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#2 - teranin
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(12/19/2013) [-]
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#1 - goldendarknessx
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(12/19/2013) [-]
There's nothing wrong with riding through the red sea from time to time.
User avatar #6 - leebobo
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(12/20/2013) [-]
if the red is blocking the pink, go for the brown
snooker quote, england
User avatar #4 - doktorevil
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(12/19/2013) [-]
Girls having periods dont equal blowjobs for me. It just equals crazy bitching...
#5 - ExorArgus
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(12/20/2013) [-]
Takes a warrior to swim in the red river, it takes a hero to drink from it.
#3 - anon id: de127b3a
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(12/19/2013) [-]
Once, I was having a conversation with two black women, neither of them had ever had sex with a white man, and one of them recently started dating this white guy and didn't know what to expect in bed. Naturally they came to me for advice. Lets call them Williams and Peterson.
Williams: Is it true that white guys want sex all the time? Like even when women are on their period?
Peterson: Really? Is that really true Anon?
Anon: Well, I cant speak for all white guys, but if I really wanted it and she wanted it too, I would.
Williams: Anon, have you ever done that?
Anon: It's called earning your "red wings" [makes finger quotes in air]
Peterson: [Almost falls over laughing]
Williams: [glazed look comes over her eyes] Do you have your red wings, Anon?
Anon: Yes, I only see my girlfriend on weekends, so...
Later I would learn that Peterson dumped her boyfriend because she could not get over the tip of his dick being pink.