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It ain't have to be like this

Two undies were found ' the Yangtze River, china with their
hands entwined together ' red twine. The did not
agree with the marriage, some lovers took: their lives.
Cdr. " gotten an together on the other we of
town goddamn it ain' t have to he :_
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User avatar #24 - hektoroftroy (04/30/2014) [-]
In taiwan there were two guys who went to the same college and both wanted the favor of the same lady.
So obviously like real men they decided to settle the dispute by playing chicken on their mopeds. They would start at opposite ends of a straight road and drive toward each other and the first person to turn away lost, and the other guy would get the girl.
Neither of them turned and they crashed head-on into each other at 80km/h. Neither were wearing helmets and both died.
When police interviewed the girl she said she hadn't been interested in either of them.
#108 to #24 - furiousmarshmellow (05/01/2014) [-]
As tragic that is, I still laughed for some reason.
As tragic that is, I still laughed for some reason.
#119 to #24 - ecrisin (05/01/2014) [-]
There were never such a news/story in taiwan you ******** , if there is every taiwanese would know thanks to our news channel that broadcasts every stupid **** happening on the island. Also owning a car in taiwan's pretty inconvenience unless you own/rented parking space in your home/work since there arn't much space for public parking, those parking slots are no doubt expensive.
User avatar #121 to #119 - hektoroftroy (05/01/2014) [-]
you seem a little upset
User avatar #149 to #119 - danniegurl (05/01/2014) [-]
They were mopeds, not cars.
User avatar #179 to #119 - xgreenmaidenx (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh i don't know...But maybe you missed watching the news one day?
#91 to #24 - makebate ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
now THAT's fked up...
RIP in pieces those dear sirs!
#102 to #24 - John Cena (05/01/2014) [-]
>real men
>mopeds
User avatar #107 to #102 - hektoroftroy (05/01/2014) [-]
i'm not sure i get what you're trying to say
#194 to #89 - ciacheczko (05/01/2014) [-]
MFW I clicked on it.
MFW I clicked on it.
User avatar #101 to #24 - legitimately (05/01/2014) [-]
She probably wasn't interested in them because of the mopeds
#117 to #24 - frankfenyes (05/01/2014) [-]
The darwin awards.
User avatar #118 to #117 - hektoroftroy (05/01/2014) [-]
you are correct
User avatar #25 to #24 - beasert (04/30/2014) [-]
Shakespear can suck it; that's a romantic tragedy.
#20 - pappathethird (04/30/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this somehow.

Catholic and protestant husband and wife buried in different graveyards
User avatar #97 to #20 - brenton (05/01/2014) [-]
"How do you do this fine evening, Mr. Gravestone?"
"Quite well, actually, Mr. Tombstone."
#32 to #20 - justleaving (04/30/2014) [-]
That's here in Holland, it's called "Het graf met de handjes", The grave with the hands well, who would have thought A protestant colonel and a catholic Ladyship
User avatar #34 to #32 - pappathethird (04/30/2014) [-]
It's very beautiful
#148 to #32 - whyamieventrying (05/01/2014) [-]
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Are you trying to tell me here, that she was a Lady AND a ship?
#16 - ehzio (04/30/2014) [-]
hope they knew what they got themselves into. now both of parents are going to be invaded
User avatar #26 to #16 - swedishmeatball (04/30/2014) [-]
That **** never works for me I rarely get invaded while equipping it. Do I have to be a sinner/wretch for it to work or something?
User avatar #139 to #26 - telekinesis (05/01/2014) [-]
NG+ is the best for invading/invasions but the red string really does help.
On a second note, although FROM make it easier for player to connect, they ****** up the covenants again, so hopefully, they are in the process of fixing the two most anticipated ones. Covenant of Blood and Way of the Blue.
#1 - swampwaterjack (04/30/2014) [-]
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#7 to #1 - chillins (04/30/2014) [-]
whats this from?
User avatar #11 to #7 - metalheadtildeath (04/30/2014) [-]
nvm, i think it is from billy madison
User avatar #21 to #11 - tomahawkkit (04/30/2014) [-]
I think its from billy Madison
User avatar #12 to #7 - FrenzyMan (04/30/2014) [-]
Billy Madison
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User avatar #136 to #1 - Kingsteveooo (05/01/2014) [-]
Is it possible to be on Funnyjunk without seeing boobs?
#82 - Chancethaman (05/01/2014) [-]
this could be us but you playin
#125 to #82 - baogames (05/01/2014) [-]
this could be us but you livin
User avatar #4 - mrsnowballs (04/30/2014) [-]
They don't think it be like it is but it do
#93 to #4 - makebate ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
this kind of engrish always get ya thumbs
#22 - vgmddg ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
I think this guy wrote about a story like that.
User avatar #29 to #22 - theugandanhero (04/30/2014) [-]
No **** , Shakespeare.
User avatar #242 to #22 - elcreepo (05/01/2014) [-]
+10 of them

Every one of his stories has, no matter how minor, a lover couple that can't be together

Guy was either gay or blueballed for most of his life
#41 to #33 - tobistrigoivii (04/30/2014) [-]
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#63 - kidwreckless ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
**kidwreckless rolls 33**
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#65 to #63 - mpghbombsaway ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
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#68 to #65 - mpghbombsaway ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #73 to #65 - TheFixer (05/01/2014) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 8** here add this to get doubs
#90 to #73 - hitro (05/01/2014) [-]
**hitro rolls 47**

minus this?
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#147 to #63 - wontforget ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
NO. ******* NO **** THIS.
Seriously, I love the comments on this site and all of the varying opinions and insights that smartly compliment the content.
Then this **** happens and it gets thumbed up like no tomorrow for no ******* reason other than random code generation and it's total ******** . It adds nothing to the content, it has nothing to do with anything and it is ******** . It's the one thing in the comments that pisses me off more than anything.
#181 to #147 - plumotje (05/01/2014) [-]
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#150 to #147 - kidwreckless ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
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#157 to #150 - tiles (05/01/2014) [-]
Well, ya know, it's true....
Well, ya know, it's true....
#159 to #147 - checkedem (05/01/2014) [-]
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#67 to #63 - veryspecialagent (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure of the point of this but good job...
User avatar #45 - lolollo (04/30/2014) [-]
Everyone freaking out about how stupid this is is taking death a little too seriously. Is it the action I would have done? No, though I can respect their motives. Their parents were trying to control their lives, so they took it into their own hands to send the message that they don't give a **** . They did it in a much more drastic, and permanent way than any of us would do it, but it still sends the message.

In fact, it went ahead and tacked on a secondary message of "You tried to control us, now you get to have neither of us." which is just a more dire version of the "If you truly love something, let it go" philosophy. They showed the most perfect form of spite to the people who brought on those feelings.

If anything, that's one of the only good reasons anyone should have to kill themselves.
User avatar #84 to #45 - playerdous (05/01/2014) [-]
I get it but they could have thought it through more. Such as running away and pretending they had died. That way the family gets the point and the couple gets to live. But, I imagine this couple is no more intelligent then the dumb couples today.
User avatar #113 to #45 - badmonkey ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
>parents don't control their kids no more
>couple were in their twenties
>met for a year
>decide to get married
>no financial support from family
>can't deal with it
>let's go for a swim
>gg no re

further explanation > funnyjunk.com/It+ain+t+have+to+be+like+this/funny-pictures/5120361/109#109
#49 to #45 - John Cena (04/30/2014) [-]
...taking death a little too seriously? Dude/woman/androgyne, seriously, what the hell. There were literally a million other options they could have taken that didn't involve their rotting bodies washing up on a riverbank.

If every emotional teenage couple offed themselves because their parents didn't agree with the relationship, there would be a ******* outcry.
User avatar #75 to #49 - assrocket (05/01/2014) [-]
In Asian cultures, it's expected that you take care of your family. Kids from 'Good' families are often given a leg-up. People want to be associated with good families, so they do favours for these 'good' families, ensuring the future success of their children. This is made possible for the kids because of the great achievements of their ancestors and siblings. So they are expected to return the favour. Otherwise, they are selfish and scorning the priveliges of their upbringing.

So in an Asian society, a suicide like this would actually achieve something. These two decided that their marriage was more precious than their family honour. But in the society they grew up in, that would never be acceptable. So they killed themselves.

Consider this:
You're taught that family is everything.
You meet someone that you actually consider more important than your family.
But you have to make a decision = leave your family and live with the guilt of dishonouring them. Or leave this person and live without them forever.
I think I'd drown myself, too. I couldn't live with the guilt. And I have no self-control. I could never deny myself something I wanted.
User avatar #50 to #49 - lolollo (05/01/2014) [-]
It was their decision to kill themselves to spite their parents, and the consequences they have to face from doing so, if there are consequences to be faced, are theirs to face, not yours. What is it, do you have a kid who you think is going to kill themselves?
#53 to #45 - sovereignty (05/01/2014) [-]
nick fury disagrees with their choice of message
User avatar #30 - kristovsky (04/30/2014) [-]
twine rope is red
bodies are blues
thought it was chen, it was actually chu.
#57 to #30 - toguro (05/01/2014) [-]
Wow that joke was so far from the moral high ground it's mining coal.
User avatar #265 to #57 - kristovsky (05/01/2014) [-]
it must be welsh then
#92 - rockerforlife (05/01/2014) [-]
Even sadder when you take the allegory into account:

"The red string of fate, also referred to as the red thread of destiny, red thread of fate, and other variants, is an East Asian belief originating from Chinese legend...The two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break. This myth is similar to the Western concept of soulmates or a destined flame."
#135 to #92 - zomaru ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
Kill la Kill makes so much more sense now....
#155 - John Cena (05/01/2014) [-]
This is how it should have ended.
User avatar #47 - namnori (04/30/2014) [-]
They sayin it aint have to be the way it is but it do
#58 - singsing (05/01/2014) [-]
Love suicides are literally a focus of theatre now going back hundreds of years both in China and Japan. Some of that 			****		 gets weird, like the wife is even encouraging the husband to run away with the mistress and die for his honor. 			*****		 crazy
Love suicides are literally a focus of theatre now going back hundreds of years both in China and Japan. Some of that **** gets weird, like the wife is even encouraging the husband to run away with the mistress and die for his honor. ***** crazy
#66 to #58 - John Cena (05/01/2014) [-]
and shakespeare
#38 - SILENCEnight (04/30/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled image** Thats incredibly stupid.
User avatar #143 - makedonski (05/01/2014) [-]
Could you imagine trying to convince you SO you want to jump in the river because you can't get married?

-Let's just kill ourselves!
-...uh...no?
-Well the alternative is me killing you
-God dammit



Wow that was not as funny as I had hoped.
User avatar #19 - pappathethird (04/30/2014) [-]
Drama queens
#229 - ivviism (05/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #70 - assrocket (05/01/2014) [-]
In Western cultures, it is more important to preserve your own happiness before anyone else's happiness. Alternatively, in a lot of Asian cultures, the family is the priority - not the individual.
The two cultures are ridiculously different, but I think they're equally selfish. You could either put yourself first, stepping on others as you raise yourself higher, or you could destroy individual dreams and lives in the hopes of raising your family's social standing. Either way, someone gets trampled.
I want to add - I'm well aware that these ideals are not fixed. People don't always follow them (if at all). Also, I'm not bashing either culture. It doesn't matter what people do, someone is always going to get trampled on. But it's not intentional - I think a lot of the time, people just don't question it.

So a lot of people are acting shocked, but I don't think it's all that surprising. It's just sad - especially for the families.
User avatar #129 to #70 - mrselfdestruct (05/01/2014) [-]
not all Asian cultures are like that.
In the Philippines, we don't practice arranged marriages. People marry whoever the **** they want.
User avatar #145 to #129 - taokami ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
That may be true, but that's just because we've been influenced by western ideals.
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