Its funny cause its sad. . I hate how the Doctor asks you awkward questions. Are you a smoker?" " . I do that." t" Are you a drinker?" "Well me t do that too."
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Its funny cause its sad

I hate how the Doctor
asks you awkward questions.
Are you a smoker?" " **** . I do that."
t" Are you a drinker?" "Well **** me t do that too."
4" you sexually active?" "Define active."
emit. f _ I know plenty of "Active" volcanoes
that haven' t gone off in five years.
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#1 - baitdoesnttalkback (01/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
unforunately doctors can never assume things cause they never know when they are gonna get one of those "special" patients
unforunately doctors can never assume things cause they never know when they are gonna get one of those "special" patients
User avatar #2 - payseht ONLINE (01/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
That's how my dad found out I'm a smoker.
User avatar #6 to #5 - garin (01/27/2014) [-]
You would have been the manliest man ever if you did that
#16 - Deavas (01/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
does masturbation count as sexually active
cos ive been saying no
#3 - include (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**include rolled a random image posted in comment #7314657 at Safe For Work Random Board ** when I'm active
#24 - anonymous (01/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
This screwed me over one time

My girlfriend at the time went in for her physical, the doctor asked if she was sexually active, she said yes, her mother found out (she was 17), she flipped her **** , told my gf that she either had to break up with me or get married to me
**** that **** , I was not getting married. Girlfriend tried to convince me that maybe it could just be a low key marriage just to please her family but no one else had to know. No, **** that **** , not dealing with that.
Girlfriends father was a lawyer, I was convinced I was going to be charged with statutory rape (I was 18 and even though my gf and I were only born a few months apart, she was still 17 so technically I could be in deep **** )
#23 - suikerpapa (01/27/2014) [-]
hahahahahahahaha ahah ha
#34 - dopeydog (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I hate it when the doctor asks me "How are you doing today" ...I am here because I am sick ...how do you think I am doing??
I hate it when the doctor asks me "How are you doing today" ...I am here because I am sick ...how do you think I am doing??
#44 - skeptical (01/27/2014) [-]
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#42 - FightClub (01/27/2014) [-]
i'm sexually active
User avatar #41 - thisistheguy (01/27/2014) [-]
I always say the occasional cigar and let the doctor decide if I'm a smoker or not
#22 - anonymous (01/27/2014) [-]
thanks to the laws this retard probably helped to pass we're required to ask every visit and check a box on the note saying we did.
#9 - anonymous (01/27/2014) [-]
i asked my doctor what they meant by this when i was 14 i thought they meant if i was active like able to make sperm
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