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#16 - kibbleking (06/18/2014) [-]
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#45 to #16 - xboxonerules (06/19/2014) [-]
Paul Gray?
Paul Gray?
User avatar #26 to #16 - forbesydemon (06/19/2014) [-]
"Heard you were talkin **** "
#24 - tepelstreeltje (06/19/2014) [-]
this kills the man
User avatar #25 to #24 - duhqueenmoki (06/19/2014) [-]
Never seen such a proper use of this picture!
#6 to #1 - curbed (06/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #6 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
Is that from Supernatural? I can't tell from the quality.

Also, if it is from Supernatural, is it legit?
#36 to #30 - curbed (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes and  yes  Sorry for the 			******		 quality.
Yes and yes Sorry for the ****** quality.
User avatar #37 to #36 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
Eh, don't worry about the quality, just didn't want to make a fool out of myself for presuming it. Care to explain the context? I think I have seen that scene, but I am not sure.

I've given up on the show long time ago anyway so I'm fine with spoilers just spoiler them for other people .
#38 to #37 - curbed (06/19/2014) [-]
Ah, I don't really remember the context specifically  I feel it had something to do with the end of the world  but can I ask why you gave up on it? I got hooked pretty quickly and haven't looked back since.
Ah, I don't really remember the context specifically I feel it had something to do with the end of the world but can I ask why you gave up on it? I got hooked pretty quickly and haven't looked back since.
User avatar #42 to #38 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right, now I remember, start of season 3 , Dean has a year to live and gives absolutely not a single **** ever . Thanks anyway.

And you're sure you want to know why I gave up on it?
#46 to #42 - curbed (06/19/2014) [-]
It was probably near the end of that whole fiasco.    
And sure. I'm curious.
It was probably near the end of that whole fiasco.
And sure. I'm curious.
User avatar #47 to #46 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
Brb, typing.
Pastebin, Google Documents or Email?
#48 to #47 - curbed (06/19/2014) [-]
Alright   
 Wait, what?
Alright
Wait, what?
User avatar #49 to #48 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
It will be too long to contain in one Funnyjunk comment, so unless make multiple comments I'll have to upload it somewhere else.
#50 to #49 - curbed (06/19/2014) [-]
Wow, okay, well, I mean, you can always PM me and send it in multiple messages? That always works. Or multiple comments?
User avatar #53 to #50 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
Going for multiple comments. It got almost three pages long, sorry.

To understand my dislike for Supernatural, you must also understand my like for it; I loved the first season, or at least most of it.

Two people, my age, listening to classy rock, driving around a classy car while saving people and hunting things? ******* awesome.

You see, in the first season they were humans – just ordinary humans. They weren't specifically chosen for this mission by some higher power, their family had just gone through **** , but they were going to endure, and even more: They began fighting back.

There are monsters out there, but they are being hunted, by these two anonymous guys we will never recognize in the street or even know they saved us. Two ordinary human beings. The average Joe, you and I can relate.

Okay, sure the man with the yellow eyes choose Sam for some sinister purpose which was ultimately revealed in the second season, but Sam wasn't the chosen one, he was a chosen one of many who could be the one. And even better, Sam decided to say “screw destiny” and rejected it.

In essence: Ordinary human beings doing extra-ordinary things, a very optimistic message, but it helped me relate to them.

And within the first season, it was shown that there were other “hunters” but the nature of the other hunters were mysterious at best.

Then the colt entered the picture. Okay a gun that can kill everything, hand crafted by Samuel Colt himself on the night of the Alamo, using iron from a meteorite? Very over powered, but on the other hand there were only five bullets, so at least they had to make the bullets count.

Eventually whatsherface who owns that bar and Bobby. At that bar there are many other hunters and there were a hill-billy Ash who had gone to MIT (I like idea of an intelligent red-neck despite it being a more unrealistic premise than this show) and would help them with their mission.
User avatar #54 to #53 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
Okay, so now we have a few more people who are “extraordinary” in the cast, but they are supporting characters.

Then Dean went ahead and died and their Dad had to give up himself in order to resurrect Dean, and Sam is a chosen one.

See where we are heading? The two main characters are no longer “just humans”, but they are still fairly believable and relatable.

Problem is, now their job isn't extra ordinary. You see, apparently this whole “hunters” thing is a sub-culture and there a many groups of hunters out there of various natures, Gordon turns up, so does Whatserface's daughter, they go out hunting things together.

Well, somewhere in the very forgettable second season (forgettable since they follow a standard formula of “angry spirit”) this stopped mattering. The bar is burned down, the MIT genius goes missing, Gordon goes full-psycho so he is arrested and... what happened to Whatserface's daughter again?

Second season finale: Apparently there is a gateway to Hell and a giant pentagram is made out of railway lines. Sam dies, Dean offers almost all his life to get him back and the demons of hell rushes into Earth from Hell like school children rushes to the cafeteria on pizza friday.

Third season: Ruby is introduced, she “conveniently” solves all their problems and is a demon who is totally good. Right after killing three strong demons in three seconds flat. Then she helps Bobby make more bullets for the colt despite the fact that it will give them a deus-ex machine – and that she has a blade that instant kills everything. The fact that she looks like a *********** Paris Hilton didn't help.

I can deal with one Mary Sue but then Bella turns up.
User avatar #55 to #54 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
I wish I was lying if I were saying I'd have preferred Bella from Twillight - nevermind that Supernatural's vampires are as equally faggy as the ones from Twillight because they took a huge good look at all the stories there is on vampires and made the faggiest version they could. These “eternally young good looking” people who just like to have a good time and live with their family (equally eternally young good looking people). Sorry, gotta go and barf my kidney out.

Bella is just equally annoying, a super smart thief who happens to be good looking too, who is always about half a step ahead of Dean and Sam at all times. Another Mary Sue. And her constant ******* flirting with Dean doesn't help. Just **** already. Hell, why don't she have a threesome with Dean and Sam?

I was basically looking for an excuse to ditch the show by now, and OH BOY I got one:

Dean gets trapped in a basement with a demon while the one person Sam asks for help turns out to be the demon's partner. While Dean is in the basement we go through the whole “We are not so different speech”.

Now Dean's impending doom, could have saved this train wreck from having any more casualties, but it basically plays out like Dean has cancer. *Poof* instant drama – just add water, your tears because oh so sad.

I felt like I was on TvTropes because I could swear this was Clichépedia.

The thing I loved about Supernatural – ordinary humans doing extra-ordinary things – was gone. Replaced by terrible clichés, the two main characters had both come back to death and could by no means now be described as “ordinary humans”.

So I ditched it. Turns out I was right: My girlfriend continued watching it. Castiel is introduced, and while I must admit the gifs of him that I have seen are pretty cool and that it is pretty awesome that his outfit is a homage to Constantine, he is by no means a human being: He is an angel. And he helps the good guys.
User avatar #56 to #55 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
And Crowly gets introduced as well at some point, and apparently he is on semi-good terms with the Winchesters. Oh and he is the king of Hell.

The fact that my girlfriend wouldn't shut the **** up about shipping Bobby and Crowly (“Crobby”) along with Dean and Castiel (“Deastiel”) didn't help because now I had to deal with the things that ires me the most about these kind of series: The retarded fandom.

Apparently bad things happen 24/7, because according to my shipping-Girlfriend (“Shirlfriend”? I jest.) Dean turns into a demon by the end of the 9th season, and Sam is addicted to drinking demon-blood. Oh and Sam is according to my girlfriend “the most human character of the main cast”.

And remember, he was on the verge of losing status as “ordinary human being” back in season 1.

Hell, even Gordon – who was a very extreme human-supremacist – got turned into a friggin' ******* ****** vampire. And that is the worst ******* part. He goes to jail? Fine. He gets out? Cool. He gets a Christian hunter to hunt down Sam? Okay. They both die within the two episodes they appeared in after Gordon got thrown in prison. Makes me kind of question: Why the **** bother with the character if they are just going to kill him off? Literally every ******* thing about Gordon save for his first episode could be replaced by come-and-go characters, but they toss all of that out of the window. It seems to me that the writers has no idea where they want to go in the long run since they introduce characters only to kill them off (same goes for Game of Thrones, my head canon for that show is that it is a game of Dungeons & Dragons that went out of hand).
User avatar #57 to #56 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
And the whole “first blade” thing is ******* retarded, it would have been so much ******* funnier if the jaw-bone had remained a jaw-bone. I don't know what makes it so special, but the idea of Dean bashing some poor demon to death with a donkey-jaw while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs seems funnier than them shanking demons like some ordinary thug.

So why do I dislike Supernatural?

It started out perfect, something I wanted: An actually intelligent show (there are so many awesome references to American and European folk lore) that avoided most clichés and focused on two relate-able characters killing monsters using their brains, while they didn't always immediately know what they were up against, they would figure it out throughout the course of the episode while the viewer can guess on the sideline.

It took a good hard look at that concept, gave me the finger and began showing:
Ridiculously good looking super-special guys (even I would have sex with Jensen Ackles despite the fact that he has a surname as a first-name) who fight the demons of Hell along with their good looking buddy angle and the usurped king of Hell. With their awesome super weapons that can instant-kill bad guys and saves America and thus the world.

And the whole ordinary-human beings deal took the back seat to supernatural creatures because apparently the writers wants us to remember that we can't do **** about the ****** condition the world is in.

The fact that they started out avoiding the typical clichés but eventually uses so many clichés that I can figure out what happens next is annoying, and seriously, my girlfriend decided to stop not giving me spoilers because in nine out of ten cases I guess it minutes beforehand. I dislike Supernatural because it started out as possibly the best thing on television second to cable porn only to turn into exactly the opposite.
User avatar #58 to #57 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
And I just can't friggin' unsee the picture of Bobby and Crowly kissing my girlfriend showed me.

FIN
#59 to #58 - curbed (06/19/2014) [-]
That last comment got me.
This thing is really long, but I did jump around a few parts, I'm definitely going to have to read through it more closely but I just don't have the time right now, but from what I saw, there are parts that I definitely agree with you on and then others I disagree with you on. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but if you're like me, you are capable of discussing opinions in a mature manner without getting all angry~
I understand what you mean in terms of challenges constantly coming up, things that weren't mentioned before being mentioned from one season to the other but that's generally how plots advance.
I personally liked seasons 1-5 better than these new seasons because I thought they were connected to each other better than these previous seasons but that's because the series was supposed to end at season 5. They saw the popularity and found a way to expand it.
It was mentioned that Jo had left her mom because she wanted to hunt and her mom said that if she wanted to she couldn't live with her anymore, so she went to another city and worked at a bar there (It isn't mentioned whether or not she kept hunting while there)
I didn't really see Bella as a Mary Sue or Ruby since they were more like bad guys (Ruby was just secretly one until the end)
And I understand the hate for the fandom. The fandom can be really ******* stupid the majority of the time but sometimes they can do pretty cool things (Like GISHWES) and I personally really don't like the Destiel ship because some of the people who ship it can tend to do some pretty awful things. I always say love the series, hate the fandom. Just seperate yourself from it if it's turning you off to the show so much. I'm missing a lot but those are some of the things I scanned over.
User avatar #60 to #59 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
My last comment is true though, but I included it to end it on a more humorous note (the alternative was: "The only thing saving this train wreck would be if Meg came back, but then I'd have to watch it without wearing pants and plenty of imagination".)

And yes, I know it is just a matter of my taste, some people like to see shows about extra ordinary people doing ordinary things. Nothing wrong with that, the only problem with Supernatural is that I think it had a lot of potential.
#3 to #1 - xcoreyx (06/18/2014) [-]
Why does this get green thumbs when posted on any The Office-related content even if it isn't remotely relevant?
User avatar #29 to #3 - joehue ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Cause FJ loves The Office and hentai even when irrelevant.
Have you seen the **** section? Half the stuff on there is usually hentai.
#31 to #29 - xcoreyx (06/19/2014) [-]
Yeah well it's relevant there.
User avatar #33 to #31 - joehue ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Could be a good way for someone to score some thumbs.
I don't think I've really seen this gif used that often there... Not that I browse the **** section or anything.
#2 to #1 - mikli (06/18/2014) [-]
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#39 - furryflava (06/19/2014) [-]
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#40 to #39 - Garude (06/19/2014) [-]
REMEMBER ME EDDY?
User avatar #21 - IAmManbearpig (06/18/2014) [-]
hey, i have that knife.
thing's a piece of **** .
User avatar #22 to #21 - pacoseago (06/19/2014) [-]
Maybe you don't have the face cutting technique right.
User avatar #23 to #22 - IAmManbearpig (06/19/2014) [-]
i guess i should get to practicing, then.
#44 to #23 - pridefulmatthew (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna go over there....
I'm just gonna go over there....
User avatar #28 - kansasfan (06/19/2014) [-]
We only have a few minutes to harvest the organs!
User avatar #52 to #28 - greyhoundfd (06/19/2014) [-]
Not with that technique. He either just cut through the lung or the heart. If he wants to remove the organs, he needs to cut shallower slices.
User avatar #4 - raiterra (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh god I've been looking for this episode forever! Please tell me someone has sauce?
User avatar #18 to #4 - KIKORBV ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Season 6, Episode 8; "Lisa on Ice"
User avatar #5 to #4 - IamWhoIam (06/18/2014) [-]
Season 5 Episodes 14/15 "Stress Relief".
User avatar #7 to #5 - raiterra (06/18/2014) [-]
Thank you I love you, no homo
#8 to #7 - IamWhoIam (06/18/2014) [-]
Of course sir.
Of course sir.
#9 to #8 - raiterra (06/18/2014) [-]
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#51 - nonanonnon (06/19/2014) [-]
You know, out of context, this is freaking terrifying.
User avatar #35 - poorlyrich (06/19/2014) [-]
this is funny to you now?
you guys have gotten terrible
autists
User avatar #43 to #41 - poorlyrich (06/19/2014) [-]
**poorlyrich tip** y-you too, sir.
i have autism too
User avatar #32 - furryflava (06/19/2014) [-]
what episode is this?
User avatar #34 to #32 - furryflava (06/19/2014) [-]
nvm
#20 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
This was my favourite episode.
The noise he makes when turning around gets me every time.
User avatar #14 - vivere (06/18/2014) [-]
Been watching this on Netflix for the past month, and I've only three episodes left. I don't want it to end
#17 to #14 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
Was upset when it began ending (gif related for this reason.) The ending is left me with a few questions, but still happy.
Was upset when it began ending (gif related for this reason.) The ending is left me with a few questions, but still happy.
User avatar #19 to #14 - carmasterzaib (06/18/2014) [-]
the farewell episode that include the whole cast almost made me cry
#61 to #19 - vivere (06/19/2014) [-]
I watched it now.   
Almost made you cry?   
I got teary eyed, twice
I watched it now.
Almost made you cry?
I got teary eyed, twice
#27 to #14 - anon (06/19/2014) [-]
Andy dies
User avatar #13 - Nine (06/18/2014) [-]
Instructions not clear, tore through his organs, patient died. Flawless Victory.
User avatar #11 - helgheimftw (06/18/2014) [-]
can some get me a gif with him turning with the dolls face on ?
#10 - nurucio (06/18/2014) [-]
Was walking in Rite Aid when I saw this product. Instantly made me think of this episode.
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