Iron Asian. . ASIANS Using their ingenuity and keen grasp of technology, they' developed the world' s first bionic suit, q out evil or to take over They use it
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Iron Asian

ASIANS
Using their ingenuity
and keen grasp of
technology, they'
developed the world' s
first bionic suit, q
out evil or to take over
They use it to more
bags of ******* rice,
Assholes.
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Submitted: 01/24/2014
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User avatar #295 - Sinnerxsoul (01/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Wow... Thank you guys, I've never been on front page before, let alone hold #1
#3 - theannoyingFJguy (01/24/2014) [+] (38 replies)
They're real, and they're built to help elderly farmers carry rice. Japan has a very high life expectancy and there are many elderly manual labourers, particularly in agriculture.
It basically takes away physical strain of reaching up and down and absorbs the load.

www.news.com.au/technology/robot-suits-to-aid-elderly-japanese-farmers-with-toiling-in-the-fields/story-e6frfro0-1225908583856
#38 - soorensen (01/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#1 - skreams (01/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
First picture you see
User avatar #4 - I Am Monkey (01/24/2014) [-]
With great power comes completely average responsibility. Namely carrying rice.
User avatar #173 - thornberry (01/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY LIFT RICE!!!!!!!!!!

They can lift, and carry what they're holding.
This is the complete truth.

The reason asian farmers have bent backs and tired arms segregate everyone else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can lift rice. If all over a billion Asians were to lift rice all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can lift rice by accidentally showing a back or arm when someone lifts, or visually holds something in their arms they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
#8 - somenerd (01/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
The army already developed that...
#61 - include (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#6 - mankey (01/24/2014) [-]
Let me at that ******* rice.
#29 - flapz (01/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
well they have to start somewhere... maybe the battlefield is not the best place to test and develop it. It certainly isn't the safest.
well they have to start somewhere... maybe the battlefield is not the best place to test and develop it. It certainly isn't the safest.
#27 - infinitereaper (01/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
It's too late,
the gundams are coming
we're all ******
#189 - Brass (01/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Sometimes I think of rice as a very oriental commodity, then I remember that the United Sates is one of the biggest rice producers in the world. However, Asian nations like China beat us by a wide margin. The United States is the number two rice producer outside of the United States.
#190 to #189 - xbyronx ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
"The United States is the number two rice producer outside of the United States." wut
User avatar #111 - Agnotizer (01/24/2014) [-]
There is only one chink in that Asian's armor.
#201 - elliotjames (01/25/2014) [-]
i like the US one more
User avatar #9 - alkamer (01/24/2014) [-]
Only thing I see here is a bright future (kinda) of power armor.
#121 - tyroneisanigger ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
They TEST it to move bags of rice. Also, this suit is probably far too costly to ever be used by most law enforcement agencies, especially police department. Places like this are already underfunded.
#60 - mr skeltal (01/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
this is bull **** united states has had this for years just not for the public
User avatar #233 - fornowjr (01/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I swear I have the exact asian guy in my pre-cal book.
#244 to #233 - richardastley ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
His name is Jackie Chan. Here's another picture of him.
#10 - thelizardlord (01/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Power armor?
#22 - varrlegrimscythe (01/24/2014) [+] (8 replies)
And then Skynet takes over.
And then Skynet takes over.
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