrashtilldeath (01/24/2014) [-]
What albums are you saying sounds like what Slayer had been doing? Both bands formed around the same time and dropped their first albums pretty close to each other.
#29 to #5 - xxxneedmorexs (01/24/2014) [-]
I'm gonna say in no particular order i loved death magnetic, metallica and kill em all
User avatar #46 to #5 - wedgehead (01/24/2014) [-]
Can't really agree, saying that Metallica plays similar to Slayer is ridicolous or however this word is written.
And I dont get how one can like St. Anger.

Thumbed up anyway for your bravery to share an opinion online
User avatar #83 to #5 - thebestpieever (01/24/2014) [-]
Dude... Every single metallica album dropped before Slayer's Reign in Blood and Kill 'Em All dropped before Show No Mercy. What did they steal? Haunting the chapel? Metallica never did anything similar to that and Show No Mercy was going an a way darker path than Ride The Lightning and Master of Puppets.
User avatar #85 to #83 - thebestpieever (01/24/2014) [-]
Every single one of Metallica's first three albums*
User avatar #6 to #5 - gunslayer (01/24/2014) [-]
St. Anger? Lol.

I'm not a huge fan of Metallica but IMO Death Magnetic was the sickest album they ever dropped, I ******* love it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolturtle (01/24/2014) [-]
i find they managed to balance out every end of extreme on st anger and thats why i like it the most
User avatar #16 to #5 - lean (01/24/2014) [-]
Calling St. Anger unique is like saying Garage Inc. had their best original songs.
User avatar #76 - letriggs (01/24/2014) [-]
looking below at the comments I wonder when we became youtube
User avatar #66 - BowChickaBowWow (01/24/2014) [-]
mfw I have enough metal in my leg that I don't even bother flying commercial anymore
#55 - ohlookathing (01/24/2014) [-]
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