Iron Asian. . ASIANS Using their ingenuity and keen grasp of technology, they' developed the world' s first bionic suit, q out evil or to take over They use it  Asian Rice bionic machine
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #295 - Sinnerxsoul [OP]
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Wow... Thank you guys, I've never been on front page before, let alone hold #1
#321 to #295 - WinnerofTheGame
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No prob man
No prob man
#3 - theannoyingFJguy
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They're real, and they're built to help elderly farmers carry rice. Japan has a very high life expectancy and there are many elderly manual labourers, particularly in agriculture.
It basically takes away physical strain of reaching up and down and absorbs the load.

www.news.com.au/technology/robot-suits-to-aid-elderly-japanese-farmers-with-toiling-in-the-fields/story-e6frfro0-1225908583856
#18 to #3 - anon id: cf3de636
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Absorbs the load.
I smirked like a 13 year old.
User avatar #56 to #18 - animedudej
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sounds like you are one as well not that thats bad... i kinda wish i was 13 years old and unable to go to Jail and whatnot (though being 19 going on 20, drinking is a nice tradeoff)
User avatar #332 to #56 - benedicto
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as a 13 year old, i want to know why you want to be one again.

just curious.
wish i was 17. ******* voice crack. and bullies. and things in general.
sorry you had to read that.
User avatar #345 to #332 - animedudej
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i hated it when people told me this but now that i'm here i can say with confidence that you will find out when you get there


bullies/assholes are still here, voice cracking can still be a thing

you mostly want to be younger as you get older of nostalgia or things that you could do that would get you arested at an older age
User avatar #346 to #345 - benedicto
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wait, like what?
#347 to #346 - animedudej
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diferent from person to person...  for me it's stuff like watching Cartoons on my TV in the living room etc given i do watch Anime allot   
   
   
 and as i said you will find out when the time comes ^_^
diferent from person to person... for me it's stuff like watching Cartoons on my TV in the living room etc given i do watch Anime allot


and as i said you will find out when the time comes ^_^
User avatar #348 to #347 - benedicto
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guess I'll miss to selectively give out my *****.

anything I'm not interested in just......disappears for some reason.
and my insane amounts of free time that i have.
User avatar #351 to #348 - nubya
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all i know is going through it the first time sucks
the second time you go through is ******* amazing because you know what not to do
User avatar #352 to #351 - benedicto
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huh.

any general rule?
User avatar #353 to #352 - nubya
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No, everything is relative; my problem was i had no friends, your problems may differ; so will the answer.

PS If anyone is a grammar nazi, can you tell me if this is correct grammar?
User avatar #354 to #353 - benedicto
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oh. mmkay.
User avatar #260 to #56 - nubya
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as 19 on 20 i can connfirm there are trade offs, and pot is the best one i can think of, but alcohol is NOT one
**** is gross
#262 to #260 - animedudej
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i don't know... one can mix some pretty delicious drinks! and when it comes to beer i like the kind that tastes like Munkholm if you've tried that (it's non-alchoholic)
i don't know... one can mix some pretty delicious drinks! and when it comes to beer i like the kind that tastes like Munkholm if you've tried that (it's non-alchoholic)
User avatar #263 to #262 - nubya
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oh never tried mixed, just hard alcohol
pot would probably still be better
the feels are just too damn high
#333 to #263 - anon id: 1b5ab63f
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pot gets boring after awhile, alcohol is always fun.
User avatar #265 to #263 - animedudej
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my dad and i went up a mountain to our cabin and got drunk... kindof weird


i'd rather get high with him as stumbling around on a mountain was kindof fun he got anoying later on as i was sobering up
User avatar #67 to #3 - lieutenantderp
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How much do these cost?
User avatar #96 to #67 - newforomador
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In the article it said that it would be selling for a little above $5,000 when it's released.
User avatar #127 to #96 - capinsquiggles
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$5k? **** dude, I need to get one
User avatar #83 to #67 - timelordjam
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probably like 4 grand in 10 years
User avatar #86 to #83 - lieutenantderp
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>in 10 years

I think by then all the old people in Japan would be dead. This won't be that helpful afteralll.
#128 to #86 - ncsutroll
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........ because in 10 years there won't be more old people, there was a 10 year span where no asians reproduced in any way........... ******* dumbass
User avatar #226 to #128 - cosmicapprentice
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Lol.
User avatar #73 to #3 - mondominiman
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High life expectancy? Isn't suicide one of the top causes of death over there? Or is that china
User avatar #92 to #73 - newforomador
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I think that's China that has a high suicide rate.
User avatar #257 to #92 - xeynaroth
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Actually it's kinda both, china has a higher sucide rate I believe, but japan is pretty close to china I think, Japan even has a forest which loads of people go to specifically to kill themselves.

If you enter the forest you will see a sign urging people to reconsider and that they have people that love and care for them so they shouldn't do this, also you can find ropes tied in the trees forming a long route of sorts, and if you follow one of these ropes you're very likely to find a corpse, as these ropes have been put up by people that have come here to kill themselves, but aren't completely sure yet and therefore put up these ropes in order not to get lost in the forest, and so they can find their way back out if they reconsider.

I got all this from a youtube video I saw btw
#129 to #92 - anon id: 3df21bd2
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Japan is quite up there too. They have their own suicide forest.
#110 to #3 - dotafanboy
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It's not that they have a very long life-expectancy. It's that there aren't making enough young kids.

Most of the japanese population in 2010 was between 35-65 years old.
#140 to #3 - unrealtomato
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thats not the one op showed, the one from the pic is Hal 5 which is made for medical facilities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAL_5
User avatar #146 to #3 - cacachaud
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How can a farmer can buy that **** idiot?
User avatar #175 to #146 - killerliquid
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How can a farmer buy a ******* tractor *****
#293 to #146 - oosskkyy
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You need to login to view this link (MY2014)%20S690%20Combine&modelID=Model_US158&baseCode=01P7H&futureProduct=false
#188 to #3 - nottytacowaffle
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Like farmers would be able to buy it. I mean really..
User avatar #240 to #3 - cinnamonswirls
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This is incredible. It makes me really excited to see how far technology has come, and what it will be like in the future.
#288 to #240 - anon id: 0ed48814
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Acttually, the HAL5 robotic suit has been out for rent on the japanese assistance market since a long while, if i remember well, 3 years perhaps, (BTW the OPs post IS the HAL5 exosuit)
User avatar #294 to #288 - cinnamonswirls
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Still, that's really impressive
#32 to #3 - justalie **User deleted account**
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That fake little boy in the corner is creepy as hell.
#155 to #3 - dannymanny
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Comment Picture
#38 - soorensen
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#313 to #38 - gotbannedicusvile
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Ive seen this many time, however never have I laughed this hard. Thank you.
#168 to #38 - jasonseagull
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Here you go
Here you go
#212 to #168 - tindarin
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Your version is all ****** and gay
Your version is all ****** and gay
#1 - skreams
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First picture you see
#25 to #1 - anon id: 116974c7
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iPad
iPad
iPad
#62 to #25 - unncommon
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Who gives a ****
Who gives a ****
Who gives a ****
#84 to #25 - anon id: 8a5a9771
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Jelly?
Jelly?
Jelly?

The FJ mantra: Can't afford it? Mock it!
User avatar #24 to #1 - scottishpenis
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Random stranger! I highly recommend you use google chrome to browse your daily internet needs and keep safari for porn, if you watch it. Chrome is also faster and keeps tabs better. Of course if you don't agree with me you can just tell me to **** off I won't be offended
User avatar #344 to #24 - skreams
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Interesting. I'll give it a try ( - u - ) thank you
User avatar #4 - I Am Monkey
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With great power comes completely average responsibility. Namely carrying rice.
User avatar #173 - thornberry
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY LIFT RICE!!!!!!!!!!

They can lift, and carry what they're holding.
This is the complete truth.

The reason asian farmers have bent backs and tired arms segregate everyone else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can lift rice. If all over a billion Asians were to lift rice all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can lift rice by accidentally showing a back or arm when someone lifts, or visually holds something in their arms they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
User avatar #276 to #173 - imostlyroll
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Insert fffffwhat.jpg
#284 to #173 - toastandbananas
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#8 - somenerd
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The army already developed that...
#36 to #8 - anon id: 423bfe0b
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Yeah but it isn't Japan so it ain't cool.
#356 to #36 - dasbrot
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UR NOT COOL
#39 to #36 - kezia
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Thats so old. These things have been around for ages.

And yeah, japanese companies are in the lead by far
#97 to #39 - anon id: 6b285a3b
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It depends on what aspect youre talking about. The Japanese ones definitely look nicer, but the American ones are better at what theyre made to do, and allow the user to lift significantly more weight.
User avatar #292 to #97 - bookyle
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except they haven't been able to make a reasonably sized battery pack for it. Right now its dependent on external power. It's next to useless in military applications.
#122 to #97 - kezia
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Only that type which is used to lift moderate weights lol...
User avatar #149 to #36 - duedum
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>Implying Japan is cool
>topkek.jpg
User avatar #271 to #8 - greycommotion
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The exoskeleton in the image is from the project, code named "Radeon". It was cancelled years ago.
User avatar #283 to #8 - toastandbananas
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dear god that looks like a robotic frog *********** a transformer
#61 - include
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#343 to #61 - anon id: ee304141
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Hello, Everyone.
This is Stan the Robot.
Today Stan is going to be attempting to open a door.
*Gif plays*
Good Job, Stan.*Thumbs up*
User avatar #179 to #61 - supercookieduster
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knock knock ************
#6 - mankey
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Let me at that ******* rice.
#29 - flapz
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well they have to start somewhere... maybe the battlefield is not the best place to test and develop it. It certainly isn't the safest.
well they have to start somewhere... maybe the battlefield is not the best place to test and develop it. It certainly isn't the safest.
User avatar #136 to #29 - scowler
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Classic battlefield conditions can be pretty harsh...
User avatar #163 to #29 - deadlockr
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Soon, wars will be fought with water guns to short the suits, rendering soldiers incapable of moving.
#181 to #163 - flapz
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Don't forget the waterballoons!
User avatar #183 to #181 - deadlockr
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And helicopter water-drops as used in forest fires for massive AoE-damage!
#184 to #183 - flapz
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To defeat your enemey you must indeed get them wet, very wet...
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#27 - infinitereaper
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It's too late,
the gundams are coming
we're all ******
User avatar #52 to #27 - godbard
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I wish... but too bad Gundam's would never happen without Mineski particles.
User avatar #120 to #52 - dogziller
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except some series have them coming about without minovski particles, like in seed and i believe g gundam.
User avatar #59 to #52 - animedudej
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not shure if this is ******** or not but i've heard that theres a political party in Japan that aims to build Mechs like Gundams
User avatar #172 to #59 - linktheherooftime
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Sign me up for that political party.
User avatar #53 to #52 - godbard
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Minovski. oops.
#223 to #27 - crispyfever
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