internet story #1
>be 16
>meet a girl through youtube
>she gives me her email
>we message each other regularly
>she is an older woman, cute face, red hair, 8/10, would procreate with
>is sort of ditzy, likes horror flicks and works in some boring office
>message her for a few weeks, find myself infatuated with her
>can't contain my neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
>stupidly get the idea that she might like me back
>play it safe, try to get to know her better
>after about a month, find out shocking truth
>she's not who she says she is
>doyoureallythinkpeoplewoulddothatgon theinternetandtellies.jpeg
>arrange to meet mystery person, but nervous as expected
>I'm just hoping it's not a dude
>turns out it was the daughter of the woman I thought I was talking with
>shes 12
>think to myself that this is even better
>meet a girl through youtube
>she gives me her email
>we message each other regularly
>she is an older woman, cute face, red hair, 8/10, would procreate with
>is sort of ditzy, likes horror flicks and works in some boring office
>message her for a few weeks, find myself infatuated with her
>can't contain my neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
>stupidly get the idea that she might like me back
>play it safe, try to get to know her better
>after about a month, find out shocking truth
>she's not who she says she is
>doyoureallythinkpeoplewoulddothatgon theinternetandtellies.jpeg
>arrange to meet mystery person, but nervous as expected
>I'm just hoping it's not a dude
>turns out it was the daughter of the woman I thought I was talking with
>shes 12
>think to myself that this is even better
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