It will be the apocalypse, they said. . I' m a marine vet who' s on disability, and I was supposed to go to a mandatory meeting during my only time off next wee
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It will be the apocalypse, they said

I' m a marine vet who' s on disability, and I was
supposed to go to a mandatory meeting during
my only time off next weekend to sit there and
listen to a bunch of recruiters try and pitch
******** to me.
It got cancelled due to the government
shutdown, meaning the government failing due
to extreme incompetence actually made my life
easier,
...
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Submitted: 10/20/2013
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#12 - itsnotimportant (10/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
MFW I realised " Marine Vet " is veteran of the US Marines and not an animal doctor who specialises in sea creatures...
User avatar #5 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/20/2013) [-]
" You're disabled because of us, but don't let that stop you from letting the government **** you in the ass even more! What else have you got to lose? Your life? Pfft."
User avatar #1 - reginleif ONLINE (10/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I thought the armed forces were trying to get rid of people?
User avatar #4 to #1 - toadkillerdog (10/20/2013) [-]
they are, they just make you sit through these reenlistment pitches because they're too incompetent to stop them
User avatar #15 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
IRR MUSTERS!
User avatar #26 - ColonelFlabbyboob (10/21/2013) [-]
Non-essential workers more or less got a paid vacation... I ain't even mad
User avatar #24 - toadkillerdog (10/21/2013) [-]
........this is my very first post, and obviously it's OC, and ************* front page......this is ******* glorious
#23 - Womens Study Major (10/21/2013) [-]
Despite what the libertarian morons on this site will tell you the shutdown was the fault of the republicans. Themoreyouknow.jpg
#18 - Womens Study Major (10/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ahhh, the joys of the IRR muster. At least you get paid for it :/
User avatar #3 - starhawk (10/20/2013) [-]
Thank god they can't come after me. I was medically retired.
#21 - swazzzzy (10/21/2013) [-]
I'm leaving for marine boot camp december 9th
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