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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - typeonegative
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(02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #80 to #8 - blokrokker
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I am a Marxist. I live by the wise words of Karl Groucho Marx.
#39 - ludislavonac
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(02/25/2014) [+] (20 replies)
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Unpopular opinion incoming, viewer discretion is advised   
   
 Non of these quotes are funny to me, seems like this guy tries way to hard to be edgy, meh, thumb down and next
Unpopular opinion incoming, viewer discretion is advised

Non of these quotes are funny to me, seems like this guy tries way to hard to be edgy, meh, thumb down and next
User avatar #49 to #39 - youreminenow
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Can I ask as to why you guys are thumbing him down? I mean, he seriously did give you a warning before his opinion.
User avatar #73 to #49 - fuckthehabs
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To me it's the same as him bashing people in the middle ages for not driving cars. This type of comedy really didn't exist at the time. Marx was part of the avant garde.
User avatar #76 to #73 - reaperssprint
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So that makes his opinion invalid? You can disagree with him as much as you like, but his opinion is his own. Not everyone feels the guy was an innovater.
User avatar #77 to #76 - fuckthehabs
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I'm implying that it's uneducated. I don't care if his opinion isn't the same as mine. To me it's the same as the typical teenage girl arguing Bieber is more talented than Mozart I know it's an extreme comparison
User avatar #78 to #77 - reaperssprint
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This is the thing though, there is no fact that says that Mozart is better than Justin Beiber. we can argue all we want and call those who disagree uneducated, but its still not a fact. that's the point I'm making. You can't call him uneducated for his opinion.
User avatar #79 to #78 - fuckthehabs
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Am I claiming what I say as fact?
User avatar #90 to #73 - youreminenow
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Touche, good sir. Touche.
User avatar #74 to #39 - trygve
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My thoughts exactly
#41 to #39 - flapz
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This was very edgy at his time....

not funny comment, not thought through, dumb
#43 to #39 - anon id: 5f169642
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You do realize he can't hear you, and even if he could he would not care?
#45 to #39 - anon id: e51de081
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(02/25/2014) [-]
come on,
i intedn to live forever or die trying is ******* hilarious
User avatar #83 to #39 - listerthepessimist
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I don't see how it's edgy, but then maybe it was in the 20s
User avatar #89 to #39 - feelythefeel
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His comedy is reliant on wordplay, so you probably don't get it for the same reason that you don't use punctuation.
User avatar #92 to #39 - skeebo
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Is it really necessary to thumb down his comment that much? It would be okay if it were 3 or 4 thumbs down, but come on guys its just an opinion...
User avatar #82 to #39 - hadzibg
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(02/25/2014) [-]
Same here. I didn't even smile. It's just a lot of "tryhard" clever quotes from a smug guy. At least for me
#40 to #39 - djoka
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(02/25/2014) [-]
Slavonac baš si lud.
User avatar #53 to #39 - uwbymannen
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Why exactly did you get thumbed down? Really. You did not find this funny, so what?
User avatar #54 to #39 - cadiuro
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I do believe this might have been considered edgy back in his day. Jokes that are now old, were once new too, you know.

Some gave me a smile, I must admit that.
User avatar #58 to #39 - schneidend
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Clever wordplay, puns, and witticisms, where as your comment is what's trying to be edgy with an "unpopular opinion."
User avatar #72 to #39 - matriculator
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>"Try hard"

You do know that these jokes were told at a time when people still laughed out loud to knock knock jokes right? Most of these made me laugh, imagine how funny it was for those who lived at his time.

Historical context motha fornicator.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-ucyONol1Y
#4 - ascendant
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(02/24/2014) [-]
Here's a quick comp for Harpo:
User avatar #17 to #4 - andimac
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(02/25/2014) [-]
*Honk*
User avatar #5 to #4 - lumpymandude
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He sneezes once, Robert Ozborne explained it was the only time he ever said anything on tcm
User avatar #50 to #5 - snowshark
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There is video of him talking actually. You can find it on youtube... but it's rather unimpressive and he's much better remembered as a silent character.
User avatar #93 to #50 - lumpymandude
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Well i mean im sure he talks in real life but in the marx bros movies i mean
User avatar #1 - include
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-Winston Churchill
User avatar #29 to #1 - dobbelganger
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drunk and this witty

oh master teach me your ways
#11 to #1 - ascendant
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Courtesy of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cartoons
#6 - anon id: 8dc4bae3
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You didn't even bother cropping out the original poster's name. How disappointing.
User avatar #13 to #6 - retardedboss
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You'd rather he did crop out the OP's username?
User avatar #67 to #13 - tranquilizer
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I would have cropped it out and mentioned him in a stickied comment or description.
Leaving it like that often pisses off some of us and makes them bitch about reposts.
#35 - heritage
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part 2
part 2
#68 to #35 - anon id: 9bb49389
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reposted content, see poster's name
#7 - pariahlol
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Groucho Marx - A twitter personality before twitter existed
#12 - mayoroftownsville
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"Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!"

- Groucho Marx (last words)
#2 - punorcib
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(02/24/2014) [-]
Groucho, nice.
Groucho, nice.
#32 - habanaro
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#52 to #32 - anon id: f83e0d77
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John Lennon liked Communist ideals, he thought they should have ruled the earth, he even said he wears a Mao badge...
#95 to #52 - anon id: 369bc3a9
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He probably like commie ideals on weed which is really summed up in the puff, puff pass worldwide policy