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Small compilations of funny Stuff from Internet. I hope you like it.

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deriving with friend
grab his leg instead of gearstick
wwe both laugh and I unzip his pants
spark the car while fondling his balls
ffriend is laughing because he knows it' s just a joke
sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
allmost choke on his dick because i' m laughing so hard
ffriend is also laughing his ass off
yhe starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB CHOO "
yhe cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
my friend and call him a faggot while laughing
Gotta his playing pranks on my friends.
what are we?! browsers!
fast interned
when do we want it?!
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OM MY GOO. INST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.
on a bus, heading home from the city t am greeted by an incredibly nice bus driver
with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a man hops on with his sanity
I assume) girlfriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not have the
money for a bus, so of course The Began (Henceforth referred to as ) blames the bus driver.
Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profanities and general offensive douchbagery,
proceeds to be a asshole and make the entire bus shuffle uncomfortably in ther seats.
All except one man.
Ah, this man. luish I could this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor
bus driver.
Look mate, he' s lust doing his Job. How' s about you calm down and leave the driver alone. its no t his
fault you ain' t pay." The logic of the situaton made a slight whistling noise as it passed over *****
skull' s head. We could see the Tonia Truck gears dunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped
cranium. Calm... down? it must be a challenge'.
Are you try' start me c"? You wanna go me you f"" king c“" You wanna f"" ing go me?" Ah,
truly the words of it poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the
reunion of:
Yeah, actually. Lets do this. Off the bus."
You could hear a penny drop as the brain made ' s ****** little skull ticked over. Finally,
the Judging eyes of the bus coupled mm the , sluing voice of his telling
him to ‘take ' and (quoting directly) "dont take none that **** babe" convince them both to step off
the bus ready to fight.
Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus driver, simply says "shut the door mate",
AND WALKS BACK TO HIS ************* SEAT. The bus driver shut the door. drove away, and the
entire bus ERUPTED. we were dripping, we were cheering, I gave the finger out the window
and rm pretty sure people hugged.
Thur: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book.
Cornwall _ Cys
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thefisherman:
Passt, spidey, what' d you getter number seven?"
Dude, shut up! I don' t wanna get in trouble!"
l got Waterloo."
This is a math test!"
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with
scissors
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M coconut has milk
coconut has hair
coconut has flesh
Therefore a coconut is a Mammal
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Cant argue with that.
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Acum on glad wrap. wait till it' s dried, crush it up and put it in homes.
Have at least 10 Myles on me when I go out, randomly drop them around clubs.
MMFW people pick them up. thinking they are drugs and my cum powder
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#22 - leingen (11/16/2013) [-]
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Part 3 - www.funnyjunk.com/Internet+Gold+-+P3/funny-pictures/4888340
(Thanks for all the support comments!, I'll continue doing this as long as I have good stuff)
#104 - leingen (11/17/2013) [-]
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First time Front, and First time nº1.
I knew FJ loves compilations and good old post but this is insane.
Thanks!

I didn't expect this and I'm starting to feel "forced" to continue for you guys, but I haven't that much time, so in part 5 I'm going to compile all I have left (if it is too big then I'll do it in part 6).

Also, at first I wanted to answer all your comments but now it is impossible, so If you like my comps Thanks, and if not, thanks too.
#25 - maaarknuuuut (11/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
this is a personal favorite
#46 - joshuaww ONLINE (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Club people's fw tasting the baggies.
Club people's fw tasting the baggies.
User avatar #2 - playercz (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Im not saying its bad, just those are all most reposted things :/
#4 to #2 - xelaalex ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Well in his defence it is a compilation, meaning the things he have seen (more likely to have been reposted here several times). I think it was funny at least.
#19 - eddymolly (11/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Comment Picture
#17 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
******* TUMBLR IM SO SICK OF THIS UNFUNNY **** WHY CANT WE MAKE OUR OWN CONTENT
User avatar #20 to #17 - plokix (11/16/2013) [-]
with Blackjack and Hookers ?
#57 - chopsaw (11/16/2013) [-]
i thought they were holding hands
#65 - mattdoggy ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
"Calmer than a monk on morphine"   
   
That single line   
I can't wait to get to it every time i read this story, i always love it
"Calmer than a monk on morphine"

That single line
I can't wait to get to it every time i read this story, i always love it
#58 - johrny (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thats some good stuff right there
#21 - mephiblis (11/16/2013) [-]
Super-bus-guy, hero of the week.
Super-bus-guy, hero of the week.
#145 - cowbobranchpants (11/17/2013) [-]
1st one
1st one
#90 - frostylasers (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't know how old this is but I find it hilarious.
#157 - steelwoolsheep (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#16 - muppburg ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
these are great, you should do more
these are great, you should do more
#5 - ninjawizards (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is good stuff man. Nice job
This is good stuff man. Nice job
#160 - gatekeepers (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Your content is terrible and full of reposts. A compilation repost make your own stuff.
#164 to #160 - yuukoku (11/17/2013) [-]
I thought FJ itself was a compilation of reposts.
#55 - theseqceeman ONLINE (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**theseqceeman rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Treadmill Sniper ** best thing on the internet
**theseqceeman rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Treadmill Sniper ** best thing on the internet
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