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#52 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [+] (42 replies)
Things I've done
1. Not change underwear, cause period (it's all dark brown and covered in blood stains and smells like the inside of a hooker's asshole.)
2. Only shower when hair is visibly greasy.
3. Left a bloodsoaked pair of undies in a wastebin in the laundry room, forgot about it, come back a month later, the blood got all white and molded.
4. Fantasize about horse cock. **** you, I've done worse.
5. I forgot to wash my hands after changing my tampon and now my sandwich tastes like the inside of a hooker's asshole.
6. I sleep in my clothes
Oh, but **** . In grade eight I was a foul piece of **** . I didn't wear underwear at all and got skid marks on the inside of my jeans, didn't wash my jeans cause I was too ******* lazy, and used pads, they smelled like **** and I'd only change them once a day. **** , I'd wake up with a bloody saggy sack of uterus flesh inside my pants, cause it was the same pad from last night and the morning before.
Anyway yeah
#10 - medianoche (03/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#43 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
100% positive no one has ever had a sexual fanasy about me, sorry!
User avatar #48 to #43 - slapchoppin (03/14/2014) [-]
i just did to prove you wrong bitch

go **** yourself
#15 - toggme (03/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
male pride
male pride
#7 - jakatackka ONLINE (03/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Wow, 19/20 - the only thing I don't do is sneeze in the shower. Almost half of these are things women do too.
#8 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I do all of the non-penis-specific ones...
I do all of the non-penis-specific ones...
#16 to #8 - toggme (03/13/2014) [-]
The nod is male only woman
The nod is male only woman
#180 - camzore (03/14/2014) [-]
No woman can ever comprehend the power and significance behind the nod...
No woman can ever comprehend the power and significance behind the nod...
#92 - mattdoggy (03/14/2014) [-]
In case any women were wondering
In case any women were wondering
#99 - azraelthemage (03/14/2014) [-]
NOW THEY KNOW ASSHOLE!1!!!
NOW THEY KNOW ASSHOLE!1!!!
#70 - enochian (03/14/2014) [-]
Yep, I've done everything on that list.
Yep, I've done everything on that list.
User avatar #190 - muffintime (03/14/2014) [-]
**** now that you mentioned "the nod" I just realized I do that to so many people that I pass at school... Like there's this one asian kid that I pass everyday at 8:05 when we get on the bus and we always give each other the nod... I don't know his name and I never talked to him before, but I feel like if I ever got in a fight he would have my back... Same thing goes for him..
User avatar #47 - TrashX (03/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Besides the penis related ones these are things that everybody does... not just men.
#139 - divinecreator (03/14/2014) [-]
I've done every single one of them
I've done every single one of them
User avatar #104 - kschmidty (03/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What is Beast Mode?
#111 to #104 - zaizer ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
That moment when you want to walk upstairs fast and instead of simply walking faster, you jump with both legs one at a time, stomping each step, bending you back slightly forward though keep looking up, do an anger/effort face and in the last step, jump and land in both feet, doing a super stomp and do a victory growl pose. (All these while looking like a werewolf).

TL;DR Running up the stairs feeling like
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User avatar #5 - stultum (03/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
2, 3, 10, 11, 14, 15, 17, 18 are done by women too. This one, anyway.
User avatar #170 - PenguinsOfMars (03/14/2014) [-]
I never understood the nod thing or why i do it. Its like you see a friend and you're like i acknowledge your existence but have nothing additional to communicate warranting additional motion.
#162 - stevencolbert (03/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I give The Nod on a daily basis, it's how I communicate a greeting without talking.

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User avatar #169 to #168 - stevencolbert (03/14/2014) [-]
I'd like to explain it, but I just can't find the words to do it, it's just the perfect gesture
#262 - mysticana (03/14/2014) [-]
20 Things that Women do that Men probably don't know about:   
   
 Apart from the dick ones, all of them. Boobs make your water containment unit much better.
20 Things that Women do that Men probably don't know about:

Apart from the dick ones, all of them. Boobs make your water containment unit much better.

User avatar #67 - thebacondroid (03/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
All except 8 and 10
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