It's easy when you're made of wood
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catkyte (07/27/2015) [-] all jokes aside 16 inches would literally be impossible for any human female.
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masdercheef (07/27/2015) [-] Eh, technically no. I've seen a woman put a 17 inch long toy in her ass - you could actually see it bulging out in her abdomen. That being said, it was flexible, and inserted anally. A 16-inch long penis, or piece of wood for that matter, would not work.
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thenoobkaboom ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-] i think you mean WOOD not work ;) sorry, not sorry for the bad pun
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masdercheef (07/27/2015) [-] Here mate. **** link, of course.
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There's also one where a woman's fisted literally elbow deep. That takes "abdominal bulge" to a ridiculous new level.
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There's also one where a woman's fisted literally elbow deep. That takes "abdominal bulge" to a ridiculous new level.
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jackiemakospiecer (07/27/2015) [-] the guy who's ******* her with it does not seem very interested
and he's got gloves on too
and he's got gloves on too
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masdercheef (07/27/2015) [-] meant to add on to that last sentence, it wouldn't work no matter where you put it. That thing's only going in a few inches or there's gonna be some serious injuries.
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solidderking (07/27/2015) [-] didnt read it, but i think i know what is in there
i meant to literally push your dick so deep into her, that you rip a hole into her.basicly sticking your dick into a wound inside her vagina. now that i`ve said it it sounds even more ****** up than i thought
i meant to literally push your dick so deep into her, that you rip a hole into her.basicly sticking your dick into a wound inside her vagina. now that i`ve said it it sounds even more ****** up than i thought
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solidderking (07/27/2015) [-] that basicly describes the stuff i dream when i have a bad night my comment was based on a nightmare i had today
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boomerpyro (07/27/2015) [-] did he trade the positioning of his nose and penis? because i think that "ooooh" was something hitting her leg
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xtwinblade (07/27/2015) [-] What happens when pinochio lies? his nose grows.
and what didnt happen? his nose didnt grow, he's not lying. It is 16.5 inches
and what didnt happen? his nose didnt grow, he's not lying. It is 16.5 inches
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boomerpyro (07/28/2015) [-] what i'm implying is that the thing in the middle of his face was his dick, and his "nose" did grow
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endospore (07/27/2015) [-]
>Uses comma instead of decimal
>Uses inches
Something's not adding up here. Is the artist from Liberia or Myanmar?
>Uses inches
Something's not adding up here. Is the artist from Liberia or Myanmar?
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privileges (07/27/2015) [-] **privileges used "*roll picture*"**
**privileges rolled image**Friendly reminder that gepetto probably handsculpted a 16.5 inch long penis for his son
**privileges rolled image**Friendly reminder that gepetto probably handsculpted a 16.5 inch long penis for his son
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zestyfox ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-] **zestyfox used "*roll 1, 1-40*"**
**zestyfox rolls 01** The size of my dick in centimeters
**zestyfox rolls 01** The size of my dick in centimeters
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anon (07/27/2015) [-] All women loves a dick so long and wide that their skin begins to tear and bleed
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TheHutchie (07/27/2015) [-] It'll be just like getting ****** with a broom. Enjoy your splinters, ************ .
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qnamanmanga ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-] If it is polished and without splinters, and it's huge, and fat. Does that make matter? Girls uses plastic dildos. Why not wooden?
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brothergrimm ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-] I actually crafted a polished wooden dildo once for a lesbian couple i knew and gave it to them for christmas as a joke.... apparently it became their favorite. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry
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TheHutchie (07/27/2015) [-] No, that would not make matter. In fact, scientists generally regard it as technologically impossible by current standards to create matter.
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qnamanmanga ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-] Actually there exist technique called "pair creation". You can create pair of particles. Just only by energy of photons. Scientists actually did it years ago.
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TheHutchie (07/27/2015) [-] Actual intelligence > smartass intelligence
By which I mean, "well done, you have bested me, sir."
By which I mean, "well done, you have bested me, sir."
