Inspiration from a wise turtle. . YESTERDAY IS HOSTILITY IS whirl. nun IS . WHY IT mantra THE "PRESENT" WU FUN. BAG DE in t THE TO RU, UP THE Elli ttr Stoli. i, not OC
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Inspiration from a wise turtle

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YESTERDAY IS HOSTILITY
IS whirl. nun IS .
WHY IT mantra THE "PRESENT"
WU FUN. BAG DE
in t
THE TO RU, UP THE Elli ttr Stoli. i,
EMPTY THEME III’ will!
THINK BENIN WU MT
fun.
ASH "Ill lilium, AMNT YUM
in FUTURE
I RAISE IN WEI“:
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HEEDFUL. CGID
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Submitted: 03/18/2014
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#2 - vigorion (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Second to last one is terrible advice. That'll just make everyone think life's okay when it's not while turning everyone into filthy gossips.
User avatar #3 to #1 - phisk (03/18/2014) [-]
It means you criticize people between four eyes, when noone else can hear you're criticizing them. Not gossip about others when they're not around.
#19 - IamSofaKingdom (03/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#22 - MasterMario (03/19/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>implying i'm going to have kids
User avatar #25 to #22 - scandaldog (03/19/2014) [-]
>implying that i will ever get to touch a woman at all
#16 - rockmanfan ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
master oogway is a ******* boss.
#32 - ratytang (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
More wise words from a turtle coo coo ca choo
User avatar #46 - whistleandrun (03/19/2014) [-]
*don't promise when you're horny
User avatar #24 - subaqueousreach (03/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Praise in public, criticize in private

I think this one is counter productive. Basically you should put on a mask of a smile while talking to people, then **** on them behind their back to other people? That sounds a lot highschool.

If you don't like something about someone, tell them. If it doesn't bother you enough for you to feel the need to point it out to them, then it really isn't a big enough deal for you to have to **** talk about them to other people and you should shut the hell up.
#35 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Praise?
User avatar #14 - therealbigfoot (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Forgot a good one: One often meets his fate on the road he takes to avoid it.
#31 - ilbacondeity (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that last one... i feel it.
#80 - lambslider (03/19/2014) [-]
That third one has stopped me from nailing at least 4 transexual prostitutes.
That third one has stopped me from nailing at least 4 transexual prostitutes.
#77 - amuter (03/19/2014) [-]
I didn't think that ALL of these were wise
#76 - senorfrog (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The hardest thing to do is not to change something, but to let it be.
#69 - nibbero (03/19/2014) [-]
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#65 - sotalokki (03/19/2014) [-]
"Praise in public critizise in private". Reminds me of something...
#63 - frostbeard (03/19/2014) [-]
"Praise in public, criticize in private"
I don't advise anyone to do that, its going to make you crazy!
It won't be the madness you want!
But neither do I support the opposite action
#61 - kaboomz (03/19/2014) [-]
thank you turtle-sensei
User avatar #11 - yunoknow (03/19/2014) [-]
they really cranked up the racism when they made a character who speaks completely in fortune cookies.
just kidding, im taiwanese and i loved kungfu panda
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