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Jalapeno on a steeck

willys

I just ate a burrito I loaded up with jalapenos. Then when I was done I scratched an itch on the tip of my dick before washing my hands.

Pray for me.

Tags: jalapeno | fire | Dick | oh god why

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Submitted:	02/13/2015

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#1 - ihaveapencil (02/13/2015) [-]

yfw

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#3 - willys [OP](02/13/2015) [-]

Tried to piss the burn away.

Didn't work so well.

#10 to #3 - kwizzer (02/14/2015) [-]

Must've felt like pissing lava

#2 - twentyseconds (02/13/2015) [-]

It was at that moment willys knew he had ****** up.

#9 - invoicingkarma (02/14/2015) [-]

#17 - fishandkids ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]

#19 to #17 - merrrione (02/14/2015) [-]

slow down there satan

#8 - Virt

(02/14/2015) [-]

whens the funeral?

#5 - anon (02/13/2015) [-]

Put it back in your gay lovers ass

#6 to #5 - willys [OP](02/13/2015) [-]

**** , how didn't I think of that?! Thanks for the tip!

#18 - Mawxter (02/14/2015) [-]

**** , we haven't heard from him in 23 hours. is kill

#26 to #18 - willys [OP](02/14/2015) [-]

I live in Colorado, so I found a solution

#4 - robthethrob (02/13/2015) [-]

JUST STICK IT IN SOME YOGURT

#16 - anon (02/14/2015) [-]

Try it with a real chilli... Jalapeno's are for pussies... Naga vipers, or chocolate bhut jolokias for instance... I'd suggest the Trinidad Moruga scorpion like the potato below me, but most of them aren't that hot; you just get the odd freak pepper that's hotter than anything else on the planet... (I grow super hot chillies).

#25 to #16 - willys [OP](02/14/2015) [-]

Like I told the other guy, I throw jalapenos in for the taste, not so much the spice. But trust me, your dickhole is a lot more sensitive than your tongue. I wish I never knew that fact.

#15 - rebornpotato (02/14/2015) [-]

I just ordered trinidad scorpion peppers and i'm horrified that i might accidentally do that.

#14 - jellybob (02/14/2015) [-]

Prayers will do you no good now son. It's GG

#13 - Maroon ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]

One time I ate at Firehouse Subs with a girl from work and she was going on and on about how super spicy one sauce they had was and I'm thinking it can't be all that so I put a bunch on my sandwich. Long story short, I found out what it feels like to **** out lava.

#12 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]

#7 - bodyrokr (02/14/2015) [-]

doesnt that only happen if it was something spicy?

#11 to #7 - kwizzer (02/14/2015) [-]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jalapeño

#20 to #11 - bodyrokr (02/14/2015) [-]

kid, jale's are NOT spicy

#24 to #20 - willys [OP](02/14/2015) [-]

Listen bruh, I load my food up with them ***** like crazy because they're pretty low on the spice scale but they taste amazing.

But I want you to go rub your fingers all over the inside of just a bell pepper. Not even a jalapeno, just a bell pepper. Then give your dickhole a good ol' feeleroo. Report back when you're done and we can talk.