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Is this the Real Life?

Is this just Fantasea?

Bit I' m jyst a Poe boy
nobody loves me
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Submitted: 10/31/2013
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#7 - jpg (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#10 - hugsta (11/01/2013) [-]
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door;
We from there crept to the floor, and everybody walked the dinosaur
#2 - toiletpepperoni (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#18 - aceboy (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Once upon a midnight party, while I downed six shots Barcardi, Over many a skant and crazy women of campus lore, While I flirted, nearly banging, suddenly there came a nagging, As of some one gently hanging, hanging 'round my chamber door. `'Tis some freshman,' I muttered, `hanging 'round my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I recall it was in the dancing hall, And each separate slutty hoe strutted her moves upon the floor. Eagerly I began to shred; - hoping I, at least, could bed A bitch without a slice of dread - dread from my girlfriend Lenore - For the cold and bossy bitch whom her mothers name she bore - Would crush my balls for evermore.

And the silken skin of women showed itself in boyhood vision Aroused me – espoused me with fantastic boners never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my meat, I stood repeating `'Tis some honey busting moves down the dance floor -
Some horny honey busting moves on the dance floor; - This it is, now I can score,'

Presently my wood grew stronger; boldness then enticed the longer, `Babe,' said I, `or honey, truly your booty I implore; But the fact is I was jagging, and in Bentley's you came banging, And so boldly you came swagging, swagging on the dance floor, That I was sure you'd break your groove' - here I tapped and spun my score; - Ms.Franklin there, I'm done for.

Deep into her eyes then peering, long I stood there floundering, jeering, pouting, thinking thoughts no student ever dared to think before; To her breasts I gave attention, and Ms.Franklin gave no mention, The only way to ease the tension were the boldest words, `Let's score!' This I uttered, and a freshman sputtered back the words, `LET'S SCORE!' By this time my balls were sore.
#24 - tarnis (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#22 - betesta ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Just somebody that I just to poe
User avatar #17 - hotschurl (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #14 - Karfeyenta (11/01/2013) [-]
Actually, he was adopted and was raised by a family with the surname of Allen.
User avatar #8 - splendiddust (11/01/2013) [-]
All are posers in the eyes of Nightpain
User avatar #5 - wittypotato (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Edgar Allen Bro
#4 - darcabyss (11/01/2013) [-]
Edgar Allan PoePoe says "Hiiiii..."
#1 - farn (10/31/2013) [-]
have some poe soap
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