805 Crosstrails Dr, Colorado Springs 80906
Just a word of warning I have 3 MASSIVE pitbulls that I personally trained. I also have 3 AR15s, 2 Glock 9mm, 1 Glock .40, 2 Remmington 700s, a Browning Auto5 automatic shotgun, and a M88 combat shotgun. So make sure to bring friends... you WILL need them so I can rack up a HUGE body count in the name of self defense. Your move.

Because you mispelled it. I spelled it correctly in my post.

My bad!

Would it be weird if I stopped by and was like, 'What's up humpydumpy?' And you'd be like, 'What's up weird dude from the internet'. Then we'd like awkwardly be like, 'Yeah - FJ is good stuff' and then I'd leave and we'd both be like 'That was weird'

Not gonna beat around the bush, I have motion detectors outside linked to alarms. I also have a streetcam. By the time you turn onto my street I already know you're there. By the time you pull up outside, I have 2 guns locked and loaded. By the time you get to my door my son has you in his rifle sights. I'm probably the last person you would want to show up on unannounced... just some friendly heads-up.

Dude - you live in a subdivision in Colorado Springs; not some military complex. Nobody is going to be afraid to go down your street.

I'm not trying to be e-hard, I just live near you and thought it'd be funny to say Hi.

If you really spend your time responding to alarms every time someone drives in front of your house, well, you should honestly go see a doctor. That's not normal. I mean, I'm progun and all, but if you are seriously that afraid that you are *locking and loading* every time someone pulls up outside your house, you need help. I'm not even saying that as an insult, but like, an attempt to help you out.

Meh, you call it crazy, I call it ready.