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User avatar #8 - sugarveins (08/17/2014) [-]
I wish a guy treated me like this.

;_;
#39 to #8 - shovelsandskulls (08/17/2014) [-]
Take the world.
Take the world.
User avatar #29 to #26 - sugarveins (08/17/2014) [-]
That's a nice pin. Do you wear it all the time?
#32 to #29 - floran (08/17/2014) [-]
Not really , haven't had the time for attention whoring in exchange of green pixel without use and the flattery of lonely men and kids on the internet recently
#33 to #32 - sugarveins (08/17/2014) [-]
You could stop being a troll to girls if you're so worried about attention whores.   
   
I'm not playing on lonely men and kids better not try anything since I'm 22 and would beat the 			****		 out of them.   
   
 I've never had a guy do this for me and simply expressed a fantasy that one day a guy would.
You could stop being a troll to girls if you're so worried about attention whores.

I'm not playing on lonely men and kids better not try anything since I'm 22 and would beat the **** out of them.

I've never had a guy do this for me and simply expressed a fantasy that one day a guy would.
User avatar #42 to #26 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/17/2014) [-]
if it was a guy complaining about how sucky his sex life was he'd be top ******* comment.
#48 to #42 - floran (08/17/2014) [-]
oh boy, is like they were some gender differences in social conduct.
because of the expected result
obviously a guy would look funny as long as it doesn't go whinny and pathetic since is a page mainly populated by men, which obviously he wouldn't be fishing for flattery and a better treatment over a gender less user reputation.

User avatar #49 to #48 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/17/2014) [-]
so if you're a girl you can't complain around guys ever? Just seems like a reason to be upset and that you're taking your anger out on girls cause you're single.
User avatar #21 to #8 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female FJ-User, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Schnitzelwagen.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #24 to #21 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
ravioli ravioli gimme the originoli..........ty
#25 to #24 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
love it tho
User avatar #35 to #25 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Here's the original copypasta:

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #36 to #35 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I know the original.

A for effort tho.
User avatar #30 to #21 - sugarveins (08/17/2014) [-]
You better stay out of my kitchen. I'll cut you if you make me burn my strudels.
#14 to #8 - chewythewolftwo (08/17/2014) [-]
I'll give you the world!   
 And by world, I mean penis.   
			****		, I'm smooth.
I'll give you the world!
And by world, I mean penis.
**** , I'm smooth.
#9 to #8 - mrpavelowgrimm (08/17/2014) [-]
Well you're about to be flooded by lonely virgins saying they would give you the world.   
I would give you the world.
Well you're about to be flooded by lonely virgins saying they would give you the world.
I would give you the world.
#13 to #9 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
world meaning dick
User avatar #10 to #9 - sugarveins (08/17/2014) [-]
I demand proof of their pledges.

Cause, **** son, I do this for my guy friends who are lonely virgins and it's like to this day they just treat me like a bro.

I buy fat packs for their birthdays and cook them food and I get a facebook birthday wish a week after mine.

******* beta ass nerds. Y u my fetish?
User avatar #12 to #10 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Come straight out with them/(him). They might be shocked or w/e and maybe give them a day or 2 then i'll be sure they would fuk u right in da pussy.
User avatar #22 to #12 - sugarveins (08/17/2014) [-]
I did to my best friend once. By the time he managed to admit he felt the same way I was already in a relationship.

We still are best friends but I'm sure his grandfather is shipping us together hard even though I'm with another guy. I've been dubbed the special lady friend who is always welcomed for dinner.

Point is, some guys are so ******* beta they get scared at the first sign of interest and take to long.

Even then they don't show it to a point that it's clear for the girl. Girls are stupid and beta as well.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
How long exactly was that.

For you to already get together with a new guy after having feelings for another guy that seems a bit quick. I dunno man.

And if he confessed his feelings for you and you are still the ''best friend''. I'm pretty sure this guy is suffering.
User avatar #27 to #23 - sugarveins (08/17/2014) [-]
Almost a ******* year.

I waited ten months until another guy decided to ask me out. Which is rare for me and caught me off guard. I was single for two years before I confessed my feelings for my friend.

So in all almost three years of subtle flirting, using each other for emotional tear rags (I was the only one who visited him when he tried killing himself besides his brother), and spending entire days together.

He distant himself after I confessed sempai rejected me so I gave up and gave another guy a chance.

We are falling back into our old routine of playing games all day and watching old 80 early 90 movies (currently on the batman from 92) and just being best friends again.

But damn I thought I ruined my only solid friendship.
User avatar #31 to #27 - dalgaard ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
This sounds like a lot of baloni and boxed up feelings.

If he is as big of a beta fag as you say then straight up ******* tell him what you want from your relationship with this guy. No more, no less. It's ******* retarded to box in your feelings.

And if your interests doesnt go well together you shouldnt be with him as much as you really want to, cause that will only create further harm..

Im no expert on this kinda **** , it's just my 2 cents about topics like these.
User avatar #34 to #31 - sugarveins (08/17/2014) [-]
I think it was boxed feelings on both sides and the fact we're both socially retarded.

And I appreciate your two cents on it.
#45 to #10 - berojin (08/17/2014) [-]
Aw shiet, fat packs? Is that MTG I hear?
User avatar #50 to #45 - sugarveins (08/18/2014) [-]
Yup.
#4 - damnthatlego (08/17/2014) [-]
When your crush invites you to their birthday party
When your crush invites you to their birthday party
User avatar #41 to #4 - captainobvios (08/17/2014) [-]
I browse reddit too
#44 to #4 - canhasdrums (08/17/2014) [-]
LOL Hanging with my GF



AMIRITE GUYS SO FANNY XD
#5 to #4 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** are you 12 years old?
User avatar #11 to #5 - runescapewasgood (08/17/2014) [-]
13 now actually
#18 - abject (08/17/2014) [-]
Hello, yes, it is I, snek.
Hello, yes, it is I, snek.
#6 - applescryatnight (08/17/2014) [-]
storytime. a few years ago on my cousin's bachlorette party (she lived in the same house as me, different floor. she moved out when she married) i didnt know people were coming over. so i hear the doorbell, and i go to open the door. about 12 european women who didnt speak english show up with penis shaped balloons. we were both equally confused, i didnt know there was a bachlorette party and they didnt know why a 17 year old neckbeard was there.
#15 - GEARBOY ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#37 to #15 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
plz someone make a edit of this gif with adblock and admin kicking down the door
#43 to #37 - Ethshar (08/17/2014) [-]
Except it doesn't work that way.
User avatar #20 - desmondaltairezio (08/17/2014) [-]
but he already has the pink cotton candy
User avatar #16 - cuntism ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
This is 100 times funnier if you say "I've come for da pooseeee!" in a mariachi style accent
User avatar #19 to #16 - flamingbananas (08/17/2014) [-]
999999999/10 XD
#40 - vikingesnumerouno (08/17/2014) [-]
I read that as "It's gypsy time" for some reason so I thought he was a gypsy selling things the first five times this looped
User avatar #47 - fcukyourcouch (08/17/2014) [-]
he is the juan for her
User avatar #1 - kokanum (08/16/2014) [-]
Gotta sell it
Gotta smile
#51 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
When your gf won't let you do anal.
When your gf won't let you do anal.
#28 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
they guy doesn't give a f***
User avatar #17 - octagon (08/17/2014) [-]
He looks like he has lost his soul...
#7 - zmantheepic (08/17/2014) [-]
ITS TIME....TO COMMENCE THE LOVEMAKING!
User avatar #2 - eatingbiscuits (08/17/2014) [-]
the look in his eyes man
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