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#8 - typeonegative (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lotengo
#39 - ludislavonac (02/25/2014) [+] (20 replies)
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Unpopular opinion incoming, viewer discretion is advised   
   
 Non of these quotes are funny to me, seems like this guy tries way to hard to be edgy, meh, thumb down and next
Unpopular opinion incoming, viewer discretion is advised

Non of these quotes are funny to me, seems like this guy tries way to hard to be edgy, meh, thumb down and next
#4 - ascendant (02/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Here's a quick comp for Harpo:
User avatar #1 - include (02/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-Winston Churchill
#6 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You didn't even bother cropping out the original poster's name. How disappointing.
User avatar #13 to #6 - retardedboss (02/25/2014) [-]
You'd rather he did crop out the OP's username?
#35 - heritage ONLINE (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
part 2
part 2
#7 - pariahlol (02/25/2014) [-]
Groucho Marx - A twitter personality before twitter existed
#12 - mayoroftownsville (02/25/2014) [-]
"Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!"

- Groucho Marx (last words)
#2 - punorcib (02/24/2014) [-]
Groucho, nice.
Groucho, nice.
#32 - habanaro (02/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#51 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
#56 - AdamBaum (02/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds like the Jewish guy who made this comp had an unusual obsession with this guy.   
   
Who is he and why is he worthy of a comp?    
   
INB4: do ur own reserch fagit i no spoonfeed u im cultured   
   
I'm not interested enough to do research on him, just want to know who he is and why this is funny?
Sounds like the Jewish guy who made this comp had an unusual obsession with this guy.

Who is he and why is he worthy of a comp?

INB4: do ur own reserch fagit i no spoonfeed u im cultured

I'm not interested enough to do research on him, just want to know who he is and why this is funny?
User avatar #59 to #56 - schneidend (02/25/2014) [-]
Groucho Marx was a comedian, actor, and film director. He's considered one of the greatest comic actors of all times. It's funny because these quotes are criticisms of his time, wordplay, and punny.
#20 - npfortytwo (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That last panel says:   
Groucho Marx   
1819-1892...   
   
   
   
he was born in 1890
That last panel says:
Groucho Marx
1819-1892...



he was born in 1890
User avatar #10 - dtissiere (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
One of the most blatant repost I've ever seen you didn't even take out the op's name
User avatar #14 to #10 - fruzzinoid (02/25/2014) [-]
He gave him credit. It's the opposite of a blatant repost, it's just sharing.
#85 - doctorfamp (02/25/2014) [-]
And I just realized he was a fucking genius. All hail the Marx.
And I just realized he was a fucking genius. All hail the Marx.
User avatar #81 - endodoobiesmoke (02/25/2014) [-]
the best groucho line is "i'd dance with you til the cows come home, but i'd rather dance with the cows til you come home!"
#15 - produx (02/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Your username.

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#22 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Elephant in pants and don´t know why it was there?
Maybe little extra junk in the trunk doesn´t hurt.
#23 to #22 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - leonhardt (02/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why is Jewishbastard's avatar Protoman?

Protoman is neither jewish, nor a bastard.
User avatar #31 to #19 - ivoryhammer (02/25/2014) [-]
Well he tells you to burn down trees in Megaman 7. That's kind of bastard behavior.
#9 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
Isn't this Groucho Marx quotes, not Internet Quotes?
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