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It ain't have to be like this. . Two undies were found ' the Yangtze River, china with their hands entwined together ' red twine. The did not agree with the mar

Two undies were found ' the Yangtze River, china with their
hands entwined together ' red twine. The did not
agree with the marriage, some lovers took: their lives.
Cdr. " gotten an together on the other we of
town goddamn it ain' t have to he :_

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#24 - hektoroftroy#334 on commentsRank#334

Reply+346

(04/30/2014)[-]

In taiwan there were two guys who went to the same college and both wanted the favor of the same lady.
So obviously like real men they decided to settle the dispute by playing chicken on their mopeds. They would start at opposite ends of a straight road and drive toward each other and the first person to turn away lost, and the other guy would get the girl.
Neither of them turned and they crashed head-on into each other at 80km/h. Neither were wearing helmets and both died.
When police interviewed the girl she said she hadn't been interested in either of them.

#25 to #24 - beasert#483 on commentsRank#483

Reply+147

(04/30/2014)[-]

Shakespear can suck it; that's a romantic tragedy.

#89 to #24 - Javapenguin

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(05/01/2014)[-]

#194 to #89 - ciacheczko

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(05/01/2014)[-]

MFW I clicked on it.

#117 to #24 - frankfenyes

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(05/01/2014)[-]

The darwin awards.

#118 to #117 - hektoroftroy#334 on commentsRank#334

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(05/01/2014)[-]

you are correct

#101 to #24 - legitimately

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(05/01/2014)[-]

She probably wasn't interested in them because of the mopeds

#91 to #24 - makebate

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(05/01/2014)[-]

now THAT's fked up...
RIP in pieces those dear sirs!

#108 to #24 - furiousmarshmellow

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(05/01/2014)[-]

As tragic that is, I still laughed for some reason.

#102 to #24 - anon id: 9be8651a

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(05/01/2014)[-]

>real men
>mopeds

#107 to #102 - hektoroftroy#334 on commentsRank#334

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(05/01/2014)[-]

i'm not sure i get what you're trying to say

#119 to #24 - ecrisin

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(05/01/2014)[-]

There were never such a news/story in taiwan you ********, if there is every taiwanese would know thanks to our news channel that broadcasts every stupid **** happening on the island. Also owning a car in taiwan's pretty inconvenience unless you own/rented parking space in your home/work since there arn't much space for public parking, those parking slots are no doubt expensive.

#121 to #119 - hektoroftroy#334 on commentsRank#334

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(05/01/2014)[-]

you seem a little upset

#149 to #119 - danniegurl

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(05/01/2014)[-]

They were mopeds, not cars.

#179 to #119 - xgreenmaidenx

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(05/01/2014)[-]

Oh i don't know...But maybe you missed watching the news one day?

#1 - swampwaterjack

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(04/30/2014)[-]

#136 to #1 - Kingsteveooo

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(05/01/2014)[-]

Is it possible to be on Funnyjunk without seeing boobs?

#7 to #1 - chillins

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(04/30/2014)[-]

whats this from?

#11 to #7 - metalheadtildeath

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(04/30/2014)[-]

nvm, i think it is from billy madison

#21 to #11 - tomahawkkit

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(04/30/2014)[-]

I think its from billy Madison

#12 to #7 - FrenzyMan

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(04/30/2014)[-]

Billy Madison

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#20 - pappathethird

Reply+124

(04/30/2014)[-]

Reminded me of this somehow.

Catholic and protestant husband and wife buried in different graveyards

#32 to #20 - justleaving

Reply+33

(04/30/2014)[-]

That's here in Holland, it's called "Het graf met de handjes", The grave with the hands well, who would have thought A protestant colonel and a catholic Ladyship

#34 to #32 - pappathethird

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(04/30/2014)[-]

It's very beautiful

#148 to #32 - whyamieventrying

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(05/01/2014)[-]

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Are you trying to tell me here, that she was a Lady AND a ship?

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(05/01/2014)[-]

#97 to #20 - brenton

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(05/01/2014)[-]

"How do you do this fine evening, Mr. Gravestone?"
"Quite well, actually, Mr. Tombstone."

#63 - kidwreckless

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(05/01/2014)[-]

**kidwreckless rolls 33**

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(05/01/2014)[-]

I'm not sure of the point of this but good job...

#147 to #63 - wontforget

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(05/01/2014)[-]

NO. ******* NO **** THIS.
Seriously, I love the comments on this site and all of the varying opinions and insights that smartly compliment the content.
Then this **** happens and it gets thumbed up like no tomorrow for no ******* reason other than random code generation and it's total ********. It adds nothing to the content, it has nothing to do with anything and it is ********. It's the one thing in the comments that pisses me off more than anything.

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#157 to #150 - tiles

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(05/01/2014)[-]

Well, ya know, it's true....

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**TheFixer rolls 8** here add this to get doubs

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**hitro rolls 47**

minus this?

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(05/01/2014)[-]

You already did this **** once, samefag master

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(05/01/2014)[-]

**** it you tried, ill give you some sympathy thumb for that

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#33 - manofiron

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(04/30/2014)[-]

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#4 - mrsnowballs

Reply+46

(04/30/2014)[-]

They don't think it be like it is but it do

#93 to #4 - makebate

Reply0

(05/01/2014)[-]

this kind of engrish always get ya thumbs

#16 - ehzio

Reply+35

(04/30/2014)[-]

hope they knew what they got themselves into. now both of parents are going to be invaded

#26 to #16 - swedishmeatball

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(04/30/2014)[-]

That **** never works for me I rarely get invaded while equipping it. Do I have to be a sinner/wretch for it to work or something?

#139 to #26 - telekinesis

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(05/01/2014)[-]

NG+ is the best for invading/invasions but the red string really does help.
On a second note, although FROM make it easier for player to connect, they ****** up the covenants again, so hopefully, they are in the process of fixing the two most anticipated ones. Covenant of Blood and Way of the Blue.

#2 - stevebrown

Reply-15

(04/30/2014)[-]

So the lovers killed both their families?
"the lovers took their lives"
"their" hints to "the couples' family"
right? then how can it only be two bodies? where did all the other bodies go? i think they have atleast 4 bodies?
AM I OVER THINKING THIS?!

#3 to #2 - ecalycptus

Reply+30

(04/30/2014)[-]

You should read it as "The lovers took their own lives".

#17 to #3 - stevebrown

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(04/30/2014)[-]

That is what i thought... but you never know with those strange asians

#23 to #2 - vgmddg

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(04/30/2014)[-]

Yes, you are.

#240 to #2 - elcreepo

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(05/01/2014)[-]

You're an idiot

#247 to #240 - stevebrown

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(05/01/2014)[-]

im sorry for trying to figure out what was going on. Because without "own" the sentence means something completely different.

#248 to #247 - elcreepo

Reply-1

(05/01/2014)[-]

Only to an idiot or an asperger who can't look beyond minute details

It's pretty ******* easy to figure out what the sentence meant .

#252 to #248 - stevebrown

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(05/01/2014)[-]

I must say, you show alot of passion for a "minute details".
Maybe I am right and they only found two bodies. But two whole families are still in that water, but on the bottom of the river. ^^

#254 to #252 - elcreepo

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(05/01/2014)[-]

Except that you're not.

Red thread/twine in Chinese tradition symbolizes soul mates bound together by fate, and also, the families are alive and attended both person's funerals.

#258 to #254 - stevebrown

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(05/01/2014)[-]

How do you even know that the families are alive AND attended the funerals?
that is something you grabbed out the the blue.
But dont worry. no one will even know. ;)
And even though you are a 'creepo', I will still love 'yo'. <3

#259 to #258 - elcreepo

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(05/01/2014)[-]

Googled the story.

You'd still love I? Tu=you, yo=I.

#260 to #259 - stevebrown

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(05/01/2014)[-]

You really didnt get the little rhyme?
"Creepo" and "yo"
Why where you even thinking i would throw in a Spanish word?
i can hardly speak it.

Did you really google it? Did this little story touch you so much, you wanted to know more about it?

#262 to #260 - elcreepo

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(05/01/2014)[-]

Nah I just wanted to prove you're an idiot.

The rhyme was weird, you're a weird guy. I figured you were pulling some sort of spanish joke

#263 to #262 - stevebrown

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(05/01/2014)[-]

wait wait wait.
you didn't look it up? so you didn't have any prove... meaning that you didn't prove anything.
And yes! I am a remarkable guy. I like it
But at least im not a creepo. :p

#264 to #263 - elcreepo

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(05/01/2014)[-]

I did look it up. I never said I didn't. Google is fast, you nimrod. Takes five minutes tops.

I love being a creepo.

#45 - lolollo#368 on commentsRank#368

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(04/30/2014)[-]

Everyone freaking out about how stupid this is is taking death a little too seriously. Is it the action I would have done? No, though I can respect their motives. Their parents were trying to control their lives, so they took it into their own hands to send the message that they don't give a ****. They did it in a much more drastic, and permanent way than any of us would do it, but it still sends the message.

In fact, it went ahead and tacked on a secondary message of "You tried to control us, now you get to have neither of us." which is just a more dire version of the "If you truly love something, let it go" philosophy. They showed the most perfect form of spite to the people who brought on those feelings.

If anything, that's one of the only good reasons anyone should have to kill themselves.

#53 to #45 - sovereignty

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(05/01/2014)[-]

nick fury disagrees with their choice of message

#48 to #45 - orrihaa

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(04/30/2014)[-]

#113 to #45 - badmonkey

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(05/01/2014)[-]

>parents don't control their kids no more
>couple were in their twenties
>met for a year
>decide to get married
>no financial support from family
>can't deal with it
>let's go for a swim
>gg no re

further explanation > funnyjunk.com/It+ain+t+have+to+be+like+this/funny-pictures/5120361/109#109

#84 to #45 - playerdous

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(05/01/2014)[-]

I get it but they could have thought it through more. Such as running away and pretending they had died. That way the family gets the point and the couple gets to live. But, I imagine this couple is no more intelligent then the dumb couples today.

#49 to #45 - anon id: b35aeb3b

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(04/30/2014)[-]

...taking death a little too seriously? Dude/woman/androgyne, seriously, what the hell. There were literally a million other options they could have taken that didn't involve their rotting bodies washing up on a riverbank.

If every emotional teenage couple offed themselves because their parents didn't agree with the relationship, there would be a ******* outcry.

#75 to #49 - assrocket

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(05/01/2014)[-]

In Asian cultures, it's expected that you take care of your family. Kids from 'Good' families are often given a leg-up. People want to be associated with good families, so they do favours for these 'good' families, ensuring the future success of their children. This is made possible for the kids because of the great achievements of their ancestors and siblings. So they are expected to return the favour. Otherwise, they are selfish and scorning the priveliges of their upbringing.

So in an Asian society, a suicide like this would actually achieve something. These two decided that their marriage was more precious than their family honour. But in the society they grew up in, that would never be acceptable. So they killed themselves.

Consider this:
You're taught that family is everything.
You meet someone that you actually consider more important than your family.
But you have to make a decision = leave your family and live with the guilt of dishonouring them. Or leave this person and live without them forever.
I think I'd drown myself, too. I couldn't live with the guilt. And I have no self-control. I could never deny myself something I wanted.

#50 to #49 - lolollo#368 on commentsRank#368

Reply+1

(05/01/2014)[-]

It was their decision to kill themselves to spite their parents, and the consequences they have to face from doing so, if there are consequences to be faced, are theirs to face, not yours. What is it, do you have a kid who you think is going to kill themselves?

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