Put it in their pooper.

... You're forgetting that they have more holes than that..

Eh, technically no. I've seen a woman put a 17 inch long toy in her ass - you could actually see it bulging out in her abdomen. That being said, it was flexible, and inserted anally. A 16-inch long penis, or piece of wood for that matter, would not work.

I watched a video of the largest dildo ever inserted into a woman once.

aaaaaand found it.
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Link is **** in case you decided not to read the rest of the comment for some reason.

I've seen a man do that to, and the damn thing was like 3 inches wide, maybe more closer to it's base. I really wish I'd skipped that particular video. The people on here keep uploading weird **** .

i think you mean WOOD not work ;) sorry, not sorry for the bad pun

Shut up, Barbara.

imma need this for science

Here mate. **** link, of course.
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There's also one where a woman's fisted literally elbow deep. That takes "abdominal bulge" to a ridiculous new level.

the guy who's ******* her with it does not seem very interested
and he's got gloves on too

holy ****

ty mr science

meant to add on to that last sentence, it wouldn't work no matter where you put it. That thing's only going in a few inches or there's gonna be some serious injuries.

not impossible, just very painfull

goaskalice.columbia.edu/how-deep-average-vagina-and-does-it-elongate-when-somethings-it

didnt read it, but i think i know what is in there
i meant to literally push your dick so deep into her, that you rip a hole into her.basicly sticking your dick into a wound inside her vagina. now that i`ve said it it sounds even more ****** up than i thought