Insert title here. . Are you a virgin?. i'm pretty sure that might be the only moment when being the first matters. that and landing on the moon Insert title here Are you a virgin? i'm pretty sure that might be the only moment when being first matters and landing on moon
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - hsm
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i'm pretty sure that might be the only moment when being the first matters. that and landing on the moon
User avatar #55 to #3 - zombifier
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****** a virgin isn't fun, I never thought too tight was possible, found out it was
User avatar #123 to #3 - emptysuperman
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******* a virgin matters? Can I put it on my resume?
#128 to #3 - spinaltap
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What about ******* the moon?
What about ******* the moon?
#140 to #3 - anon id: 7da13b6c
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What about racing?
User avatar #11 to #3 - connorjay
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In all fairness, does being first even matter? I have only been first person to sleep with a girl once, and it was awkward and weird (as we were both virgins)
#37 to #11 - tealcanaan
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I mean, being first isn't great, tight as **** though, but as you said awkward. I would definitely prefer it to some of these sluts here at school, you can tell when she is at every party during rush week. Best IMO is if you date a girl who is a virgin and work up from their, like my first girlfriend.
I mean, being first isn't great, tight as **** though, but as you said awkward. I would definitely prefer it to some of these sluts here at school, you can tell when she is at every party during rush week. Best IMO is if you date a girl who is a virgin and work up from their, like my first girlfriend.
#129 to #11 - anon id: 990cd7f2
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so it did matter
#4 to #3 - mustangsvoo
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What about being first to have your body sent into the sun?
User avatar #9 to #4 - beezox
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if i am going to die anyway that would be an awesome way to die
#7 to #4 - anon id: 962f59af
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#8 to #7 - noradrenaline
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For science.
For science.
#45 to #7 - lodestone
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#86 to #45 - greedtheavaricious
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User avatar #110 to #86 - greedtheavaricious
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It's okay gorilladinn

We're all sad
User avatar #34 to #3 - andranadu
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What about you know, like every olympic sport ever
#136 to #34 - anon id: 6050ad07
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That's first place, not first to get there.
#63 to #34 - anon id: 35520953
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Olympic sports a pretty much meaningless nowadays. People forget about gold medallists in about a year or so.
On the other hand, people will remember who was first on the moon for a thousand years at least.
#26 - groovierpoet
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I remember when somebody ask if I was a virgin. So about 3 weeks ago walking around downtown wearing my light green tank-top shirt and watermelon short shorts bring back the 80s early 90s bitches  When all of a sudden, A group of guys jump in front of me wearing ski mask but I knew it was include ************ joshlol  reekballs , klina nomsoms, xgrandmoffx, mindsculptoriace, threeeighteen, mastercolossus, acemcgunner, mankey, fitemeirlbro, tosado, murphyslawtesties, zocard, soundofwinter wbrehmer dakingxd imadethisforitems, mrnecro, katiegirl, theguyinabox , forahilarm, RealRune, evebishop, dehnoobshow, sciencexplain, ultimatefusion, produx, mudkipintense benrocks gmarrox bodyloveer, genralkruchefryed, slendermanvagina, redfinale, daftiduck crackedpepper, coocoro, wrongexplain, frankbeeflinks, nought, zerith, nigeltheoutlaw, skiskate, organicglory, and matheomaidana epicscorpion, settantaventi dantemp , thomaster, zpryed, terawoodie, asthmetheus, benrocks, onederman,capobvious, sirkanesixtytwo, beroty, leobreacker, iamwhite, juha, slenderwolf, fezzo, waffies juter , titaniums, regius, harrycox, felixjard applesdontpee, applescryatnight, notaboss , mariopimp jimmytwoshoes chaossniper , dashgamer , slythefox , mckinkymcormic, jinxter , jepica , classic, knightgiver , hbyredmoon, mastercarl , zombiesnipertwo, buttonfly jackabobbath and shadowclawper. antiponiesuser and jokeexplain grab and took off all of my clothes. One by one each of them pull down their pants and underwear revealing a GIANT THICK COCKS ranging from 8-12 inches. Include was to first one to insert his GIANT THICK 12in COCK inside me. When he did, He yell out "OH GOD! TIGHTEST ASS I HAD EVER ****!" Then, everyone jump in and I had to endure the ripping of my ass and mouth. 5 hours later, My body was just cover in juicy necter  cum  inside and outside.     
   
My butt now have hand prints all over it.   
 Least they were kind enough to drive me back home
I remember when somebody ask if I was a virgin. So about 3 weeks ago walking around downtown wearing my light green tank-top shirt and watermelon short shorts bring back the 80s early 90s bitches When all of a sudden, A group of guys jump in front of me wearing ski mask but I knew it was include ************ joshlol reekballs , klina nomsoms, xgrandmoffx, mindsculptoriace, threeeighteen, mastercolossus, acemcgunner, mankey, fitemeirlbro, tosado, murphyslawtesties, zocard, soundofwinter wbrehmer dakingxd imadethisforitems, mrnecro, katiegirl, theguyinabox , forahilarm, RealRune, evebishop, dehnoobshow, sciencexplain, ultimatefusion, produx, mudkipintense benrocks gmarrox bodyloveer, genralkruchefryed, slendermanvagina, redfinale, daftiduck crackedpepper, coocoro, wrongexplain, frankbeeflinks, nought, zerith, nigeltheoutlaw, skiskate, organicglory, and matheomaidana epicscorpion, settantaventi dantemp , thomaster, zpryed, terawoodie, asthmetheus, benrocks, onederman,capobvious, sirkanesixtytwo, beroty, leobreacker, iamwhite, juha, slenderwolf, fezzo, waffies juter , titaniums, regius, harrycox, felixjard applesdontpee, applescryatnight, notaboss , mariopimp jimmytwoshoes chaossniper , dashgamer , slythefox , mckinkymcormic, jinxter , jepica , classic, knightgiver , hbyredmoon, mastercarl , zombiesnipertwo, buttonfly jackabobbath and shadowclawper. antiponiesuser and jokeexplain grab and took off all of my clothes. One by one each of them pull down their pants and underwear revealing a GIANT THICK COCKS ranging from 8-12 inches. Include was to first one to insert his GIANT THICK 12in COCK inside me. When he did, He yell out "OH GOD! TIGHTEST ASS I HAD EVER ****!" Then, everyone jump in and I had to endure the ripping of my ass and mouth. 5 hours later, My body was just cover in juicy necter cum inside and outside.

My butt now have hand prints all over it.
Least they were kind enough to drive me back home
User avatar #170 to #26 - antiponiesuser
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im in there. besides jokeexplain.

im relevant yay!!!
User avatar #29 to #26 - fitemeirlbro
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hawt
#31 to #26 - sirkanesixtytwo
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#109 to #26 - nickypickle
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"I have lots of friends everybody please look"

I dont know how many times you're going to keep up with this but its really stupid
User avatar #111 to #109 - groovierpoet
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I know right? Tiresome.
#134 to #26 - disies
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User avatar #149 to #134 - zocard
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That will be 50$
#30 to #26 - fezzo
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Only 12 inches? You insult me
User avatar #71 to #26 - pizzaweed
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That's a lot of dicks.


Impressive sizes too
User avatar #32 to #26 - groovierpoet
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A week later, andranadu rob me on the exact spot where I was rape.
User avatar #33 to #32 - andranadu
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i got my own comment i feel special
#72 to #26 - mudkipfucker
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#64 to #26 - slenderwolf
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I don't know how I found myself on this list, but I like it.
I don't know how I found myself on this list, but I like it.
#74 to #26 - kaboomz
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#81 to #74 - domoman
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#50 to #26 - ironsoul
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found a picture of you
User avatar #73 to #50 - wetturtle
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I think she means Robin. His name is Dick Grayson.
#156 to #73 - ironsoul
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Indeed she does.
User avatar #51 to #50 - groovierpoet
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accurate.
#52 to #51 - ironsoul
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this too.
#53 to #52 - ironsoul
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Also, this.
#54 to #52 - groovierpoet
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>Implying I get tired of cocks
>Implying I get tired of cocks
#27 to #26 - include
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User avatar #78 to #27 - nought
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gg include for being the first one
User avatar #79 to #78 - include
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thanks
User avatar #169 to #26 - leobreacker
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Yo man, I have never commented on this but always like that I'm tagged, have a good life mate. I just decided to comment here after a horrible day, keep up your stuff, peace.
User avatar #141 to #26 - cannibalcake
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ahem...
Image source?
#142 to #141 - groovierpoet
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ahem...   
 Wakfu darling
ahem...
Wakfu darling
User avatar #143 to #142 - cannibalcake
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Ahem....
Thank you, i was just about to fap to some random hentai junk.
User avatar #145 to #143 - groovierpoet
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Welcome love
User avatar #28 to #26 - reekballs
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I'll drive you home any time bby ;)
User avatar #61 to #26 - murpmurp
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you forgot about me bae
User avatar #115 to #61 - groovierpoet
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Nah
#147 to #26 - asthmetheus
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#36 to #26 - klina
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>yfw being offered cocks
>yfw being offered cocks
User avatar #38 to #36 - groovierpoet
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I'll take twenty!
#70 to #38 - stealkidneys
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yfw
User avatar #46 to #38 - klina
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That's a lot of cock. Can you take it all?
User avatar #47 to #46 - groovierpoet
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Yeah gurl
User avatar #56 to #47 - klina
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sweet call me <3
User avatar #66 to #36 - jackledead
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great gif. +1
User avatar #171 to #36 - groovierpoet
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This gotten more thumbs than my post.. ****...
User avatar #172 to #171 - klina
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We're a team babe, without you, I wouldn't be where I am. <3
#57 - settantaventi
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#60 to #57 - murpmurp
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Spazkid, powertrip   
   
   
youre welcome, people who didnt know.
Spazkid, powertrip


youre welcome, people who didnt know.
User avatar #65 to #60 - wolfenbanes
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But can you source the gif you just used?
User avatar #67 to #65 - funnybox
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User avatar #68 to #67 - wolfenbanes
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Will watch later.

Danke.
User avatar #88 to #68 - impressiveusername
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WAIT WAIT
watch Hana no Uta, its a better adaptation and includes the GIF he posted. The version he linked is an older, not as good version:
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User avatar #90 to #88 - wolfenbanes
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Danke!

But that's the one I found anyway.

I use animfreak
User avatar #91 to #90 - impressiveusername
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Its a great show, hope you enjoy it
User avatar #93 to #91 - wolfenbanes
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I will certainly try.

I'm gathering animes to watch when I get internet at home so I can become the ultimate couch potato.

But not be disgusting.
User avatar #94 to #93 - impressiveusername
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Oh, and just to let you know, at one point in the series it skips an arc, and it seems kinda confusing. That arc is covered by Hoshi no Umi You need to login to view this link , which I myself have yet to watch (though I have read through that part of the manga, so I know what happens). You don't have to watch it, because its not really that hard to follow without it, but I just thought I'd let you know.
User avatar #95 to #94 - wolfenbanes
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That is very strange.
User avatar #97 to #95 - impressiveusername
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I think they just didn't want to bother re-animating that arc when there was already a good adaptation of it
User avatar #98 to #97 - wolfenbanes
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I guess. Also, noticed your avatar.
#100 to #98 - impressiveusername
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heh, yeah, I've had it for a while now. I have a reaction folder of Ao, but its kinda small.
heh, yeah, I've had it for a while now. I have a reaction folder of Ao, but its kinda small.
#102 to #100 - wolfenbanes
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The only anime character I made into a mascot is Tamaki Suo
#103 to #102 - impressiveusername
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Ao is only the second anime character I've used. Before that was Taiga Aisaka
Ao is only the second anime character I've used. Before that was Taiga Aisaka
User avatar #105 to #103 - wolfenbanes
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From?
User avatar #107 to #105 - impressiveusername
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#106 to #104 - impressiveusername ONLINE (59 seconds ago)
Toradora! Its a romcom. One of my favorites, you don't see many shows like it anymore with all the Harem and Ecchi ****.

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#131 to #107 - schniedragon
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I love toradora so much. English dub just came out; plan on watching that later.
User avatar #146 to #131 - impressiveusername
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Really? It seems kinda late for an english dub - but its a good excuse to watch it again.
#155 to #146 - schniedragon
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Yeah, I'm not sure why it took so long for an English dub to come out. Maybe just trouble with licensing or something, I dunno.

And there's never a bad excuse to watch Toradora again.



www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usaM2XpHNc
User avatar #108 to #107 - wolfenbanes
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I will make sure to watch!
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Toradora! Its a romcom. One of my favorites, you don't see many shows like it anymore with all the Harem and Ecchi ****.

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User avatar #6 - infernalinsolence
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looks like he's inserting more than the title.
User avatar #10 to #6 - lordgeneral
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hello beautiful


this is chris
User avatar #12 to #10 - christheace
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no, this is chris
#16 to #12 - anon id: 9ede4fb1
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User avatar #13 to #12 - lordgeneral
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but I am Chris and Dndxplain.
User avatar #14 to #13 - christheace
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but i am still chris
User avatar #19 to #14 - arreatface
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I am Groot
User avatar #15 to #14 - lordgeneral
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This is true
User avatar #150 to #15 - dehnoobshow
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I'm gonna be straight up about my feelings right now:
[Jealousy intensifies]
User avatar #152 to #150 - lordgeneral
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she's a friend hun
User avatar #153 to #152 - dehnoobshow
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Still doesn't mean I like her.
User avatar #18 to #10 - infernalinsolence
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hey hey boo
#21 to #10 - tippidie
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this is die
User avatar #39 to #6 - dndxplain
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any clue why they're thumbing me down?
User avatar #40 to #39 - infernalinsolence
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because they're dicky poops who can't handle the fact that someone might acknowledge someone else they're close to with a compliment and a heart.
User avatar #41 to #40 - dndxplain
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astute observation love
User avatar #42 to #41 - infernalinsolence
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I try c:
User avatar #43 to #42 - dndxplain
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going to an interview. wish me luck!
User avatar #44 to #43 - infernalinsolence
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Good luck, boo
#23 - shadowclawper
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Top frame=head on pillow
Bottom frame= head not on pillow and just an actual head considering the bed is the same height as where her body would be.
#96 to #23 - anon id: 71e6c180
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thats her boobs and her body is sunk in the bed, so you wouldnt see most of her. Just boobs.
#135 to #23 - amsel
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Yeah dude don't you get it, he needed a virgin sacrifice so he killed her and cut her head off and now he's about to start saying the "First" in a list of things he's going to do to cover up the killing (IE "First I'm gonna do this, Second I'll do this"). I think that's the joke, dude.
#48 to #23 - xyzlegend
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User avatar #20 - antiponiesuser
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when cancer spreads in real life
#121 - mikasuh
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See a domics comic

Swell with breakups
User avatar #17 - arcticastronaut
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That looks like a d0mics cartoon to me, but i'm not sure

His youtube channel is great
User avatar #35 to #17 - thefrozen
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I can confirm this is his work, its from his blog
User avatar #62 - Eleatperson
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gg no re
#22 - anon id: 10c0d242
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Am I wrong for thinking that it is shamefur for being virgin at my age, and since i am probably HIGHLY likely going to have my first time with someone who is not a virgin, I just feel it will end. Like leave me.

I just don't see this going well vice versa.
Girl: "You virgin?"
Boy: "Yeah?"

Even writing it out, I am just not looking forward to it. I can't tell whats gonna happen.
User avatar #25 to #22 - apolloblaux
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You don't have to say the truth about everything
#124 to #22 - malexandercalamity
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I'd rather stay a virgin than lose it to someone who I don't like or doesn't like me back.
#137 to #22 - octagon
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Well, As a Lady, I don't think It should even matter as long as you keep your confidence.   
Lady: you a virgin?   
Guy: Yeah, but Im a fast learner *Makes a move*   
*banging intensifies*   
   
Any female that mocks a guy for being a virgin is prolly riddled with Vag Rabies anyway. Just at least be able to communicate with the female and you should be fine. ^_^
Well, As a Lady, I don't think It should even matter as long as you keep your confidence.
Lady: you a virgin?
Guy: Yeah, but Im a fast learner *Makes a move*
*banging intensifies*

Any female that mocks a guy for being a virgin is prolly riddled with Vag Rabies anyway. Just at least be able to communicate with the female and you should be fine. ^_^
#69 to #22 - thelovely
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Personally I think you're over thinking it.   
   
Don't worry about it.   
   
If they're gonna freak cause you're a virgin then theyve got the problem, not you.
Personally I think you're over thinking it.

Don't worry about it.

If they're gonna freak cause you're a virgin then theyve got the problem, not you.
User avatar #24 to #22 - elemelonsmage
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(08/15/2014) [-]
There's always someone out there for someone else. You might feel insecure, but so could a girl that could have a crush on you. If you're looking for meaningless sex, then being a virgin isn't that great as a male because you don't know how to do "things". But if you're patient, confident, and stay true to yourself, I guarantee you someone will come along. You're you, and you're the only you in the world, no one else can match you, so do the best you can do and be happy to be you. Cheers from the opposite sex.