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It's alright, I speak Irish.

Atilt
I was in , I 'd done a gig and!
was outside having a smoke, a
couple of friends around and this
drunk Irish dude, short, walks right
passed as, freezes and walks right
up to me and says...
JEEZ YOU' RE A BIG,
CUNT!
And my friends started getting piss y
titre "Hey hey hatr'' f) int like...
No, no, relax. it' s alright.
I speak Irish.
What he is trying to say is that
interesting person, l 3 - '."
maybe we could be friends'
So, maid "How you tiwtin'
you drunk paddy bastard?"
And he went...
...
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User avatar #173 - personone (10/06/2013) [+] (2 children)
stickied by kingxddd
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User avatar #7 - mehten (10/06/2013) [+] (17 replies)
**mehten rolled user attextvi **

How you doin' you drunk paddy bastard?
User avatar #8 to #7 - attextvi (10/06/2013) [-]
How did you know I was drinking?
#27 - nighthawxx (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
saved
#2 - timerce (10/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
who is this comedian? ive seen a couple posts of his recently and would love to check him out if you know what i mean wink wink nudge nudge ok not really but i figured i would make the joke before someone else did so i win
#3 to #2 - ikilledbambismum (10/05/2013) [-]
Reginald D Hunter my good sir or madam
User avatar #28 - euphoricdorian ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
That moment when im Irish and went to the doctors only to find I have to much blood in my alcohol system.
#29 - TheFixer (10/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #9 - sirhyden (10/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I can gaurentee the Irish youth said "Jasus, youre a big maen lookin cunt!" That's how me or anyone I'd know would say it....
User avatar #47 - supamonkey (10/06/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Reginald D Hunter is best black comedian, followed by:
Dave Chappelle,
Eddie Murphy,
Stephen K Amos,
Chris Rock.
#54 to #47 - josieabby (10/06/2013) [-]
I really like Kevin Hart.  And if you go way back...Richard Pryor.  (His older stuff is the best.)
I really like Kevin Hart. And if you go way back...Richard Pryor. (His older stuff is the best.)
#62 - josieabby (10/06/2013) [-]
What I thought of when I read "Hey Hey Hey."
What I thought of when I read "Hey Hey Hey."
User avatar #69 - Loppytaffy (10/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Does he know that Ireland does actually have a language? Same as Scotland and Wales?
He coudl have said "jeez tá tú mór, cunt chiallaíonn lorg"
User avatar #72 to #71 - Loppytaffy (10/06/2013) [-]
A cunt is a cunt no matter where he is in the world.
User avatar #22 - allamericandude ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The best part: "Now he's my manager."
#30 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
See that, black community? I call you 						*******					 because I care...or...something similar, yeah...
See that, black community? I call you ******* because I care...or...something similar, yeah...
#63 - stadic ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
I've had this saved for awhile
I've had this saved for awhile
User avatar #118 - itotallylold (10/06/2013) [-]
This joke ends with "and now he's my manager"
User avatar #34 - jokerjack (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm studying abroad in Ireland next semester. i may find use of this
User avatar #32 - Dwarf (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #4436748 posted by MrMysteriousMagic at Click an item and pick it up ** :
KXVO "Pumpkin Dance" I can proudly say that one of my hometown's tv stations is responsible for this
they might play it again sometime soon within the next week... since halloween
What the Irishman's comment really meant.
#105 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
BACON AND NUTELLA ARE OVERRATED. I LIKED MAN OF STEEL. I HATE AVATAR. MY LITTLE PONY IS THE MOST HIDEOUS CANCER ON THE INTERNET. I HAVEN'T LAUGHED AT FUNNYJUNK IN A RIDICULOUSLY LONG TIME. 2010 FUNNYJUNK > 2013 FUNNYJUNK. OCARINA OF TIME IS NOT THE BEST GAME EVER. ANCHORMAN 2 IS PROBABLY GOING TO SUCK, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH IT ANYWAY. THE HALF-LIFE GAMES REALLY AREN'T THAT GREAT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. POKÉMON'S 5TH GENERATION REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD. TUMBLR IS FOR TEENAGE "DEPRESSED" GIRLS, WHO CRAVE ATTENTION LIKE ZOMBIES DROOL OVER HUMAN FLESH. THE 90'S WEREN'T THAT GOOD. DBZ IS NOT THAT BAD. THE SIMPSONS HAVEN'T BEEN FUNNY IN WELL OVER A DECADE. SOUTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA. I BET MOST FUNNYJUNKERS WON'T KNOW WHO THE DESIGNER WAS. ROCK IS DEAD. SMOSH AREN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. GTA 5 ISN'T THAT GOOD.
User avatar #112 to #105 - istoleyoursoxs (10/06/2013) [-]
Before you laugh in victory because someone ACTUALLY replied to your cry for attention as a troll. Think about how many people looked at your comment and thought, " **** it" and moved on with their lives not thinking about you ever again. I just wanted to remind you that.
User avatar #97 - graydiggy (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Reginald D Hunter Live (Full)
#73 - negerboll **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
**negerboll rolls 82**

Dubs and I delete account.
User avatar #14 - MaverickZero (10/06/2013) [-]
You're getting a thumb for Reg, you beautiful drunk paddy bastard.
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