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Internet Gold - P3

Small compilations of funny Stuff from Internet. I hope you like it.

the first person to ever fall asleep
was probably like "aw **** i' m
dying" but then woke up hours later
and was like "aw yeah that' s the ****
i do like"
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Fl C) Anonymous on ) 12/ 03/ 12( Mon) 18: 12 No. 441297429 [ 33441291194 2341293
years ago
llive near liquor store
******** bums sit outside store all ******* day
always begging for money
Mme inherit 5250. 000 from dead granpappy
we to liquor store to buy celebration beer
everywhere
tbagging
Many giving money to bums
bbuy 2 cases of cheap wine instead
ggive bottles ofline to every hobo in the parking lot
tthe transients are ecstatic and worship me
help me whenever they see me in the neighborhood
VI become lord ofthe bums
always asking me for more booze
aalways ******* asking meter booze
booze to one of the bums i gave a bottle of wine to in the parking lot
hits me over the head with a metal bar
tthis brutal bum' s name was Terry
my wallet and my ******* shoes
aanother burn finds me unconscious and helps me
tell him and 5 other bums what Terry did
anobody ever saw Terry again
that i am the don of the hobo mafia
to new city
M will never give anything to a homeless person ever again
El Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ 26/ 12( Mon) 23: 37: 14 No. 439744085
File: -( 27 KB, 303x299, 586213. jpg)
many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
to screw it in,
aone to emanate men tor creating the need tor illumination,
aone to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
aone to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "",
aone to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
who to blame men for not changing the bulb,
aone to blame men for trying to change the bulb Instead of letting a woman do t
aone to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
aone to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
aone to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
aone to alert the media that women are now "bluelightning" men,
aone to just sit there taking pictures for her biog for that men are
unnecessary.
D Anonymous 05/ ( Fri) 15: 28 No. 12646957
one time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gt.
in college
to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It' s a big college.)
gets on bus.
ml start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack
apex behind me as I ride away, bus doesn' t leave until about 30 seconds after I take oft,
it to the building (1 mile trom where I started)
lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building.
bus approaching.
outside
happen to run into gt
hey, what' s up?
is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here.
explain that I had to use the building' s computer lab after class and was just leaving.
says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago,
just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away
Laater learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom.
haven' t told her what really happened to this day
Cl Anonymous 07/ 15/ 12( Sun) 16: 12 No. B B
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getting voice acting lessons from my dad since I was a kid (he' s been working with Disney
for the most if his life)
Xian make a really nice ferns: voice
MMO with voice chat
to be a girl
Spuddenly move the mic may and pretend to be a man in the background
t 'LTP >" ARE YOU PLAYING THOSE ******* MMO AGAIN SIS"
mo PLEASE NOT NOW" in my female voice
tat slapping my knee " I scream and mom in my female who
Wthout " **** YOU BITCH” in male voice and slam mow shut
MK back to voice chat
with a sobbing female voice
about that, Did anyone have gear! could borrow or something? I cant play so atten,."
Maet showered in gear
as ****
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#9 - dissectedtesticle (11/16/2013) [+] (18 replies)
i got a boner at that female voice one. i do hope i'm not the only one.
i got a boner at that female voice one. i do hope i'm not the only one.
#18 to #9 - crazyolitis (11/16/2013) [-]
There are 7 billion people on the planet. But for once I think you're the only one.
There are 7 billion people on the planet. But for once I think you're the only one.
#15 - evanraz (11/16/2013) [-]
OP
#3 - disruptard (11/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Part 4 Part 4 Part 4!   
 Also thanks for making these man, stories are my favorite
Part 4 Part 4 Part 4!
Also thanks for making these man, stories are my favorite
#26 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#12 - Cambro (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - Cambro (11/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Pic related to the hobo don.

Joke is on him, though. That sword was probably used to kill another homeless man and then given to him to hide the evidence. Congratulations, you've just been awarded hobobane, blade of the King without a Home.
#90 - bloodflowers (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's a lot of green text.
This is my favorite
#17 - devourhim (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#42 - tsubakicomplex (11/17/2013) [-]
one of my favorites
#22 - jakekel (11/16/2013) [-]
Has no one seriously asked why there's a kid wedged in a sofa at the end of this compilation?

adding to the gold
#106 - RomanR (11/17/2013) [-]
Pure gold
#30 - docvolto (11/16/2013) [-]
>realize that I am the don of the hobo mafia
>realize that I am the don of the hobo mafia
#8 - rasconza (11/16/2013) [-]
I've enjoyed all of these so far
Please make more, they are really funny.
#78 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
OP, you should use this greentext for your next comp.
#14 - crazyolitis (11/16/2013) [-]
205 thumbs in 3 hours?!   
   
To the frontpage!
205 thumbs in 3 hours?!

To the frontpage!
#127 - atheistzilla (11/17/2013) [-]
yes! I'm a part of this compilation!
yes! I'm a part of this compilation!
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