ITT- Masturbation Stories
First one is from a friend
>Be me, middle school
>Go to bathroom to jerk off
>It's been a while, not gonna take long
>Heatingup.jpg
>Right as I'm about to cum, my dad knocks on the door
>Scares the hell out of me and I aim my dick straight up
>2 weeks of pent up cum all over face and in mouth
>Dad walks in without knocking
>Lock eyes
>soniamdissapoint
>Walks out, never speaks of it again
This one is mine
>Swim team sophomore year
>In the sauna after practice
>Seniors talking about jerking off
>"So theres a spot where your sack meets your taint that prevents you from cumming"
>Apparently the urethra is close to the skin at that point. Cum builds up and then all releases at once when you let go
>Decide to try it out
>Pull up pornhub, get the tissues, all set
>disgunbegood.jpg
>As I come close to finishing I stand up so I can reach the spot
>10/10 orgasm, best I ever had at that point
>Put tissues over penis to let go
>Force of ejaculation rips straight through the tissues
>Cum all over my laptop, monitor, and notebooks
>Sticky for weeks
I've never tried it again, I'm too scared
Last one, also mine and very cringeworthy
>Be on family vacation
>Last one up at night, in bed alone in my cousin's room
>Have qt3.14 gf at home, gets horny
>snapchatisahellofadrug.jpg
>She starts sending sexy pics, wants me to reciprocate
>After a while dick pics get old
>I have the brilliant idea to find some... props
>grab my cousin's pillow and start ******* it
>She likes it, continues with the sexies
>I tell her I'm going to cum
>She wants to watch
>wut.jpg
>Refuses to keep sending unless I do
This is where it gets really bad
>Make sure coast is clear, walk to bathroom
>Lay toilet paper all over the floor
>Tell her I'm ready
>Sexy pics come flooding in
>Holding phone with one hand, jerking with the other
>Cum with the force of 1000 suns
>TP doesn't contain. Not even close
>Cum all over uncle's bathroom
>Spend fifteen minutes cleaning up
>Completely ashamed, go back to bed and fall asleep on **** pillow
>They never found out
Feel free to share your own stories in the comments
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