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My friend is a veterinarian. A nurse had an nus: bland
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and it TWP, We . nut Hf a mar mania...
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] Think about how calm a horse would be if it started bleeding from it's face, ******* are scared of everything.
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littlebittyfox ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] horses arent scared of their own blood, they cant even see their lower nostrils because of how their faces are shaped and theres no possible way a horse bled this much out their nose at the vet
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captchakid ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] I bet they like the sight of their own blood.
I'll leave.
I'll leave.
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anonviking (12/16/2015) [-] SCP-173 has escaped!
Initiate containment procedure!
Secure! Contain! Protect!
Initiate containment procedure!
Secure! Contain! Protect!
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sirmatthew (12/17/2015) [-] stop using that phrase Dr. Anonviking. you know thats against protocol.
Brights says we oughta start using the original again.... you know the ... what wa-
ah, Special Containment Procedures.
Brights says we oughta start using the original again.... you know the ... what wa-
ah, Special Containment Procedures.
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warzon (12/17/2015) [-] Well, you see, if you have a squad look at it, then have someone load it up into a mobile hover pod (They have those) with bars around it, you can move it safely. Although eventually it will get pissed, and since SCP knows it, they aren't doing that *again* So they just stuff it into a crate instead and quietly pray for luck.
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infinityflame (12/16/2015) [-] Nah, actually. Just finished reading about all of the SCP's.
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flamingwhitetiger ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-] for some reason i cant get myself to read that first one
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pistachioofdoom (12/16/2015) [-] According to its file, SCP-173 considers that cheating and pisses it off. If you do that, he will kill you painfully instead of just snapping your neck.
You dun ****** up.
You dun ****** up.
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vvardenfell (12/16/2015) [-] It can't move as long as you have visual contact with it, so even if you cheat, there's nothing it can do.
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sirmatthew (12/17/2015) [-] That isn't part of the actual foundation wiki. It was made up by fans.
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vvardenfell (12/17/2015) [-] If that was the truth, the two eyedrops wouldn't work on it, which isn't the case.
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pistachioofdoom (12/16/2015) [-] Then at least you can watch porn for a few seconds before dying.
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kibbleking (12/16/2015) [-] Why don't they just put it inside of concrete? Are they stupid?
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pistachioofdoom (12/17/2015) [-] The Foundation classifies objects in three categories:
-Safe: you can put it on a containment cell and forget about it. That doesn't mean its harmless, it simply can be reliable contained.
-Euclid: when it is unpredictable enough to need surveillance, but not all that dangerous. SCP-173 is of these.
-Keter: If containment fails can cause the end of the world.
And then some other occasional special categories that don't matter now.
The Foundation policy is to try to neutralize (aka destroy) only the Keter objects. The others are kept contained for study and posible use. Hence the Secure, Contain, Protect.
In the SCP lore, the orgnaiation that has the policy of destroying abnormal objects on sight is the Global Occult Coaliton (GOC).
-Safe: you can put it on a containment cell and forget about it. That doesn't mean its harmless, it simply can be reliable contained.
-Euclid: when it is unpredictable enough to need surveillance, but not all that dangerous. SCP-173 is of these.
-Keter: If containment fails can cause the end of the world.
And then some other occasional special categories that don't matter now.
The Foundation policy is to try to neutralize (aka destroy) only the Keter objects. The others are kept contained for study and posible use. Hence the Secure, Contain, Protect.
In the SCP lore, the orgnaiation that has the policy of destroying abnormal objects on sight is the Global Occult Coaliton (GOC).
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sirmatthew (12/17/2015) [-] "other occasional special categories that dont matter now"
cause saving the world from a XK end of world event doesn't matter. Thaumiel master race.
and its Special Containment Procedures. Dr. Brights gonna have a word with you
cause saving the world from a XK end of world event doesn't matter. Thaumiel master race.
and its Special Containment Procedures. Dr. Brights gonna have a word with you
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kibbleking (12/17/2015) [-] Why can't you put everything in concrete? Put that dinosaur in concrete and drop it in a volcano. The only thing I can think of you CAN'T put in concrete is that Larry guy, but then again just blast that ************ into space.
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pistachioofdoom (12/17/2015) [-] You don't put it in concrete because then you can't throw D-class personnel (aka Disposable personnel) to it to see what happens.
SCP-173 is made out of concrete btw.
SCP-173 is made out of concrete btw.
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kibbleking (12/17/2015) [-] That's the point. Just concrete that concrete statue and it can't molest you.
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pistachioofdoom (12/17/2015) [-] That's a rather concrete solution.
But the real reason they don't use concrete is [REDACTED] because [REDACTED] unless you [REDACTED] may cause [REDACTED].
But the real reason they don't use concrete is [REDACTED] because [REDACTED] unless you [REDACTED] may cause [REDACTED].
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kibbleking (12/17/2015) [-] May cause the situation to become pacified is what you're trying to say. 99% of the ******** in the facility can be put in concrete.
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pistachioofdoom (12/17/2015) [-] Tell me: would you want to put this on concrete?
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458
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sonicsyndicate (12/16/2015) [-] When its THAT time of the month and you ask her to twerk for you
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maxattax (12/16/2015) [-]
I thought it said, "My friend is a vegetarian." and spent like five minutes trying to figure out what that could possibly have to do with the rest of this post.
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twentyseconds ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] holy **** thank you me too... VETerinarian... that explains alot
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diegotan (12/16/2015) [-] I read "my friend is a vegetarian" and I thought vegetarians got on a new level of sharing that info.
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tarabostes (12/17/2015) [-] whoa this cock's the only thing you're eating tonite you tramp!
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blazingsoul (12/16/2015) [-] You should always post sauce friend, if you can....... if not, tell us the sauce animeexplain.
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blazingsoul (12/16/2015) [-] I just finished watching Black Lagoon again so I'm dead inside right now, so good though, not sure if sure if I'd feel anything from watching romance, maybe later. Song related, you'll get it if you've watched it.
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blazingsoul (12/17/2015) [-] The only manga I read is Monster Musume. I don't know if you're into darker anime but black lagoon is a dark action anime with a bit of light comedy and I mean light. Basically about a Japanese businessman that gets sucked into the criminal underworld. It gets heavy and has a few feels, it's a really well done series just do yourself a favor and don't watch the OVA Roberta's blood trial (you have been warned), just watch season 1 and 2 and be happy.
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nargogh (12/16/2015) [-]
It probably sneezed a few times
Maybe he was allergic for his own blood
Maybe he was allergic for his own blood
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mehten (12/16/2015) [-] **mehten used "*roll picture*"**
**mehten rolled image**
I just realized I've never seen an animal have a nose bleed... I find that fascinating for some reason.
**mehten rolled image**
I just realized I've never seen an animal have a nose bleed... I find that fascinating for some reason.
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postwhatevs (12/16/2015) [-] **postwhatevs used "*roll picture*"**
**postwhatevs rolled image** Think horse is pepsi from nosebleed
**postwhatevs rolled image** Think horse is pepsi from nosebleed
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eriko (12/17/2015) [-] Saint bernard had a nose bleed it looked about the same. Once is starts it gets worse and they start shaking they're head and sneezing. Trying to help stop the nose bleed stresses them out and makes them bleed more
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tyroneisanigger (12/17/2015) [-]
That's similar to how it feels to be woken up at 2 am with my nose bleeding and doesn't stop for 30-45 minutes with my head tilted back. This happens to me multiple times a week since I was 11, Now 20. Should I see a doc?
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wertologist ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-] Was it pouring out like a small trickle from a sink? If yes, it probably means your nose is dry. The air in your room/house is likely very dry. Invest in a humidifier or if you have a wood stove, put a pot of water on top so it can put some moisture in the air.
This happens to me once in a while. try to keep hydrated and find a way to put some moisture in the air.
This happens to me once in a while. try to keep hydrated and find a way to put some moisture in the air.
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gavnthsociopth (12/17/2015) [-] This reminds me when I was 13 I went to bed with a fan going right at my face (smh big mistake) woke up to a big ol' blood stain on my pillow where my nose was. It was crazy man, still not sure how the constent flow of air causes that.
