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#7 - mymommasallama (07/21/2015) [-]
i would kill my parents, give my left and half of my right nut, and 			****		 in my grandfathers mouth for this power
i would kill my parents, give my left and half of my right nut, and **** in my grandfathers mouth for this power
User avatar #8 to #7 - butterduck (07/21/2015) [-]
I'd **** in my grandpas mouth, but just for fun
#14 to #8 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** Prune up and post results. Bitch
#9 to #7 - fazbear (07/21/2015) [-]
Am I seeing this right.
Is that a ******* Code Monkey's gif.
#10 to #9 - mymommasallama (07/21/2015) [-]
you bet your gosh-darned rear-end it is
you bet your gosh-darned rear-end it is
#11 to #10 - fazbear (07/21/2015) [-]
******* righteous!
User avatar #1 - stimtheone (07/20/2015) [-]
First clock indicates 6:00 AM, second indicates 5:00 AM.

***** slept until the next day.
#2 to #1 - teroch (07/20/2015) [-]
He made time go back an hour so he could stay in bed longer
#12 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
I wish I was immortal.

that's it. You can achieve ANYTHING else.
Though I imagine I'd regret my wish after 10 billion years when Earth has exploded and I float though Space lonely.
User avatar #13 to #12 - icameheretotroll ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
except as society progresses governments start realizing you're immortal and will eventually begin experimenting on you
User avatar #15 to #13 - Gandalfthewhite (07/21/2015) [-]
Secret immortality then, somehow. Like how vampires in nearly anything vampire related somehow manage to last through the centuries without anyone noticing
User avatar #16 to #15 - icameheretotroll ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
I would prefer to be reborn as a new child every time I die with all the memories of all my lives

It would give more fun to life since I'd still be afraid of dying but it wont have a permanent consequence

I'd also have advantages in every life since I'd be a genius as a child and as an adult
User avatar #17 to #16 - Gandalfthewhite (07/21/2015) [-]
yeah but then you'd compare your new parents to your old ones, you may be reborn ugly and stuff and just imagine going through the first 17 years of your life over and over. Being attracted to woman 20 years older than yourself and there's nothing you can do about it for decades
User avatar #18 to #17 - icameheretotroll ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
1) No you'd normally go through puberty, you won't be sexually active until the teens.
2) Well parents will eventually become a normal thing and you won't be as emotionally attached to them as you were to your first few
3) Well if you receive immortality in this life and you're ugly you're screwed forever so at least you get to experience life in every way, being ugly, short, tall, handsome, rich, etc.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Gandalfthewhite (07/21/2015) [-]
I had this issue when i was younger before puberty where i wasn't attracted to people my age because i was aware that they were kids so instead i had the hots for celebrities and the od attractive teacher. I always preferred the idea that you just chose when you want to start aging/when you want to die.
User avatar #20 to #12 - evilanakie (07/21/2015) [-]
earth explodes
travels to distant new world
get worshiped as god
alien blowjobs
**** it
User avatar #4 - doctorhealsgood (07/20/2015) [-]
Wow if he can reverse time to get more time to sleep that means he can **** around all day long? best wish ever
User avatar #5 to #4 - pokemonstheshiz (07/21/2015) [-]
his power only works in bed
User avatar #6 to #5 - madvulcan ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
As aforementioned, best wish ever.
User avatar #3 - dunkleosteus (07/20/2015) [-]
Alternative:

girl: "Lets do it on the floor today"

him: ".. **** "
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