I actually crafted a polished wooden dildo once for a - Comment #72 added by brothergrimm at It's easy when you're made of wood

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#54 - TheHutchie (07/27/2015) [-]

It'll be just like getting ****** with a broom. Enjoy your splinters, ************ .

#58 to #54 - qnamanmanga ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]

If it is polished and without splinters, and it's huge, and fat. Does that make matter? Girls uses plastic dildos. Why not wooden?

#72 to #58 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]

I actually crafted a polished wooden dildo once for a lesbian couple i knew and gave it to them for christmas as a joke.... apparently it became their favorite. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry

#60 to #58 - TheHutchie (07/27/2015) [-]

No, that would not make matter. In fact, scientists generally regard it as technologically impossible by current standards to create matter.

#64 to #60 - qnamanmanga ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]

Actually there exist technique called "pair creation". You can create pair of particles. Just only by energy of photons. Scientists actually did it years ago.