its not my fucking temper
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her
husband 's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What' s the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I den' t know what to do.
Every day my husband seems to Eese his temper
for no reason, It scares me."
The Doctor says: "l have a sure forthat. When it
seems that your husband is getting angry, just take
a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but den' t swallow it
until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the
doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Lectorthat was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband started losing it, I swished
with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed
right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing,
It' s keeping yew mouth shut that does the trick".
husband 's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What' s the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I den' t know what to do.
Every day my husband seems to Eese his temper
for no reason, It scares me."
The Doctor says: "l have a sure forthat. When it
seems that your husband is getting angry, just take
a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but den' t swallow it
until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the
doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Lectorthat was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband started losing it, I swished
with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed
right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing,
It' s keeping yew mouth shut that does the trick".
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