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#1 - riffz ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
User avatar #245 to #1 - captchakid (01/08/2016) [-]
That made me laugh harder than anything on here in weeks.
#265 to #245 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
no it didn't,stop overreacting you stupid attention whore
User avatar #266 to #265 - captchakid (01/08/2016) [-]
...But it really did? You don't know me, you don't know my life. And you're anon, that means your opinion is null and void.
User avatar #360 to #1 - alpako (01/09/2016) [-]
click and drag
#130 to #1 - wrinklynewt (01/08/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
#199 to #130 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
that looks ******* nasty as ******* ****
User avatar #246 to #199 - captchakid (01/08/2016) [-]
Honestly it really does. The tongue is so thick its disturbing. Gotta love squids though.
#201 to #130 - lolglolblol (01/08/2016) [-]
alfredo sauce, please
User avatar #206 to #201 - garnetfrog (01/08/2016) [-]
kinda looks like a really creepy gif of splatoon.
User avatar #242 to #206 - lurifax (01/08/2016) [-]
It is, friend
#151 to #130 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Source?
#321 to #1 - vontrollington ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
My dumb-ass was sitting here trying to collect all of them for longer than I care to admit.
#82 to #1 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
You're a clever ****
User avatar #3 to #1 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
did you just make that? that's clever
#68 to #3 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
NO HE RIFFZ WAITING ALMOST 27 YEAR TO USE THIS IMG AND IT FINALY FIT ONE POST ADMIN NEVER I HEAR A QUETSION OF THES
User avatar #79 to #68 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
i must admit, i laughed
User avatar #194 to #79 - kennyh (01/08/2016) [-]
I checked the settings box that enabled you to show up randomly under my bed and in my closet so far this has not happened admn pls fix.
User avatar #120 to #79 - gearhead ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
you must admin...t
im sorry i just worked 12 hrs on 3 hrs sleep... dont ban me
User avatar #75 to #3 - creepydudewatching (01/08/2016) [-]
Y'know admin, if you remove my voteban I can add more thumbs onto this

please bro, I'll suck your dick and even swallow
I'll even let you piss in my sink
User avatar #93 to #75 - newtamalego (01/08/2016) [-]
>implying he needs or wants your permission to piss in your sink
User avatar #99 to #93 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
it's not even fun if i have permission
#117 to #99 - whalehunter (01/08/2016) [-]
Admins GF
#119 to #117 - riffz ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Admins girlfriend would be standing up and peeing.
User avatar #289 to #119 - MoparMan (01/08/2016) [-]
J Jonah Jameson Laugh - Spiderman Instantly spit out my drink upon reading this. Thanks for the best laugh I've had in a week
User avatar #253 to #119 - infurnus (01/08/2016) [-]
Maybe it's taking a **** ?
User avatar #256 to #117 - xxvampirepriestxx (01/08/2016) [-]
Holy **** , I died laughing. I have so many questions about that photo but I doubt I'll even get one answer.
User avatar #124 to #99 - autumnanubis (01/08/2016) [-]
admin treats his girlfriends like his sinks
User avatar #5 to #3 - riffz ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Yea, im a piece of **** .
User avatar #67 to #3 - liamjamse (01/08/2016) [-]
can we have this on our profiles?
User avatar #355 to #3 - sonicsyndicate (01/09/2016) [-]
why is it not raining dicks? we all you you love dicks you filthy hetero
User avatar #181 to #3 - mcmanybucks (01/08/2016) [-]
dude please make more of this kinda stuff, this is ******* neat.
#6 to #3 - BoSvNCR (01/08/2016) [-]
hi
#15 - seenenoughhentai (01/08/2016) [-]
Just came back from jacking off
Opens up funnyjunk
Sees its snowing thumbs all over my dash
fukken magical
#115 to #15 - jii (01/08/2016) [-]
Jacking off is misogynistic. knock it off, pal
#192 to #115 - niblic (01/08/2016) [-]
you mean knock it out right?
#190 to #189 - radiohazard (01/08/2016) [-]
I ran out of bait, help!
#267 to #186 - vladi (01/08/2016) [-]
Are you so pumped full with retarded autism that you can't even see this obvious joke?
#268 to #267 - radiohazard (01/08/2016) [-]
You might not have noticed but I uploaded a literal ******* of bait pics, as in rows of them, and this particular one just happened to be the first.
User avatar #269 to #268 - vladi (01/08/2016) [-]
Doesn't change what I said, dude.
User avatar #271 to #269 - radiohazard (01/08/2016) [-]
When I uploaded the pics that comment was red-thumbed, hence why I decided to take the opportunityto dump my whoole bait folder. Now the comment is green-thumbed and it doesn't work that well anymore.
#274 to #271 - vladi (01/08/2016) [-]
Man, you couldn't even tell by yourself if it was a joke?
User avatar #279 to #274 - radiohazard (01/08/2016) [-]
You're either stupid, willfully obtuse or a troll.
User avatar #282 to #279 - vladi (01/08/2016) [-]
Are you seriously implying jii is a troll? Good old jii? How dare you tarnish his good name.
#170 to #148 - athale ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
is this enough bait for you
0
#220 to #183 - lallram has deleted their comment [-]
#255 to #172 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
This is from fate or campione. I can't remember which one.
User avatar #211 to #148 - aguycalledlee (01/08/2016) [-]
that's not bait, it's an anchor
#152 to #150 - radiohazard (01/08/2016) [-]
Let the Bait dump continue
#185 to #165 - radiohazard (01/08/2016) [-]
I reached the maximum bait per thread, rather proud of myself really
#330 to #165 - fisken (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
You really dont have this one?
#388 to #165 - glthegamemaster ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
this dump was beautiful, thank you
User avatar #209 to #145 - alfonshister (01/08/2016) [-]
why isn't it a fish talking
User avatar #257 to #215 - alfonshister (01/08/2016) [-]
have a greenie.
#263 to #115 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
So, would this be considered... Master Bait?
User avatar #375 to #115 - otisriedel (01/09/2016) [-]
they realize that this comment is sarcastic right?
User avatar #356 to #115 - jamesten (01/09/2016) [-]
but what if it's to gay porn?
you're heteronormative
User avatar #96 to #15 - jesusisagoose (01/08/2016) [-]
coincidence? i think not!
#31 - metacobalion (01/08/2016) [-]
A big one came towards me really fast and I ducked. I feel like a ******* retard.
#8 - kulamia (01/08/2016) [-]
Its like 2 weeks too late for Christmas but yeah, okay cool.
User avatar #12 to #8 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
i know man, snow only exists on christmas

never outside of christmas
#17 to #12 - kulamia (01/08/2016) [-]
>Addy finally replies to a comment
>is a little **** about it
User avatar #18 to #17 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
bro it's not christmas

little ***** only happen on christmas

User avatar #44 to #18 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
Plus I don't always have a mouse, and double tapping and dragging is smoother on a track-pad than right-clicking and selecting "open in a new tab".
User avatar #43 to #18 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
Hey admin, I wanted to say thanks for re-enabling the click-and-drag functionality if links on FJ. Most people may not use it, but I just like being able to do it. Thanks.
User avatar #52 to #43 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
lemme see if anything got changed
User avatar #54 to #52 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
k
User avatar #57 to #54 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
i think you're just dragging the left menu thumbnails, right?
User avatar #59 to #57 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
Huh, it doesn't work on the Top Fontent in 24 Hours thumbnails. Interesting. Oh well.
User avatar #60 to #59 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
hmm

"Tip: Links and images are draggable by default."

maybe I'll disable that then
#61 to #60 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
You bastard! What have you just done?
User avatar #65 to #61 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
i meant disable my thing that disables them
#66 to #65 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
You have taken away all my happiness.
User avatar #69 to #66 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
that would mean they work though
User avatar #292 to #69 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
Ah yes, I see now. It wasn't working right after you said:

hmm
"Tip: Links and images are draggable by default."
maybe I'll disable that then

I thought you had disabled it just then. It's seems to be working now though.
User avatar #280 to #60 - keygen (01/08/2016) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #58 to #57 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
yeah
User avatar #55 to #54 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
i just checked it's still there and disable in FF

//firefox makes it too hard to click a link because of jquery drag and drop
$('body a[href]').on("dragstart", function() {
return false;
});
User avatar #56 to #55 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh. I'm using chrome.
User avatar #176 to #12 - thymarx (01/08/2016) [-]
In Denmark, it always snows a month before and a month after christmas, but never on christmas
User avatar #116 to #12 - goobyman (01/08/2016) [-]
it actually only started snowing here 2 days ago
User avatar #77 - hankhillofthe (01/08/2016) [-]
Holy **** I just realized there's a Z-axis
User avatar #85 to #77 - blueboysixnine (01/08/2016) [-]
I lifted my mouse off the desk and nothing happened
#87 to #85 - hankhillofthe (01/08/2016) [-]
Your mouse came off the desk
User avatar #88 to #87 - blueboysixnine (01/08/2016) [-]
there was no z axis on the thumbs though
User avatar #89 to #88 - hankhillofthe (01/08/2016) [-]
There's a huge z-axis on your mom
User avatar #78 to #77 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
DO NOT TEST MY CODING SKILLZ
User avatar #83 to #78 - hankhillofthe (01/08/2016) [-]
Well you should totally put something to separate the Top 10 on the front page from the rest of the content

I just now realized that that blank space is intentional and not just my browser loading the page weird
User avatar #90 to #83 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
it's not intentional, you're using adblock

User avatar #92 to #90 - hankhillofthe (01/08/2016) [-]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #168 to #92 - Cookiez ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Straight up caught comp next
#113 to #90 - greeneyedgamer (01/08/2016) [-]
I want to support the site by viewing ads but none show up.
User avatar #128 to #113 - admin [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
sometimes i get no paid ads for certain areas
User avatar #126 to #113 - alfonshister (01/08/2016) [-]
are you browsing incognito?
User avatar #196 to #126 - greeneyedgamer (01/08/2016) [-]
Nope, I guess it's because I'm in Sweden.
#23 - ironstorm (01/08/2016) [-]
Yea. I was wondering why Funnyjunk had so much thumb shaped nuclear fallout all of a sudden.
User avatar #27 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
hey neat the mouse moves it
#86 - overon (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
admin is a thumb whore
#38 - DrollHumor ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
Finally, my desert home sees some snow!
User avatar #195 - wizardspoon (01/08/2016) [-]
Make this a feature in any content gets +2000 thumbs or something
#98 - dragontamers ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Huh, they move when I move my cursor.
#252 - volcanicdiarrhea ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Whip the mouse back and forth across the falling thumbs
#244 - yiffcario ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
This is the best Tongue-Out picture I had
#270 to #244 - totallytito ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
hey you caught one
User avatar #272 to #270 - yiffcario ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Aww yiss.
#213 - fingercramp (01/08/2016) [-]
Quick! Try to catch one on your tongue!
#218 to #213 - mastercolossus (01/08/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
**mastercolossus used "*roll picture*"**
**mastercolossus rolled image**i put about ten in jensens mouth.
User avatar #24 - rjgnal (01/08/2016) [-]
legends say joshlol's bottomless asshole is gaping underneath your browser, eating up every single thumb that falls down
#247 - pyrain (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
and with a snap of his fingers,
Admin made it snow thumbs.
All hail our glorious leader.
User avatar #122 - Hiago (01/08/2016) [-]
Looks like fallout from the H-Bomb.
#261 - ladyrazor (01/08/2016) [-]
**ladyrazor used "*roll picture*"**
**ladyrazor rolled image** now make it rain red thumbs on the bad **** ...they gotta be flaming.
User avatar #262 to #261 - filipasalucard (01/08/2016) [-]
do this do this!!!!
User avatar #373 - Byte ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
this needs to happen to every content that reaches #1
User avatar #379 to #373 - QuestionMarks (01/09/2016) [-]
or at least once someone hits a certain thumb count
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