It ain't have to be like this

Shakespear can suck it; that's a romantic tragedy.

MFW I clicked on it.

The darwin awards.

you are correct

i'm not sure i get what you're trying to say

She probably wasn't interested in them because of the mopeds

now THAT's fked up...
RIP in pieces those dear sirs!

As tragic that is, I still laughed for some reason.

There were never such a news/story in taiwan you dumbshit, if there is every taiwanese would know thanks to our news channel that broadcasts every stupid shit happening on the island. Also owning a car in taiwan's pretty inconvenience unless you own/rented parking space in your home/work since there arn't much space for public parking, those parking slots are no doubt expensive.

you seem a little upset

They were mopeds, not cars.

Oh i don't know...But maybe you missed watching the news one day?

As an Asian I must inform you of how fucking behind your statement is. That mindset of being disowned = outcast may have been the case like a few hundred years ago. Being disowned would mean you had a pretty shit relationship with your parents of them to go to such extremes but in no way would that cause anyone to harass or reject you. The biggest impact on the life of a Chinese being disowned is the withdrawal of financial support, that's it. No one will fucking know, or care, what your relationship with your parents are if you don't go around posting it on social networks.

In this case, the couples met in ChongQing, a major city in China and very fucking modern, so any claims of non-urbanized bullshit is invalid. They were in their twenties, met for a year and wished to get married but the family on the dude's side couldn't afford the amount of "wedding gift money" that the girl's family was demanding, therefore not agreeing to the marriage.

As you can see now, this is just another case of naive couple meets family financial disagreement; being lovestruck and naive, they can't bear with it and decided to take their lives, sounds kinda like what you see in middleschool right? That's because it's exactly what it is. If something happens, you're guaranteed it will happen somewhere else on Earth, because the Chinese is a bit more conservative, it just happens later in life.

As a white guy who goes out with a korean in the most free country in the world (NZ FUK YEA) I can agree with anonymous asian parents can be fukn NATO as

If they were as strict as everyone thinks would you be able to go out with her in the first place? Doesn't sound very likely. There are strict, over protective western parents, as well as Asian parents who are very open minded, race and culture doesn't always have to do with it.

Ony cause I have an honours degree. They made her older sister break up with her bf and they live overseas... still ridiculous

Well they're obviously the strict parents, but that still doesn't disprove my point, right?

Dayum, you would have thought the first idea to come to mind was to emigrate if its that bad. At least its toning down then.

Shiiit anon-guy, when'd you become so deep.

Read his mind, he might have just had a hard time putting it into words.

Yea but they could've just came to America where they wouldn't be harassed

Can't tell is Anon is agreeing / disagreeing / expounding.

But, regardless of that explanation (which anyone with a little bit of cultural exposure already knows), I will get back to the point of this thread:

As OP said: "Thats [still] fucking pathetic..."

...And if that's "due to their tradition"... Then It's a Pathetic Tradition!

Considering Muslim girls don't get to choose let alone meet their husbands until their wedding day... It's crazy how different cultures are. Like here in NA, we do whatever we want as long as its within legal limits (break the law, keep it quiet).

Asians are fucking stupid.

you can go fuck yourself, and if you dont have money to do so email me and ill send you some cash, to go fuck yourself

Is it possible to be on Funnyjunk without seeing boobs?

whats this from?

nvm, i think it is from billy madison

I think its from billy Madison

Billy Madison

That's here in Holland, it's called "Het graf met de handjes", The grave with the hands well, who would have thought A protestant colonel and a catholic Ladyship

It's very beautiful

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Are you trying to tell me here, that she was a Lady AND a ship?

"How do you do this fine evening, Mr. Gravestone?"
"Quite well, actually, Mr. Tombstone."

I'm not sure of the point of this but good job...

NO. FUCKING NO FUCK THIS.
Seriously, I love the comments on this site and all of the varying opinions and insights that smartly compliment the content.
Then this shit happens and it gets thumbed up like no tomorrow for no fucking reason other than random code generation and it's total bullshit. It adds nothing to the content, it has nothing to do with anything and it is bullshit. It's the one thing in the comments that pisses me off more than anything.

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Well, ya know, it's true....

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minus this?

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You already did this shit once, samefag master

Fuck it you tried, ill give you some sympathy thumb for that

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this kind of engrish always get ya thumbs

That shit never works for me I rarely get invaded while equipping it. Do I have to be a sinner/wretch for it to work or something?

NG+ is the best for invading/invasions but the red string really does help.
On a second note, although FROM make it easier for player to connect, they fucked up the covenants again, so hopefully, they are in the process of fixing the two most anticipated ones. Covenant of Blood and Way of the Blue.

You should read it as "The lovers took their own lives".

That is what i thought... but you never know with those strange asians

Yes, you are.

You're an idiot

im sorry for trying to figure out what was going on. Because without "own" the sentence means something completely different.

Only to an idiot or an asperger who can't look beyond minute details

It's pretty fucking easy to figure out what the sentence meant .

I must say, you show alot of passion for a "minute details".
Maybe I am right and they only found two bodies. But two whole families are still in that water, but on the bottom of the river. ^^

Except that you're not.

Red thread/twine in Chinese tradition symbolizes soul mates bound together by fate, and also, the families are alive and attended both person's funerals.

How do you even know that the families are alive AND attended the funerals?
that is something you grabbed out the the blue.
But dont worry. no one will even know. ;)
And even though you are a 'creepo', I will still love 'yo'. <3

Googled the story.

You'd still love I? Tu=you, yo=I.

You really didnt get the little rhyme?
"Creepo" and "yo"
Why where you even thinking i would throw in a Spanish word?
i can hardly speak it.

Did you really google it? Did this little story touch you so much, you wanted to know more about it?

Nah I just wanted to prove you're an idiot.

The rhyme was weird, you're a weird guy. I figured you were pulling some sort of spanish joke

wait wait wait.
you didn't look it up? so you didn't have any prove... meaning that you didn't prove anything.
And yes! I am a remarkable guy. I like it
But at least im not a creepo. :p

I did look it up. I never said I didn't. Google is fast, you nimrod. Takes five minutes tops.

I love being a creepo.

nick fury disagrees with their choice of message

In Asian cultures, it's expected that you take care of your family. Kids from 'Good' families are often given a leg-up. People want to be associated with good families, so they do favours for these 'good' families, ensuring the future success of their children. This is made possible for the kids because of the great achievements of their ancestors and siblings. So they are expected to return the favour. Otherwise, they are selfish and scorning the priveliges of their upbringing.

So in an Asian society, a suicide like this would actually achieve something. These two decided that their marriage was more precious than their family honour. But in the society they grew up in, that would never be acceptable. So they killed themselves.

Consider this:
You're taught that family is everything.
You meet someone that you actually consider more important than your family.
But you have to make a decision = leave your family and live with the guilt of dishonouring them. Or leave this person and live without them forever.
I think I'd drown myself, too. I couldn't live with the guilt. And I have no self-control. I could never deny myself something I wanted.

It was their decision to kill themselves to spite their parents, and the consequences they have to face from doing so, if there are consequences to be faced, are theirs to face, not yours. What is it, do you have a kid who you think is going to kill themselves?

>parents don't control their kids no more
>couple were in their twenties
>met for a year
>decide to get married
>no financial support from family
>can't deal with it
>let's go for a swim
>gg no re

further explanation > funnyjunk.com/It+ain+t+have+to+be+like+this/funny-pictures/5120361/109#109

I get it but they could have thought it through more. Such as running away and pretending they had died. That way the family gets the point and the couple gets to live. But, I imagine this couple is no more intelligent then the dumb couples today.

this could be us but you livin

Kill la Kill makes so much more sense now....

+10 of them

Every one of his stories has, no matter how minor, a lover couple that can't be together

Guy was either gay or blueballed for most of his life

No shit, Shakespeare.

This looks like it's from killbook of a bounty hunter.

fuck you bitch.

You tell em'!

Oh. I wasn't aware of that.

Still fucking stupid though.

>their culture is just different
>In Canada, they grow popsicle trees and their currency is hugs
>because their culture is different

just because their culture is different doesn't mean it isn't bullshit

Try having a gay marriage in Iran and say that shit after.

Then the Culture is Pathetic.

Way to miss the point, anon.

our culture is pathetic and stupid in so many ways, you just don't realize it because you live here

What the fuck, man - we're discussing CHINA right now.

What makes you think i don't have Plenty of criticisms of U.S. culture too?!

God, you people and your half-thought.

Wow that joke was so far from the moral high ground it's mining coal.

it must be welsh then