Oh god, this reminds me of my sister.

At various times I've been told about my knowledge by her:
>You know everything about computers
>You know how this DVD player of a brand I'd never ******* heard of works Like, Bongie or some **** like that
>You don't know what you're talking about

And her knowledge:
>I know what I'm doing Commonly said AFTER she asked for help and I'm running through basic troubleshooting that she's doing WRONG seriously, "open chrome", "I already have IE open", "No, I asked you to open chrome", "I know what I'm doing" After **** like this I'd say "fine, I'll let you fix it" and walk off and she'd get pissed at me, and usually blame me for the problem


And the most aggrevating bits, when all her REDICULOUSLY IDIOTIC ideas that she often managed to convince my parents off.
>Epicalania, you're using all the internet. Ours is slow because of that. Guys, I'm on a browser, I have no other active connections. You guys usually leave like 50 apps open on your phones and most of them use the internet, and you guys are using the internet on 2 different tvs. .
>The internet is slow, you must have used all of it. Guys, it doesn't work like that
>You have to slow down on all your internet usage, you'll use it all Hey mum, I've been tracking which devices use the most of our data, you'll notice that my sisters phone uses the most, then yours, then the desktop, which we all use.
>Anything to do with "our internet just slowed down" about the time you would expect the bulk of normies to use their computers, because we all go through the same terminal.
>"The internet is slow", "no, I ran a speedtest, it's actually faster than normal", "no, it's slow".
>Anything to do with IE. ***** sake, I'm certain I hate IE more than anyone on FJ. There was so much **** with it and my sister