It feels so good. Maybe for like a month. PREGNANT m FIRST so we can new if an nun I can FINISH raer' atar. m: l. i read it 4 times still sounds potato
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It feels so good

Maybe for like a month

so we can new if
an nun I can FINISH
raer' atar. m: l
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User avatar #15 - NizzleBuckie (10/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
but... if she gets prego you can still have unprotected sex? whaaat?
User avatar #21 to #15 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/29/2013) [-]
op has a solid 3 months of nice non fetus *******
#32 - kaboomz (10/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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i read it 4 times
still sounds potato
#53 - zappasc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
#61 to #53 - wacemindu (10/29/2013) [-]
No... let her take some control...

some Birth control
#38 - Johneyson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Grab some pills!!
Grab some pills!!
User avatar #33 - lillelise (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pills here!
User avatar #58 - xxnovey (10/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I don't take birth control, only because it's expensive without any form of health insurance/ the last time I took it, I became overly hormonal and just not a pleasant person to myself/ other people. If my boyfriend and I do have unprotected sex, it's either during my period, or just a few days afterwards. So maybe try that out?
#63 to #58 - eddymolly (10/29/2013) [-]
haha, free birth control for life!
#84 - slimeywaffles has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#87 to #84 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
that has nothing to do with this post as he mentions a 'wife'.
#125 - worried (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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>be on vacation with asian best friend to dominican republic
>decide to go to beach town called sosua on northern coast
>ridiculously beautiful women walking around everywhere
>2 8/10 girls came up to us and started flirting
>played pool, had a few drinks, night went on
>decided to get some pot and booze and move to party to my room
>gave the girl $20 and she came back with half a shopping bag filled with fukkin stalks (looks like she just took a machete to a ghanja plant) waaayyy too much for just 2 weeks
>asian best friend getting head in the living room while i was outside smoking on the terrace with other chick
>kept feeding other chick shots of gold label
>other chick said stop, any more liquor and im shes gonna jump me
>fukkin made her deep throat the bottle
>fast forward 5 minutes later
>other chick on top of me
>insists on having the lights off
>didnt care, getting laid
>i pull off her shirt
>felt her stomach for a split second **** was madd tight
>she grabbed my hands and put them on bedpost
>started riding me like theres no ******* tomorrow
>hips rotating like a ******* belly dancer riding a crazy bronco during an earthquake
>turned her around and finished a bucket-load on her stomach
>turned on the lights.... bitch was 14-16 weeks pregnant
>mfw i was part of a 3-some and was not aware
>mfw no regrets where given
#129 - ellrotts (10/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If ur wife wasnt a bitch she would be on the pill and have u finish inside her all the time.
User avatar #136 to #129 - rhodesgirl (10/29/2013) [-]
And maybe you could actually get a girlfriend if you weren't such a pretentious little cunt.
User avatar #81 - sasquatchjc (10/29/2013) [-]
Well, it's proven that having sex while the woman is pregnant is actually good for the baby. When the mother feels good, the baby feels good. So **** away, old bean!
User avatar #30 - guffspeak ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]

#86 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Oh for ****** sake OP.

Get her pregnant. Preggers women get super horny. The first time my wife was pregnant we had sex like 3 times a day up until a couple weeks before the baby was born. I'm sure there were times we ****** 7 or more times a day.
User avatar #98 to #95 - Sataria (10/29/2013) [-]
it doesn't work that way
#68 - Monkeysuit **User deleted account** (10/29/2013) [-]
yes i know the point has been beaten to death already
dont judge me, i couldnt find a gif
#85 - fuckyosixtyminutes (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #92 to #85 - EnergizierAnon (10/29/2013) [-]
secret vasectomy.
#25 - freenarative (10/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If you want to come inside a woman just remember,,,, we have but holes ;)
#36 to #25 - xchocolatethunderx (10/29/2013) [-]
Girls like getting man milk in their butt holes?
User avatar #65 - bobsagget (10/29/2013) [-]
my girlfriends on the patch. It's like an all you can squirt buffet.
User avatar #57 - lorkhan (10/29/2013) [-]
Well, a sock can't get pregnant so no worries then.
#73 - wwwwwxwwwww (10/29/2013) [-]
so many uneducated in the same hurts so much....
User avatar #77 - unncommon (10/29/2013) [-]
Cumming inside of a girl is literally the best and most satisfying experience you'll ever feel.
Followed by three weeks of panic and arguing.
User avatar #47 - FightClub (10/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
it's called birth control dumbass, or get another type of protection that would be implanted into her uterus to offer a very effective protection percentage for a predetermined amount of time

and pull out too you ******* pussy, it's not that hard
User avatar #72 to #51 - zytherman ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
"the first time we try"
TRY FOR A KID genius.
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