Insert V-Card now to continue. . thestig [EEC i was about to lose my ‘Hard the other night when the guy asked "are you ready" and i answered "aye aye captainlol
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thestig [EEC
i was about to lose my ‘Hard the other night when the guy asked "are
you ready" and i answered "aye aye captainlol". needless to say- int
still a virgin
**** he didnt remand with " cant hear gnu‘ then he is not worth having sex
92. tet at All'
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Submitted: 08/06/2014
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User avatar #2 - bionicpanda (08/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Girl: "Aye Aye captain"

Guy: "Are you serious? How immature can you be? I'm not going to sex you because you said that"

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#9 - slat ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
My response is not necessary, if she said "eye eye captain", im gonna **** that bitch harder than i've ever ****** any bitch.
User avatar #12 - juter (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's funny because no one here would turn down sex for any reason
#1 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Pic related, the only correct response.
User avatar #5 - iassume (08/06/2014) [-]
Best sex is you're able to lauh while you're at it except if she's laughing at your tiny dick
#3 - duckjackson (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like this could just be a Naval reference but knowing this website I'm not sure.
User avatar #15 - bakinboy (08/07/2014) [-]
the only justifiable reason for stopping would be to get a pirate hat and eyepatch
#13 - jeremytheinsane (08/07/2014) [-]
You still sassin' me soldier?
#11 - fackyazombies (08/07/2014) [-]
**fackyazombies rolled image** his response
#7 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
How nice, it is always good to see 12 year olds ready to lose their virginity. Thier 25 year old parents will be proud!
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