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#143 - IrishRovre (01/19/2014) [-]
>Gaston uses antlers in all of his decorating.   
>He routinely shoots down the affections of 3 sexy women   
>He can swallow a dozen eggs with next to no gag reflex   
>He goes after the only girl he can never get   
>He uses severely dated and misogynistic ideas to heighten how masculine and straight he is   
>He wrestles(The song says this) and bites while at it   
>He spits and talks about how good he is at it   
   
I don't think Gaston is all that honest with himself.
>Gaston uses antlers in all of his decorating.
>He routinely shoots down the affections of 3 sexy women
>He can swallow a dozen eggs with next to no gag reflex
>He goes after the only girl he can never get
>He uses severely dated and misogynistic ideas to heighten how masculine and straight he is
>He wrestles(The song says this) and bites while at it
>He spits and talks about how good he is at it

I don't think Gaston is all that honest with himself.
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