Is it even safe for work?

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#6 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (06/01/2015) [+] (142 replies)

stickied by jujik

Her name is Siri (Pornstar)

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#207 to #6 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

So apparently asking if she is a he can lead to butthurts ********* in the comment instead of a simple yes but if a theme account does it is np...This is one of the few moment when I'm not happy about porn source..Least it was worth the porn

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#220 to #207 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

welcome to fj.
it's like this everyday, you better get used to it

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#222 to #220 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Well at least somebody has balls enough to admit it and not deny it like others.And yeah i know is just it happens to me very few times.I honestly don't get this **** .Than again with people who have limited social life what can you expect of them?

I love how they act like the ''evil red thumbs'' actually matters hell i could go delete every of my posts if i wanted yet i don't i don't give a ****

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#226 to #222 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

people disagree for having different views and opinions, no need to get butthurt.
And ofc if you provoke people with agressive comments you get thumbed diow, thats how it is. It doesnt help to complain about it

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#228 to #226 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

LOL butthurt? sure if that helps you sleep better at night.I'm just laughing my ass off at fj bipolarity if anybody is butthurt is them for not accepting the so called ''different opinion''

I'm not complaining about it I'm pointing it out. **** you guys mock tumblr to be sensitive little bitches yet you don't seem so different of them in that category

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#232 to #228 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

I honestly dont care really. Im doing the exact same as you, pointing out what I see.
Wasnt my intention to provoke you with that comment.
No need to discuss this further, we will come nowhere with this.
have a good day

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#233 to #232 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Pretty sure calling me ''butthurt'' is considerate provoking in some people definition idc, but i can assure you I'm not buttthurt i mean ffs lol I'm leaving my post on without deleting them and they are flooding with red thumbs how much more of a less **** does that prove i give?

and yeah you are right this convo is going nowhere

But you reply to me first jus sayin

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#235 to #233 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Because you replied on my comment, your point is?

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#240 to #235 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Oh right i thought it was somebody else who replied to me lol.

And no nothing i already said my point countless of time

thanks for the porn it was worth the carnage!

next time i check it out myself if is a trap or not cause it seem people can't handle that question

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#227 to #226 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

thumbed down*

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#231 to #6 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Since when did my phone start becoming a pornstar?

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#282 to #6 - renatolopes (06/02/2015) [-]

cabbageexplain pls

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#27 to #6 - alphagex (06/01/2015) [-]

Admiral akbar or no?

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#28 to #27 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]

no they don't have a dick you ******* faggot

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#29 to #28 - alphagex (06/01/2015) [-]

What craw up your ass? and how is asking if is a trap or not? maybe i was asking because i did not want to watch traps? i love how you assume everything with such short evidence

seriously man go take a chill pill you raging cancer anon piece of garbage scum trash ****

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#38 to #29 - bennybroseph (06/02/2015) [-]

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#39 to #38 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

>Using my own picture as a reply to me.

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#40 to #39 - bennybroseph (06/02/2015) [-]

I was trying to cheer you up, I thought you would laugh.

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#218 to #40 - bennybroseph (06/02/2015) [-]

This is childish. If you do things like this to people who are only trying to help you, everyone stops helping you. Even on the internet that is going to be no fun. Reconsider how you react to things from now on.

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#242 to #218 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/02/2015) [-]

get rekt alphagex

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#243 to #242 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

the funniest part is he thing he is helping lol

OMG SO REKT M8 HAHHA XD

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#267 to #243 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Autism manifested in physical form

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#307 to #267 - revolvingocelot ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

here, have this

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#269 to #267 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

We are on fj i honestly don't think we are not all autistic.

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#271 to #269 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

well
most of use are normal people here to laugh at amusing things
you're getting unbelievably angry over nothing

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#273 to #271 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

>on fj
>Normal
Pick one

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#274 to #273 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Yeh we're not all autistic

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#277 to #274 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

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#317 to #277 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

On behalf of everyone here

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#245 to #243 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/02/2015) [-]

You're the funniest person to piss off

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#246 to #245 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

>Implying i give a ****

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#249 to #246 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

BRUH, JUST STOP.

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#252 to #249 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

gooby i implore you

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#314 to #252 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

Your comments are too cringe to read.
Isn't gooby a character? Like dolan duck.

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#253 to #246 - themarineelite (06/02/2015) [-]

>Giving a ****
>Sending anger mail
Git gud faggot

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#254 to #253 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

is a joke? and i did not delete anything? even further proof i don't give a **** ?

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#256 to #254 - blazekingxxx ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Dude stop being so cringy

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#258 to #256 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Your name is blaze king and you are telling me not to be so cringy? Alright then

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#259 to #258 - blazekingxxx ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

its just a name man

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#260 to #259 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

is just a meme site man I love how you guys are taking this so seriously when even i'm not lol

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#262 to #260 - blazekingxxx ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

I said you were cringy because you were being so serious
Seems like you are trying to play it off but its a bit late for that

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#289 to #262 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

lol what did i did now?

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#264 to #262 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

dude is a meme site..nobody take it seriously.. i was just saying random **** like i always say

think what you want if it make you sleep better at night, but i think i know myself better than you, and is not 2 late if i rly wanted as i said i could delete my post yet i don't

just keep blazing man and don't worry about it kay? i don't think this will affect your life in the long run anyway.

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#288 to #264 - blazekingxxx ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Could you be anymore butt hurt

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#301 to #254 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

jesus christ, calm down edgel0rd3000

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#250 to #246 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/02/2015) [-]

If you didn't give a **** , you wouldn't have replied.

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#255 to #250 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

I can't just end this with you leaving a false accusation.

Hell i got living proof you.You see my post? they are floating in red thumbs if i rly cared i deleted them long ago, yet i don't so t here you go,you can go sleep in peace now knowing i don't give a **** sweet dreams.

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#257 to #255 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/02/2015) [-]

Looks like you're doing your best not to look like you give a **** . But everyone knows you do.

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#261 to #257 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

lol think what you want but the proof is out there, i don't give a **** about thumbs.

Pic is related to your pic

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#266 to #261 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/02/2015) [-]

If you didn't give a **** , you wouldn't have replied.

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#268 to #266 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Can you at least use different comeback and not the same trashy picture? and fine alright if you won't listen to evidence fine i won't reply to you anymore if that what it takes for you to calm and not keep posting those trashy pics

But i'm not a rapper

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#270 to #268 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/02/2015) [-]

It's not even evidence, you're just another raging ******* complaining about everything and everyone all day.

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#272 to #270 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

lol w/e

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#275 to #272 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/02/2015) [-]

Glad to see that you can accept it

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#276 to #270 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

lol think what you want if it helps you sleep better with your crusty waifu pillow

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#302 to #268 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

When the best burn you got left is about the picture he used... I suck m8

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#326 to #243 - carnivoreapples (06/02/2015) [-]

would you mind removing yourself from the premises
you are disturbing the public order

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#244 to #218 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

lol he actually did it what an absolute madman

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#42 to #40 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

From what i seen people who do that use the picture as a insult to the poster

sorry if i sound bitter is just i hate when anon talk to me they always say some cancerous **** ..You know when you eat a **** and you try to to cover the taste with some drink..yet there is the after bitter taste of that **** still? that how i feel when the anon replied to me

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#52 to #42 - arolexion (06/02/2015) [-]

I don't think anyone here has eaten **** ... just saying.. have fun living with e-coli bro.
The anon trolled you hard.

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#53 to #52 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Nobody asked for your opinion filthy white.

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#54 to #53 - arolexion (06/02/2015) [-]

uhh.. okay brah. you must be 13 or something to care this much about what random people say on the internet..

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#55 to #54 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

The old self righteous age insult.Typical

I don't what why i said nobody asked your opinion Filthy White Name

I also love how you criticize me for caring yet you bother enough to reply to me.

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#61 to #55 - LePedobear (06/02/2015) [-]

Seriously are you brain damaged or something?

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#67 to #61 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

You are on fj i don't think you got any right to call somebody brain damaged.

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#69 to #67 - LePedobear (06/02/2015) [-]

So you think everyone on FJ is brain damaged? Admitting is the first step I guess... Well done.

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#72 to #69 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Everybody says we are autistic faggots...don't act like you are higher than others..I mean you got pedobear as username for John romero sake

and you are cray cray 2

and of course everybody is brain damaged,what kinda normal people will browse this site? but anyway is crazy and is how i like it

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#75 to #72 - LePedobear (06/02/2015) [-]

Just because random strangers on here call each other autistic doesn't mean you have to take it to heart bro. Listen to the wisdom of my bluer than yours username :p

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#76 to #75 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

They call each other autistic for a reason and you just proven yourself to be autistic by bragging about your username I can hate on the whities cause they newfags nobody like newfags but if you actually take pride of being here for a long time than i feel sorry for you

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#79 to #78 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

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#102 to #79 - jonandstuff (06/02/2015) [-]

You lost 117 thumbs by asking the op if it was a trap, though the sauce was not, it think it's funny how it really turned out to be a trap. Just not the one you thought.

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#318 to #79 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

cringe, just pure cringe.

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#313 to #79 - arolexion (06/02/2015) [-]

***** you still trying..? damn.. ill give you points for endurance

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#225 to #79 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

mewtastic has proven himself to be a pussy...You learn young padawan you will learn in time.

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#223 to #79 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

mewtastic is a free world on fj and on the net do what you want man, just don't act like a patronizing pussy

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#202 to #79 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

alarubra, i got freedom of speech so yeah i keep going if i want Implying the thumbs matters.

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#104 to #79 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

>>#53 jonandstuff

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#219 to #76 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

mewtastic is never ogre

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#167 to #67 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

Never insult Funnyjunk in front of me

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#200 to #167 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

That sounded cringy as **** defending a meme site.

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#63 to #55 - arolexion (06/02/2015) [-]

I don't know man.. if you continue with your butthurt spree you're gonna be white again soon.

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#201 to #63 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

That now how the system work buddy.

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#150 to #55 - mochinolucky (06/02/2015) [-]

>actually caring about username color
> get a life faggot

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#196 to #150 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

I don't ******** neither do i care for those pointless thumbs.

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#191 to #55 - trixcision (06/02/2015) [-]

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#199 to #191 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

I Live Again.

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#209 to #199 - bigfootluke (06/02/2015) [-]

should have used immortan joe

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#210 to #209 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Caleb is much cooler in my books. did you just log off on anon to thumb me down? LOL this site rly

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#212 to #210 - bigfootluke (06/02/2015) [-]

while probably true, im still on my mad max high

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#213 to #212 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Save it for someone who cares.

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#214 to #213 - bigfootluke (06/02/2015) [-]

hahaha i like a man who gives no *****

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#216 to #214 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Well I'm floating in red thumbs yet i do not delete any of what i posted.Because for me thumbs doesn't matter is like humanity in dark souls sure you might loose some but you still can get it back.

The funniest thing is that skeletor guy theme account asked the same thing as i did yet nobody bash him for it,but i did and people bash me for it.So rly this site is bipolar as **** and there is the proof so idc

But the porn was worth it.

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#322 to #40 - killerofcows (06/02/2015) [-]

2015-06-02 the day someone got so offended on funnyjunk thay achieved over 1000 red thumbs 1085 and rising

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#263 to #39 - stormietheraver (06/02/2015) [-]

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#265 to #263 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Have to give you points for that one....cause of filthy frank, yet is a autism we like

I also love how you use an anime picture to say autism quite..Ironic but well meme'd my friend.

10/10 would do this **** again for people reactions.

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#309 to #39 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

Go back to 9gag you cringe-inducing grundle-berry.

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#312 to #39 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

I don't see your name on it though

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#292 to #6 - nemecyst (06/02/2015) [-]

She has inverted nipples, iunno why, but I like it.

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#135 to #6 - Tyranitar (06/02/2015) [-]

You're doing the Lord's work, son.

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#37 to #6 - winstonwolfe (06/01/2015) [-]

Thank you, good Sir.

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#128 to #6 - dollenoutpayn (06/02/2015) [-]

Your a godam hero to us all.

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#144 to #6 - bonzombie (06/02/2015) [-]

d

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#31 to #6 - bloodharbringer (06/01/2015) [-]

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#60 to #6 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

..isn't..she a he?..

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#62 to #60 - LePedobear (06/02/2015) [-]

Hell naw. She's one fine piece of pussy. Might be a bit big for your tastes though.

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#64 to #62 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

..Why do i keep finding her in the shemale sections then!

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#65 to #64 - LePedobear (06/02/2015) [-]

Dunno... So you're looking for shemale action, right?

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#68 to #65 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Not essentially. I ever just see her in the image for it or sometimes when i scroll down the big tits section it has "Red haired shemale" and i'm watching it like "She ain't showing no dick..how they know?"

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#74 to #68 - gremillionaire (06/02/2015) [-]

you're probably thinking of Sarina Valentina

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#77 to #74 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

This?
www.tgforum.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Sarina-Valentina-cropped.jpg

She looks kinda similar to what i seen i think, i can't honestly remember. Been ages. From what i remember it was POV **** with her rubbing her tits.

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#82 to #77 - gremillionaire (06/02/2015) [-]

yeah that's who i was talking about. they have the same hair color here and big tits but other than not not really similar looking

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#83 to #82 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Odd..

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#70 to #68 - LePedobear (06/02/2015) [-]

Hmm, weird. Then again there's probably loooads of stuff in the wrong categories.

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#87 to #68 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

I also don't understand why you so afraid of me ''poking a bee hive'' the worse i can do is say words and negative thumb..I'm not much of treat online so rly saying that is pretty pointless

But i take as a compliment of a ''force'' to be feared online i guess.

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#88 to #87 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

No, i was fearing -i- poked the beehive on that.

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#90 to #88 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

well you are living proof that this site is a bipolar bitch on it's period.Since we both asked the same damned question and we got different answers.So thank you to further prove my point.

Now i take my red thumbs as a man. Implying it matters

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#91 to #90 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Ya. i knew this..Sorry =/

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#93 to #91 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Please don't patronize me i don't need your pity.I'm just pointing out facts and their stupidity amuse me even if they are wrong side they will act like I'm wrong

if it helps them to rage on me online to make themselves feel better irl so go ahead idc.

In fact you should be happy to prove that this site is bipolar on the same subject.

Now if you excuse me i go play quake4.

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#304 to #93 - Stamyham ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

It's not what you asked, it's how you responded. Also it was anon that was trolling you and you flipped your **** and then proceeded to act like a total dickwad.

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#305 to #304 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

They always say cancerous **** .

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#306 to #305 - Stamyham ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Yeah bruh, learn to ignore it.

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#310 to #306 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

Is more fun to say a witty comeback at them. I may run out of wit on this one.

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#81 to #68 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

OMFG that why i asked in the first place.And i get **** from a retarded anon.

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#84 to #81 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

I seen afterwards. i feel so bad for ya. After i posted, then i read your comments, Panic entered my mind. "Oh **** , Did i just poke a beehive?!"

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#85 to #84 - alphagex (06/02/2015) [-]

No i mean i found this is complete ******** i ask the same question as you do, and a retard calls me a faggot for no reason you said it is all happy and rainbows..the **** is this ******** ?

and for some reason everybody panties is in a twist after i said the truth.Seriously fj is much less mature than i give credit for.

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#129 to #6 - sphincterface (06/02/2015) [-]

Could you imagine having sex with her though? Like in the heat of the moment, start moaning her name and all. All of a sudden Siri is activated on your phone or something. She starts going all "Oh daddy." Then next thing you know, boom. Your dad knows you're ******* a pornstar.

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#160 to #129 - vondarkmoor ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

and that's a bad thing

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#215 to #160 - sphincterface (06/02/2015) [-]

Well for my dad it would be. Since my family is Catholic and all he would flip **** about it.

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#336 to #215 - vondarkmoor ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

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#153 to #129 - mirukawa (06/02/2015) [-]

Wouldn't he be proud?

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#143 to #6 - bonzombie (06/02/2015) [-]

not all heroes wear capes.

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#171 to #143 - bocatadesesos (06/02/2015) [-]

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#156 to #143 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/02/2015) [-]

lol

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#155 to #143 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

Police are heroes, you dumb ******* ****** , no. DIE!!!!!! DIE!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!

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#229 to #155 - stormietheraver (06/02/2015) [-]

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#16 - settantaventi (06/01/2015) [+] (21 replies)

stickied by jujik

video source: You need to login to view this link
enjoy it

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#238 to #16 - zaywoot ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

I'll have you know that I'm only clicking on that to find out what the **** that guy is looking at that isn't tits

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#241 to #238 - zaywoot ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Actual spoiler oh, I thought she was trying to get his attention, but that he kept looking at something different... Im slightly disappointed

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#284 to #16 - exceeding (06/02/2015) [-]

You got more favorites than likes

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#297 to #284 - imagicialotv (06/02/2015) [-]

Stay classic, FJ.

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#285 to #16 - klose (06/02/2015) [-]

logged on after half an year or an year just for the link.

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#293 to #16 - Epicgetguy (06/02/2015) [-]

Thank you chairman

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#315 to #16 - arolexion (06/02/2015) [-]

damnit it was sposed to be a no fap week for me -.-

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#323 to #16 - mrbjaecon (06/02/2015) [-]

i have tits as well, but i dont have power over men, how come?

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#330 to #323 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]

Cuz you're guy

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#333 to #16 - chaoticlaw (06/02/2015) [-]

>using assman for source on tits

It's a new type of heresy.

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#334 to #16 - moomootv ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

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#335 to #16 - Tyranitar (06/02/2015) [-]

Thank you, friend.

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#159 to #16 - toensix ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Holy **** that was funny

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#192 to #16 - nukethem (06/02/2015) [-]

I came to the comments for the backstory, not the porn

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#103 to #16 - kakariko (06/02/2015) [-]

thank

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#193 to #16 - themassivefail (06/02/2015) [-]

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#163 to #16 - unit ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Aww yeah, I'll always thumb Kangoku Gakuen.

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#47 to #16 - denisDARussian (06/02/2015) [-]

The number of fav's your comment got exceeded the number of thumbs.

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#66 to #47 - trescope (06/02/2015) [-]

This is how you know you've succeeded.

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#208 to #47 - parashizo (06/02/2015) [-]

classic fj

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#33 to #16 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]

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#4 - sirfapaton (06/01/2015) [-]

Isn't that Siri?

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#7 to #4 - mentosthefreshman (06/01/2015) [-]

yes yes it is

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#13 to #7 - inept (06/01/2015) [-]

Apple really upgraded...

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#89 to #13 - LePedobear (06/02/2015) [-]

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#2 - billbell (06/01/2015) [-]

I was going to say i'd do horrible things to her but i'm sure given her choice of career they've already been done.

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#36 - isuriand ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]

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#296 to #36 - potrsr (06/02/2015) [-]

I said to my self I need to cut it down on fapping. Today I started and this does not help!!

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#316 to #296 - oowanrikoo (06/02/2015) [-]

same...

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#127 to #36 - fitchy (06/02/2015) [-]

now thats some good funny right there.

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#168 to #36 - goddamnitnedra ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]

Holy **** . well played!

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#172 to #36 - neggagotbronchitis (06/02/2015) [-]

The fact that I recognised the song but didn't get it only until the song title started getting sung only added to how hilariously appropriate this is

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