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#34 - coolfuzzy (02/10/2014) [-]
What fucking guy would be like "nope, you're way too immature to have a one night stand with"
What fucking guy would be like "nope, you're way too immature to have a one night stand with"
User avatar #83 to #34 - zeroqp (02/11/2014) [-]
What kind of girl would lose her virginity to a total stranger on a one night stand?
User avatar #39 to #34 - DevilsCalling (02/11/2014) [-]
fake....it has to be..like i've had sex with some ugly chicks..the kinda girls my buds STILL bug me about after ten years.."remember the one with the lazy eye, the lisp, and the vagina big enough to fit a whine bottle?"
but i've also had sex with a solid 8-9 blondie that did those kegal excercises, she fucked like a porn star but acted like a 'good' girl
needless to say if a girl said that to me no matter what she looked like "aye aye captain."
id say something stupid back.
"i'll plant me mast in ur poop deck."
or my favorite line from the movie monkey bone "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!" then u go down on them..or like 2 days ago accidently head butt ur gf right in the vag
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