Just sat down for first lesson of new semester, get new physics teacher wearing a robe and wizards hat sporting a legendary beard down to around his ******* .
He faces the board as everyone takes their seats like wtf is goin on.
Sit for a while in silence before he slowly turns around and shouts,
'THIS IS PHYSICS NOT LORD OF THE RINGS!'
Everyone is stunned but giggling etc then the room goes silent before he speaks again,
'If you signed up for this class expecting an epic journey of magic and fairytales you will be severely disappointed and should leave the course immediately! You're going to have to work hard and pay attention because if you're mind goes wondering off into a land of Wizards, Trolls and Orc's, when It comes to the final exam YOU SHALL NOT PASS!'
...Did that just f#$king happen?!